I like how all recently “invented” sports is just what’s the fastest most efficient way to give someone CTE.

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

Boong-Ga Boong-Ga / Arcade flyer / Taff System / 2000

Do you know why the call it the XBox360. When see it it make turn 360 degrees and walk out the room. 🤓😭🤣🤣 #TheJokingGamer

Hey PlayStation where the games at…. Hahahaha I’m just picking 😜🤣😝🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #TheJokingGamer

Why is chips 7 dollars now. What the hell!!!

JD nutted

Did anybody ask Jelly Roll maybe he wanted to end all.

Fellas is it gay to top your friend and former president.

Oh ….So Tylenol is the reason why I can’t make eye contact and hyper fixate on Kingdom Hearts.

Damn can’t believe they already released the red band trailer where Wario just spreads it.

Huh, They really will do any thing to distract us from the whole Epstein thing.

Outlaw Mudshow

Fuck why does Trump keep hitting me up on cash app for $36T

Rest in piss Hulkster

Wiger on the Pod

Free Them

RT if you think Bryan should get the Creami

The porn bots on instagram keep blowing up my old posts. Makes me feel kinda special. Wish it would happen here too. 🥺

I can finally announce it: I have a podcast. I'm a Podcaster now. And I'm really really proud of and excited about Stores, which I'm making with Luke Taylor and Pat Gill. You can find it these places: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s... open.spotify.com/show/6L9mK8E... www.patreon.com/storesthepod...

Saw some white dog shit this morning. Maybe RFK Jr actually knows what he’s doing and things aren’t going to be so bad.

How do carnivor people make everything they do so disgusting

God damn I gotta stop reading comments under random videos. People sure cant get enough of that boot taste.

Putting together a Mario kart fundraiser for Thursday to support those affected by the ice raids in LA - if you are a streamer and want to be involved dm me!

Money really changes a man. I’ll never drink soda from a 2 liter bottle ever again.

69 47

Thats on the prison. If you escape you should get to go free.

I wish I was this comfy

Tonight on my stream, 3 rounds of tasks provided to my chat by me, The King. Whosoever provides the best example of what I ask will win 50 dollars each. It's the King's Decree: Nocta Finalis. Twitch.tv/deadblossomjesse

I get old dudes love walking around the locker room with their dicks out. But c’mon man you can’t be doing it half chubbed up.

This week: DIE, DIE, DIE. A show I've been wanting to watch on stream for 2 years. Mario Party with a rare guest. And the FINAL KINGS DECREE, which will be discussed in part tomorrow during DIE. RT if you think you and porno actress Riley Reid would get along in real life

Can’t believe Adam from da Bible removed his own rib so he can suck his own dick. Crazy

“Adump Shitler”- a Bluesky poster during WW2

really love making the EverythingNowShow boys read @gooffkings.bsky.social name change week names

i met a p*rno artist in fortnite and they drew me

If Kid Rock is lucky he will be receiving a handjob during a matinee of Dear Evan Hansen

I wish Mr beast would just make a bunch of Saw traps to punish minor criminals and people with bad habits.

Brain worm brain worm brain worm

If I could give that Count Dracula guy a piece of my mind, I’d say to him, “Sir, everything you did was illegal and indecent.” He needs to hear it.

You ever think Baron watches that one Roblox Trump video, and thinks, “ Hahaha yup that’s my papa.” :)

Damn can’t believe the NFL changed the script because of that woke plane crash

Erm Now that the sportsball season is coming to close maybe we can focus our attention o things that actually matter. Like ummm I don’t know our crumbling democracy. Just saying 🤷

Tomatoes are kinda icky anyways

Fuck you Phil!!!

Me after I hear the 12th cum joke in the first 15 minutes of the episode

This my experience playing The Bazaar

The excuse that “he was throwing his heart to the crowd” is so funny. Let’s pretend that’s true. I now want to see this dork ass nerd throw anything. I bet he does it agin at the next rally he speaks at “As an epic troll to trigger the libs”.

I doubt Trump will take the oath of office tomorrow. I think he will take the oaf of office instead

Damn Trump really keeps dropping rakes and dems keep stepping in the most comical ways.

It's been a long time since I've laughed at hard as I did at this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1ug...