How does someone get "accidentally" released from prison?

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.

How small is Trippier man. He looks photoshopped 😂

If you're playing as Guile on Street Fighter II. you're sonic-boomscrolling

An excellent game of Association Football. Well done everyone. #NUFC

I swear the ref pointed to the spot. Hey ho nevermind. #NUFC

Nick Pope made up for all those shit kicks with one throw. #NUFC

I see where back to never getting close to scoring from a corner. #NUFC

I am very much loving the Thiaw/Botman combo. Dan Burn at LB not so much. #NUFC

Weirdest fucking ceasefire ever.

I really hate that #WWE have just written Seth out. Whatever happened to injured heels still showing up every week just in a wheelchair or on crutches?

I wonder why Argentina is fighting for its life. Could it be anything to do with Galtieri Trump?

Disappointed but not surprised at Becky Langley getting sacked. We have been way off all season. Not all her fault but in football it's always the manager that takes the blame. #NUFC

Salah, more like Shit-ah.

Jeremy Clarkson criticizing @zackpolanski.bsky.social teeth is actually hilarious coz have you seen the state of Clarksons teeth. #GreenParty

Great game and incredible comeback from the lasses at GIS against Man City. From 3-1 to bring it back to 3-3 in the 91st minute. #NUFC

Andrew Windsor has NOT given up his titles and honours. He has said he won't "use" them. That is very different. It means he is STILL the Duke Of York, he just won't say so. I wish journalists wd report facts. #r4today

Alex Kingston is 62 years old. #strictly

Time to move on from another #NUFC defeat. I'm at GIS tomorrow to watch the lasses take on *checks notes* Manchester City.

Define your musical taste in 8 artists: 1 - The Specials 2 - Madonna (80's only) 3 - David Bowie 4 - Placebo 5 - The Rolling Stones 7 - The Prodigy 8 - Tom Petty

It is very weird that the government is going to such lengths to intervene in a football policing matter just because it concerns Israelis

Maccabi Tel Aviv hooligans being portrayed as the victims by the British media is very on the nose.

Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head. An American Werewolf In London The Exorcist Halloween Night Of The Living Dead

I haven't been in the other place in almost a year. Finally bit the bullet and deactivated my account and deleted the app from my phone.

Well will wonders never cease! I've only gone and been successful in the ballot for the Man City game. #NUFC

Unsolicited Nick pic #NUFC

If you see this, post your comfort characters!

I say this every time I watch it but the car chase in The Batman 😙👌

Whenever someone mentions Sir Isaac Newton I also say to myself "Sir Isa-who-who". I'm 44 years old

Goal of the season

PRO-TIP: Live your life in such a way that nobody celebrates you being shanked to death in prison.

Polanski expertly dismantling the "rich people will move if we tax them" narrative, while Denham nimbly demonstrates how very patriotic such people are.

For those in Scotland; members.greens.scot/join

Wales have been awful and it's not even 20 minutes in. Could be a long night for them. #ENGWAL

Every post I see is another ballot failure (myself included). Who the hell is winning in the ballot? #NUFC

The Green surge continues ... We’ve just passed 90,000 members! 💚 People everywhere are joining the movement for real change. Want hope to be normal again? Join the Green Party today ↩️

"what do you think Judge Fisty?" "I think you don't even see another white face when walking in Birmingham, it's not the country I want." "Me too Judge Fisty".

USA is a police state. Resist.

I'm Jewish. I'm also Mancunian. Every other national party leader was interviewed by Laura Kunesberg during their conference. Maybe the BBC thought as someone who also supports Palestine - I had nothing to say? Let's keep growing: join.greenparty.org.uk

He'll have a show on GB News by the end of next week.

What in the name of bankruptcy is happening here?

RIP Willie McFaul. He's the first manager I can remember in my lifetime. A great servant of the club.

I'm in that London to see the lasses play Crystal Palace. Will be keeping an eye on the lads too if the signal holds. #NUFC @newcastleunited.com @howaythelasses.bsky.social

I may not know much, but I do know all the words to 'What's Your Fantasy' by Ludacris #YeahYeahYeah #GiveItToMeNow

Great game. Some of our play was amazing. Elanga's pace is unreal. Woltemade is a baller #NUFC

I'd be fuming if that pen was given against us. In fact I was when it was given for PSG last time. #NUFC