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Share a fictional computer, not a robot/android

You: They did the math. Me: ᵀʰᵉʸ ᵈⁱᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵐᵒⁿˢᵗᵉʳ ᵐᵃᵗʰ You: What was that? Me: Nothing. Me three hours later in a whisper: ᴵᵗ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ᵍʳᵃᵛᵉʸᵃʳᵈ ᵍʳᵃᵖʰ

"Murder‽" she crowed.

Must be all the micro plastics keeping these generations looking well preserved

This is my dance about how much transphobes suck.

If you see this post a chef

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking? Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

Absolutely fucking delusional? Complete bullshit? Or are the same people who told him every store in Portland is boarded up and Chicago's a war zone manipulating him with these lies? Some of each?

Post something random, or you'll have an awful October

@mrjamesob.bsky.social it would be really great to remind your listeners of this about once a week.

Out for a lovely ride today

Post what the FBI will "leak" as Antifa HQ.

Not a rhetorical question...

HAHA SAME

Tomorrow! Quick! What are y’all wearing to the rapture?

Sorry to go Full Doomer, but: -Antifa is now a “terrorist organization.” And. -antifa is in the eye of the beholder. Antifa is whoever the administration says it is. And. -the administration engages in extrajudicial killings of “terrorists.”

Hmmm, what kind of person declares that anti-fascists are their enemies?

From now on I’m entering rooms like this:

"40 Wall street actually was the second-tallest building in downtown Manhattan, and it was actually before the World Trade Center the tallest, and and then when they built the World Trade Center it became known as the second-tallest, and now it's the tallest" - Donald J. Trump, September 11, 2001

he was a champion of free speech and if you disagree youre under arrest

"I'm Fibonacci Drake, and you're listening to NPR."

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Zohran Mamdani stuns political consultants with revolutionary campaign strategies like telling people “I want to make your lives better” and pointing out “the other guy is an evil pervert.”

Slightly diminish a band. Medium Country

No one who's reached a position with power to implement UBI on a large scale in the current political environment (almost) anywhere in the world, has the slightest inclination to do anything of the sort.

Time for the administration and members of congress to start buying stock in companies that will be building and managing mental institutions.

Loved Tribe.

Post a GIF of who you wanted to be as a kid. Carter

Happy Birthday, Angel! @kevidently.bsky.social

While progressives often get accused of undermining the Democratic Party, the evidence shows that it’s the moderate wing that most often violates the “Vote Blue No Matter Who” principle. https://trib.al/ayccoO7

With alt text and a photo of Matt Berry with bisexual lighting for reference ""I don't condone anything that that comedy portrayed, you know? I don't share any views that the writer has."

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I'm from before the internet

It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

Republicans : remove first amendment protections on the entire internet Republicans : removing birthright citizenship Republicans : unpersoning trans people Republicans : demand Christianity in all schools Republicans : deploy troops to cities Democrats : Now is not the time to fight

B E A N S

This is the last thing the BBC needs

I swear guys, Iran is minutes away from being able to nuke the entire U.S. For reals this time. Pinky swear

BUTLERIAN JIHAD MOTHERFUCKERS

NYC voters: Rank Mamdani first. Do not rank Cuomo, at all! Do not leave any ranks blank.

A good percentage of my friends are conservative. That percentage is 0, which is a good percentage of conservative friends to have

Streaming service Philo has acquired the rights to the content libraries of 14 other services, including Streamo, Flunki, Pibmow, Neepee and Skunt (Source: tinyurl.com/2n9v9hxn)

@kevidently.bsky.social pride cheese?