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AGAMEMNON Enough of this! It is not for girls to know such things. IPHIGENEIA Speed home from Troy, I beg you, father, as soon as you have triumphed there.

"measure twice, cut once" -the carpenter "never measure, cut forever" -taylor swift

I lost power last night. And on this April fool's day, the electric company has made me look like the fool-- a fool in gentlemen's clothes.

jesus christ apone what's going on weirzbowski and crowe are down sound off! frost/ weirzbowski! frost??/ weirzbowski!!

The quiet terrorism of the "remember when this happened ten years ago!" notification from the Google photos app

Wow, I guess they arrested Prince Andrew. I'm really starting to think that maybe Royalty aren't divine beings.

Hewwhow wawuigi, welcwom to my cwastle. Wour in a spwecial woom of the cwastle called: THE BWASEMENT! Wooking for swomething wawuigi? A pwincess pewhwaps??? Well gwess what! Its twoad!

ICE didn't end the occupation until they move out. It doesn't count if they just SAY they're doing it. And that! My best beloved! Is why I'm not calling my brother in law a doctor until he finishes med school. Anyone can be a premed dude. Visit Boston, every time you spit you hit like three premeds

Im reading a lot of bsky posts that are like "we can't wait for our team's pedophile island guy to fuck up your pedophile island guys shit!!! Ho ho!" I guess the idea that all the pedophile island guys should be in jail is a radical position?

I probably mentioned this but my big issue with Disco Elysium was that I spent the first half of the game assuming it took place in Turkey or something and ignoring every single thing everyone told me about the world.

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

I would prefer not to

www.bbc.com/news/article... :/

Remembering that story of a cop who complained that McDonalds gave him a burger with a bite taken out of it and it turns out he forgot he ate half that burger earlier.

In the 90s i would have been like, "cool! Ninja sword!". Now, because the future sucks, I'm like, "Uhhh ok. Why is that guy walking around with a ninja sword? Fuck"

Mom! Fucking Carmen SanDiego. What country is 39,769 square miles big?? What country is the size of the state of Virginia??? The encyclopedia is no help Mom!!

The "reproducibility crisis" in science constantly makes headlines. Repro efforts are often limited. What if you could assess reproducibility of an entire field? That's what @brunolemaitre.bsky.social et al. have done. Fly immunity is highly replicable & offers lessons for #metascience A 🧵 1/n

GUN 4 HIRE

Yes, it is a me, Popah PizzaBalla! And yessss, pizza is a good! And a spiccccce -From the newly elected Pope PizzaBalla's first press conference

When the shit hits the commodore 64 youtu.be/Hd8dor5EcSM

"you'll be visited by three spirits."

Monday morning mech malarkey

1. Red box 2. Red box 3. DCC? 4. Mothership 5. Mothership 6. Mothership 7. Mork Borg?

@wacomatrixo.bsky.social and I worked on Decagone together a while back, it's a really good module (I can say that because I didn't write it). Waco is kickstarting more awesome @mothership.bsky.social content as part of #zinequest. Check his new module out here: www.kickstarter.com/projects/wac...

This for what I am drawing those 8 comic book pages:

you know what most superhero rpgs are missing? protracted guerrilla warfare with the police. well, this Stop Cop City inspired Longshot City adventure can absolutely help with that. i was in a playtest, it's thoughtful, challenging, and rad af popularenchanting.blogspot.com/2025/02/if-y...

All these scientists on bluesky surprised by the recent NIH grant news is really making me feel like I'm the only scientist with an asshole Republican father-in-law who mainlines the wsj opinion section.

Io - Volcanic Plume from Ra Patera - Nasa's Galileo 1996. Processing: @andrealuck.bsky.social. www.flickr.com/photos/19227... 🔭 🧪

space RPG 📀🐎: Q: in your space RPG of choice, mechanically speaking, how many space punks does it take to change the jump-drive?

"They both studied computer science in Washington and appeared to follow the “vegan Sith” ideology of a fringe Bay Area group that has been described as a “murder gang,” the outlet reported, citing an interview with a person familiar with the group." www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...

Limbaugh: So we have now the four corners of deceit: government, academia, science, and the media. Those institutions are now corrupt and exist by virtue of deceit. Oh yeah the Rs are totally going to defend the universities in red states, lol.

One of my favorite kinds of d&ds is the art museum

Everyone loves confirmation bias-- it's also my favorite bias! But I did engage a few dark hopes here or there that the price of food would come down. Because it would be nice to spend money on something other than gasoline and groceries.

Per an NIH source: “Discussions with colleagues have suggested that if the universities all come together and raise hell about the delays to funding caused by not holding meetings, that might move the needle. From every state. There are well-funded universities in red states that will be impacted.”

Bad news everyone. There is a serpent at the bottom of the ocean and it hates everything that has been built up from the dawn of prehistory, I hates what the world has become during its long slumber and will wreck havoc upon everything.

New MorkBorg just dropped. #morkborg #yellowd&d

"No -- this, historically, has been my peanut bowl" --me, aloud, placing some peanuts in the shell not onto the plate I'd half-reached for but into the red and yellow bowl which, historically, etc

"Jaak the Giant Hunter" #digitalart 2010 yup, that's 15 years ago.

Exploring my parents house while everyone is gone. Reading my sister's grrl riot punk zines, rifling through her xfiles tapes.

The Tulsa Race Massacre was not committed by an uncontrolled mob but was the result of “a coordinated, military-style attack” by white citizens, the Justice Department said in a report. It was the first time the U.S. government has given an official account of the 1921 massacre of Black residents.

Ah yes, the technological utopia Dune

there's no rule in the constitution that says a dog cannot be speaker of the house!