Can I add as an ex barman that if you’re in a decent pub don’t shout for drinks if the bar is busy. Any decent barman/ woman knows who’s next and will likely ignore you if you’re acting the dick.

The fundraiser to make the Old Spotted Dog Ground accessible for wheelchairs, those with mobility issues and those with reindeer-powered sleighs is edging closer to the target. Please donate if you can or share with your contacts and on social media 👇 chuffed.org/project/1499...

I don't really post anymore, but I would like to carry on writing books at some point in the future. Hate to be annoying, but any chance you could retweet so old twitter followers can find me if they want to? Going to delete my twitter, or at least abandon it on lock and let it die a slow death.

@whamageddon.bsky.social Too upset to post last night to describe my entry to Whamhalla... Those who might ask..."What kind of person plays music... at full volume ...with the windows wide open.... IN DECEMBER???" I'll tell you because they live 100 yards from my balcony!!!

@zoejardiniere.bsky.social ... Zoe it's time you got into some merch... T-shirts that Say "I'm not from here ... I'm a migrant" I live in London but I'm not from here (how many people are, right?)... I would wear one 😁

You would think the alleged indiscretions of the schoolboy Nigel Farage would have drawn outrage from a just, impartial British media. Strangely, it seems they have not. This week’s column by Stewart Lee www.thenerve.news/p/stewart-le...

"The count takes place in a leisure centre, Gullis watching like a gorilla in the chlorinated mist". Genius ... No notes 😶

@chrislepkowski.bsky.social Happy Birthday, Chris.... Keep on keepin' on!!!!

TFFT! I just got ambushed in the Boxpark Wembley by a live cover version by the Royal Philharmonic (Pretty good version BTW) ...on 27th November... Time to be hyper alert!

The Old Spotted Dog Ground bar now has 6 taps, up from 2, including pints of cider for the first time.

Interesting

Yes....And also ..no🙄

⚠️ BREAKING: BBC In Crisis - New Director General Picks Leaked. 🙏🏻 PLEASE like, share and kiss this latest #BrokenNews report. youtu.be/P8kl2ETzH7k?...

It weren't like this in my day.

🛑 NEWS: Royals Deserve “Much More News Coverage” New Report Claims. 👇🏻 Please watch and share this #BrokenNews report. youtu.be/Zg_K_Ki1NTQ?...

Astonishing video, worth watching in full.

what about bringing it around town

Let's make @claptoncfc.co.uk's ground accessible to all! 🐕 We are fundraising £10,000 to create flat walkways and pitch perimeter fencing from recycled scaffolding. www.claptoncfc.co.uk/2025/10/24/h...

I love kids. I have two of them. They’re amazing. However, kids are the absolute least self aware, clumsiest little puffins on the planet. Please don’t drive tonight unless you have to, and if you do drive, drive super slow and pay 100% attention at all times. Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻 💀 #PublicHealth

"...and in the "French story of the year" category..." 77 year-old cyclist who fell 40m into a ravine survived in the cold and the rain for three days by drinking "several bottles" of the wine he was bringing home from the market. france3-regions.franceinfo.fr/occitanie/ga...

Goes to listen to this on repeat after watching that bit from Zack Polanski on Jeremy Vine

Okay, I understand that my monthly ANTIFA donation is no longer a tax write-off, but I can keep the tote bag, right?

The British by Poet Mr #BenjaminZephaniah

At The World Transformed in Manchester this weekend? We are hosting a workshop about radical organising through football. See you there! theworldtransformed.org/twt25/twt25p...

They should stop polling, and just stick with the big one we had in 2016 that revealed that roughly half of us will believe any old shit.

Clapton CFC has been shortlisted for the Football Content Awards in the category ‘Best Football Club - Women's Football'. If you fancy voting, the deadline is midnight on Sunday night. We're up against four WSL teams… footballcontentawards.com/voting

You might be a bad human when Dr. Jane Goodall calls you out from the grave.

This is a lie. There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years. But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.

This morning I turned on my phone only to find that it had changed my user name to Shirley, and when I tried to enter a simple Google query it came out as "Do you like gladiator movies?" Then I realised it was in Airplane! mode.

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

I know Handsworth well. I love it. The Soho Road is one of the most vibrant streets in the world. I was attached to the library there for a writing project last year and I wrote a whole chunk about it in my book Hope And Glory. Read it if you get a chance

On this day in 1936, East London's Jewish community and anti-fascists beat back Oswald Mosley's blackshirts. This year more than ever we remember the Battle of Cable Street heroes and the continued battle against fascism. ¡No pasarán! They shall not pass.

Excited to introduce Vibes from Meta. Eat your slop, piggies!

Keir Starmer interviews Keir Starmer

This is very funny. Would recommend.

See me live on tour! I’m going to Leicester, Northampton, Bristol, Edinburgh, Newcastle, York, London, Birmingham, Manchester, Milton Keynes, Taunton, Southend-on-sea, Cambridge, Southampton, Leeds, Liverpool, Guildford and Brighton. www.livenation.co.uk/matt-green-t...

Well said Nadiya Hussain

#PolishMeme "Keep looking and you'll get a fine".

Our media ecosystem is deeply unequal. While the government and media amplify the claims and threats of the far right, millions more desperately want a more equal country that works better for us all.

Farage leaving the ECHR would take away YOUR right to ... 🔥 A fair trial 🔥 Fair laws 🔥 Protection from execution 🔥 Protection from discrimination 🔥 Protection from torture 🔥 Protection from slavery 🔥 Freedom of speech 🔥 Freedom of lifestyle 🔥 Freedom to decide if you want or don't want children

@theliquidatorpod.bsky.social I think we need to be careful about the "blame the victim" knee jerk reaction because Heggebø didn't go down easily enough or the team didn't appeal dramatically enough...

The absurdity of it. Sky credits "Twitter", which no longer exists, for giving team line-ups for the Arsenal-Leeds game, when they were passed on to every one in the press box; and, before that, to Sky, who are broadcasting the game. No way we can repair this, I'm afraid.

Our pals The Mary Wallopers have just been pulled off stage and the PA shut down at VictoriousFest in Portsmouth for taking out a 🇵🇸 flag and saying Free Palestine Speak up against genocide in England and you're treated like a criminal Up the Mary Wallopers 💚🤍🧡 Free Palestine! Free the 6 counties!

Colin from Portsmouth on Epping Forest

The media every time Wrexham play

Tinderbox Britain: How conservatives ended up praying for violence iandunt.substack.com/p/tinderbox-...