So Philip Glass just joined TikTok. He only has like 4 posts and they’re simply him in what I assume is his living room playing the piano. First comment on one I saw was “your piano is too close to the fireplace, you’ll dry it out” and if that’s not the internet in a nutshell I don’t know what is.

Anthony Gordon’s goal from last night was made by Anthony Gordon winning the ball back, Anthony Gordon running with the ball for half the pitch and then Anthony Gordon winning a penalty, which Antony Gordon scored. The record books will show that he “didn’t score from open play though” #nufc

Agent Carrick #MUFC

It's Osulaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! #NUFC Ye mad bastard.

Won in the Premier league without bruno klaxon 🚨🚨🚨

Ha! Think we have enough evidence now to say that all of the going ahead and conceding, leaking late goals, etc is a talent issue for us. Primarily a physical one. Margins so tight in the EPL. Having watched MU earlier in the week, I am very worried about their countering ability.

Love that woman.

We bought so poorly last summer and I fear we’ve already wasted the Isak money. League season is over, no way that this group of players is good enough for top 7. Focus on the cups and refresh the squad in the summer

Gateshead to Truro City is the longest away trip in English league football history. I went along for the ride for a piece on loyalty, Supporters' Trusts and what really makes English football special. inews.co.uk/sport/footba...

It’s like an NUFC spa retreat ⚫️⚪️💆‍♂️

Managed 24/26. Inadvertently forgot the most obvious one of all.

🚨EXCLUSIVE Newcastle United plan major regeneration project alongside new stadium #nufc www.telegraph.co.uk/football/202...

WELL NOW, would you look at that? A massive, 24-YEAR-LONG study of MORE THAN 1.2 MILLION people in Denmark found NO LINK between aluminum in childhood vaccines and autism, asthma, OR chronic disorders. Aluminum is an ADJUVANT. It ENHANCES your immune response to a vaccine. That’s it.

Looking at Woltemade's performance by position here. ⬅️ Radar is the small sample of games played in midfield, ➡️ Is the games he's played as a striker. Big German is more comfortable and effective facing the play than with his back to it atm. #NUFC

"Same system we've been using for years," according to Howe last night. The data backs up that #NUFC 's system in the last couple of games - with Woltemade in the left side advanced 8 role of the three. He plays it according to his qualities rather than the same as J7/Ramsey/Willock.

Bloody hell. I didn’t even realise we’d kicked off! Making short work of that long trip

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

I love a victory in spite of decisions being stacked against us. Well played lads. Thought Villa offered little (including their ‘goal’ as it was blatantly offside). Onwards! EDDIE HOWE’S BLACK AND WHITE ARMY 🖤🤍

Really tests your blood pressure having to accept both of these decisions inside a week. #NUFC

The back & forward "NO!" bit from 1:20 🔥

Well, we have to figure out how to win without him now…

Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".

Day off. Ski jumping on. 🫡

When Eddie Howe is happy, I am happy.

THREE POINTS ON THE ROAD!!! 😍

Post a banger that isn’t English. You’ll struggle to not give in to this beauty.

Side-by-side comparison of Howe's squad use in the EPL during our last UCL season vs. this season. The image on the left is full season, right is to date. Minutes are - proportionally - being shared around more so far. That our defensive depth is so so old, is an issue that needs addressing #NUFC

Here's the side by side again as bar charts. It's clear that Schar/Trippier have aged out, that regression/injuries have taken Burn, Murphy, Pope & Joelinton beyond their peak. This is the cost of 18 months of PSR-inactivity, the bill has come due from father time #NUFC

We couldn't just replace all of those players because of the limits of PSR. We held onto them and left ourselves the need to turnover circa 8-10 players in a single summer without a DoF/CEO. We've seen from Chelsea how tricky it is to do that all at once #NUFC

Not been tracking this myself, remarkable if accurate (not doubting poster, just been burned previously by others) #nufc

One thing about Howe is he uses his words very wisely. Hes not messing about here. I fully expect us to respond an turn up v Spurs and batter them.

I 100% back Howe but the season is over now. Has been since the summer transfer window fiasco, in truth. We'll finish around 10th, there will be a lot of shouting, and we'll move on. I just want it over with so we can say goodbye to these lads and rebuild. #nufc

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T55_... Nice bit on Donzoko on the Craft Beer Channel. Reece is a lovely bloke and a great brewer, and I'm very lucky to have this brewery/taproom literally at the bottom of my street 😋

Our friends @worflags.org.uk are doing a survey on atmosphere. We’ve voted 80% nitrogen, 20% oxygen, with a smattering of argon and others in small amounts. There’s some questions about singing and whatnot… threw us a bit. worflags.org.uk/wor-flags-at...

Bottom centre for me

Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"? Well, it happens they were doing exactly that. www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...

Confirmation we get our eyes taken out. What was the figure quoted to us in August? £70m+?

❤️

An absolute Goliath and cross generational icon. What a devastating loss 💔

We were incredible there. Shame the other results haven’t fallen for us, but the lads and Eddie deserve so much credit. We should have walked away with three points

I mean, fair play, giving a pen like that within a minute in this fixture is comic genius

The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions. It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.

A deep dive into the results of the latest Deloitte Money League, which covers the 2024/25 season, when Real Madrid topped the revenue rankings for the third year in a row, as they are still the only football club to break through the billion Euros barrier.

On a rare child free afternoon out. Done a pasta making class (it was great). Now at Cafe Mercy on Grey Street. Can confirm Mercy Mercy cocktails are worth the outlay. And the service always top class.

A great night! Always a highlight for me, and the lads are the nicest bunch you could ever wish to meet

🎙️🍿 What a buzz that was! Such a fun, energising evening for another sold-out @podonthetyne.bsky.social Live at @gosforthcivictheatre.co.uk. ⚫⚪ A privilege to have David Hopkinson & Ross Wilson, #NUFC's CEO & sporting director, join us, & the legendary Alan Shearer & Steve Harper, the ultimate duo.

A great night again with @podonthetyne.bsky.social, @georgecaulkin.bsky.social, @chrisdhwaugh.bsky.social, @taylorpayne.bsky.social & @jacobwhitehead.bsky.social Plus some special guests in Gosforth’s own Alan Shearer, Steve Harper and @newcastleunited.com CEO David Hopkinson and DoF Ross Wilson!

Just remembered we couldn’t beat Rob Edwards’ Luton and Hwang loves a game against NUFC. Christ. HWTL

A clip from the US version of Last Of The Summer Wine.