keep the lights on.

looking at reddit.com/r/all right now is wild. 80% of the posts are anti ice from every kind of subreddit like NBA, climbing, nursing, batman, catbongos and music

the nfl: we make billions and billions of dollars every year also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

well i've never had any problems with a tiffany. actually you just sound kinda mean

Featuring a trans woman so prominently at his inauguration like this was an absolutely baller move by Zohran

[0011744] Crash to desktop after "strike the earth!"

the time-honored tradition of using the bookstore receipt as a bookmark

Truly Universal Outlet xkcd.com/3186/

the other thing about those liberal current events–only reply accounts (you know the ones) is they also seem eager to follow me, someone who never posts politics, if i post at all

[0008248] 4 nobles in a mead hall, one of them can't be explained

🕴️White smoke is rising from the House of the Levitating Man. This can only mean one thing. Stay tuned for the announcement this week as we ring in the Solstice of the Levitating Man. 🌕

for christmas i want @cabletwo.net to reach 1000 followers on twitch.tv/cabletwo

Merry Christmas from our family to yours ❤️💚✨

Comedy Bang Bang - Smoke Weed Everyday

when you're out in space and you pick up a garbled transmission it's important you don't draw too many conclusions from the parts that aren't garbled cause a lot of the time what's in those garbled parts really bites you in the ass

coming back to bluesky was fun for a bit there but i remember why i stopped checking in now

Finally decided to put up my Christmas Tree. Better late than never 🎄🌟

Sad Robot Girls 🤖😢

Obviously, this is amazing BUT the thing I love most, is that it's directly poking fun at the desire/fetish to overanimate overlapping action & smears. Asking someone of James Baxter's calibre to *intentionally* do this (as well as mess up the spacing on a bounce) is funny in the nerdiest way.

finished Feet of Clay and out of new books >:( who did this

saw a post that said "billions" instead of "millions" and now my whole mood is ruined. and no, no one in the replies had corrected it

Listened to 4’33”. Perfect. No notes

Tending to a Memory

Millcreek, Utah Pop: 61,450 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millcreek,_Utah Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=53549571 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=51945092 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=75339348

So I went to wikimedia to see if the third image is less sinister than it appears and uhhhhhh. . .

This is my comfort

having a decent time but worried that playing by streaming to my steamdeck is making clair obscur way harder. it's so sparkly none of the eye catches stand out and i keep getting lost. and i kinda don't believe i'm missing so many dodges

MY 4-YEAR OLD: *calmly, while coloring a picture of the Grinch* If baby grinches die, we can eat them. If they’re clean. That’s ok

can't remember if i took my adhd meds this morning so now we're at what i call "the gamble"

most of the porn on my feed isn't for me but it makes me feel better knowing it's there

podcast where the two hosts are hard panned left and right

are there other nogs

ever look at an old piece of yours and think "honestly? i ate" There will be blood alt poster - 2016

why do they all type in this way. 1-2 sentences then a paragraph break. periods instead of commas or em dashes (ironically). i'm not complaining about grammar it's just a pattern i've seen, like they don't have a voice other than "stating arguments" or "marketing pitch"

taking great pains to NOT reorient my life around having the space time and materials to handsew a clair obscur expeditioner cosplay

BLUE BOX: 301 MASSACHUSETTS AVE, BOSTON MA 02115 PO LOBBY: 410 MAIN ST, MINEOLA IA 51554 BLUE BOX: 401 WILLIAM ST, OAK PARK IL 60301 PO LOBBY: 328 E WYOMISSING AVE, MOHNTON PA 19540

GEORGE BAILEY: Now hold on a second. Why’re there roving squads of cybernetically enhanced super soldiers? And why’s a big chunk of the moon missing? CLARENCE: Well, George, you were never born. No one was able to stop Mecha-Potter from achieving complete global domination.

we've got shows and shows and shows coming up

I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix

One of the many reasons AI can't produce good writing is it can't hate its own writing. It can't think to itself "Maybe I'm illiterate" during the writing process. And that's essential

If you are near Philadelphia, have 123 dollars, and roughly 28 cubic feet of space to store 1,600 VHS tapes in reasonably climate controlled conditions until I can get up there, I will retrieve this collection of almost guaranteed vital archival value and digitize its entirety.

there's like a curve graph for how the badness of UI relates to consolidation and competitiveness in the market. is there like a named law for this yet

ghosts 👻