I expect a thesis and a manifesto to appear in disappearing ink that only the FBI can read

Jimmy Kimmel's Monologue now has 14.3 MILLION VIEWS on YouTube. It would be a shame for you to share it www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tj...

Semi-regular reminder that a sane country would have already impeached and removed. But then again a sane country wouldn’t have elected a maniac criminal twice in the first place.

Anyone else find it odd that Kash Patel’s FBI wanted to make sure that everyone knew as early as possible that one of bullets had “anti-ICE” written on it? They didn’t say anything specific about the victims, the shooter, the weapon… nope… just that? And a photo… of that?

BREAKING: The 218th Vote Changes Everything — The Epstein Files Are Coming open.substack.com/pub/levremem...

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

Every single American will be paying almost $59 each to bailout Argentina. Is that what you voted for? #MakeArgentinaGreatAgain

The richest man on earth owns X. The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok. The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. See the problem here?

My heart breaks for the victims of this morning’s shooting at a Dallas ICE facility. On top of enduring this administration’s cruel and inhumane immigration policy, these families have now seen loved ones killed or injured in a violent and awful way.

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Every Monday morning I participate in a clergy-led prayer vigil outside of the Dallas ICE Administrative Office. This morning, a sniper stood at the top of an adjacent building and took aim. Press is reporting the victims are detainees being loaded onto a bus for transport to a large facility. 🧵

One thing we've learned in the last 12 hours: The Sinclair-Nexstar ban on Kimmel, in terms of his reach, means nothing in an era when late-night shows have an afterlife or simultaneous life on streaming. Kimmel's average audience is 1.6M. On YouTube, last night's monologue is already at 8.4M views.

NEW: How Bill Clinton & corporate Dems joined with Republicans to destroy local & independent media & create Big Media’s consolidated censorship machine that controls America’s discourse. A case for Dems repealing Clinton’s law if they ever regain power. www.levernews.com/the-origins-...

if you didn't take advantage of the rapture hysteria and favorable partisan lean of the supreme court to burgle a bunch of empty houses yesterday you do not possess the grindset necessary to make it in america

RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-promotes-natural-immunity-with-invitation-to-touch-his-festering-sore/

Why Won’t Farmers Rebel Against Trumponomics? Because They’re Rich. The majority of “family farmers” aren’t working-class strivers. They’re affluent, politically connected businessmen who know when their next bailout is coming.

Ted Cruz calls for the rhetoric to be toned down. The easy first step is to require social media sites to openly publish their algorithms, which apparently are amplifying hate and rage. And then overturn Section 230 so the sites again - like newspapers, radio, and TV stations - bear responsibility.

“An escalator can never break down. It can only become stairs. You’ll never see an escalator out of order sign. Just escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” - Mitch Hedberg

good job chat we successfully bullied a major corporation to the point that the late night host they canned is making jokes about it in his return monologue american fascism versus the cancel subscription button: who will win

Crockett on Homan: For instance, when you are talking about solicitation, and it has to do with, say, prostitution, it's not a matter of whether or not the prostitution took place. The solicitation is complete. Once you actually engage in the agreement, that is enough for solicitation.

I’m tired of being divided into teams. Do you have an elderly grandparent who needs care? So do I. Do you struggle to afford the high price of everything? So do I. Do you know what it means to carry the weight of medical debt? So do I. You’re on my team — and I’m on yours.

30+ minute Kimmel monologue YouTube clip has already hit 1 million views. It's scheduled to air in Los Angeles, over broadcast, in an hour and a half.

the rapture begins in just a few minutes, at 9 p.m. eastern. click this link if you would like to claim god's offer of salvation. if you would prefer to be counted amongst the damned, simply remain on bluesky www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxr3...

Might as well

the mariners reliever who blew his achilles wheeled around the bases on his scooter, the vibes are off the charts

been raptured for 90 mins now. lines are insane. VERY disorganized. scalpers by east entrance

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Plot twist: The Rapture DID happen. Anyone who is still here is not a good Christian.

De Niro: "I gotta go. A couple cases of Tylenol fell off a truck and now I gotta figure out how to put autism in them."

Kimmel is up on YouTube

Jimmy Kimmel: "Most of all, I want to thank the people who don’t support my show and what I believe, but support my right to share those beliefs anyway."

In a sane world, there’d be a family intervention and deployment of the 25th amendment.

“Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he can’t take a joke.”

I’ll be watching Kimmel tonight and hope you will too. Frankly, I’m not surprised Disney caved so quickly. But I am relieved. Still, 20% of ABC affiliates will not air the show! (1/2)

Newsom: "I fear that we will not have an election in 2028 -- I really mean that in the core of my soul -- unless we wake up to the code red, what's happening in this country, and we wake up soberly to how serious this moment is."

Ba ba bada baaa ba dee dah

It’s critical that we support the arts…🏆

I find I can’t muster a proper response to either the Tylenol madness or the U.N. appearance. At some point it is just too ridiculous. It would feel insane to offer sane commentary.

Did anyone else clock this? I didn't want to seem like I was the only weirdo who thought, "WTF?" www.tiktok.com/@literally_l...

Stubhub isn't worse than Nestlé, but they're trying their best.

This is going to be in my head all day. IYKYK

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The Leftovers, Season 3, Episode 1, Prologue Spoiler alert: The rapture didn't happen on March 21, 1843, or March 21, 1844, or October 22, 1844. Grifters gonna grift.