Over on Threads, in a weird new twist on antisemitism/race science I’ve been told numerous times today that (((we))) are not the real Jews and are in fact descendants of Japheth. So fuck it, I’m making a Jesus joke. He Has Risen!!! (James’s first time in his highchair)

My Little Matzah Ball ❤️✡️❤️

My biggest battle w/ Pierre over the baby is his insistence on entering bottle feeds in ounces in the app we use. Every time I enter a bottle feed I have to change the unit & I swear one day I’m going to snap and end up pouring a bottle over his head while screaming about how many ounces it is. 🍼 👶🏼🍼

James took advantage of one of the last chances for chametz before Passover begins! (kidding, it’s a teether)

James is studying up for his first Seder! Thanks @pjlibrary.org for this month’s book, My Matzah by @artbyann.bsky.social

The week before Passover: Pierre made a brisket last night (he’s bummed he’s got to miss James‘s first Seder) I had matzo brei for breakfast And then I made a chicken pot pie with puff pastry, the most leavened of leavened products 😂😂😂😂

Wait, does Mama Llama never bring Baby Llama the water he wanted?!?! WTF 🤬

I haven’t been posting or even scrolling over here because I’m busy with the baby, but also Threads is more fun for how unhinged it is… But today is James’s 4 month birthday, so I thought I’d share the cuteness!

I’ve definitely never looked at this cool going for a walk.

2nd HIIT workout of the week done! Last week I did 2 HIIT workouts & 2 erg classes. But I think I’ve got to give up erg classes for now. They take up too much time, & there’s not enough flexibility on when I can do them….oh well, I’m going to try and keep up the HIITs & try to get cardio at the J.

Either he likes the smell of the baby, or he’s trying to get the baby to like his smell… Either way it’s adorable 🐶❤️👶🏼

I got a few anonymous donations yesterday, so if it was anyone from here, thank you so much!! And here’s the link again in case anyone else is inspired to donate!! events.nationalmssociety.org/participants...

Did another erg class! Interesting workout of 30 secs on 30 secs off, 7x, going up and then down with ratings from the 26 to a 32. Then a 4 minute break and we did it again, 4 break and we did it again! I feel like my splits weren’t great, but my coach said, “look at those splits, you’re back!”😊

Hey BlueSky friends! I don’t post about it often, but my husband, Pierre has MS. This year we will be doing the Rhode Island MS walk, raising money for MS research. Please donate if you can! events.nationalmssociety.org/participants...

“From Shushan to Tehran” Such a nice surprise to find a Purim basket on my porch today!

I went to an erg class! I was in the beginner class do I got to be the model for everyone to follow. The warmup was drills and then the main workout was a 29 min piece, 10/7/5/3/3/1, starting at 20spm, going up by 2. My splits were nowhere near what they were pre-pregnancy, but not terrible!

Threads is so crazy, you’d never suspect that the first post was going to lead to the second. Her “proof” is the 20 year old debunked “Rabbi Finklestein” interview. 🤦🏻‍♀️

She’s great with him, does laundry, AND she’s great with the dogs!?! This is awesome!

Good morning to some of my biggest fans! @brat2381.bsky.social @eliza7777777thstar.bsky.social @theladyred.bsky.social @comicrissieb.bsky.social @portgreen.bsky.social @dmr09.bsky.social @jazzisblue.bsky.social @ltuhura.bsky.social

Graham Platner and far-right Pro Nazi Richard Ward .

Today was the nanny’s first day….i think it’s going to be great.

Rufus loved the path our neighbors made down our unplowed street!! 🐶#Blizzardof26

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Wow, with 32.8 inches recorded we’ve officially surpassed the Blizzard of ‘78!! All my life I’ve been hearing, “this storm is gonna be as bad as the Blizzard of ‘78” but it never is… until now!

Happy Adar, may it be a month of joy, laughter, and things turning around for the good. Happy Chinese New Year, I hope you get rich. Blessings for Ramadan, may it bring you peace, strength, and clarity. Wishing everyone joy, health, and peace as you step into this season. 🧿🧧🌙

James is discovering what it’s like to have girl cousins….so far it’s just been hats, but they’re itching to put a dress on him 😂😂😂😂

Happy Valentine’s Day maman’s workout ladies! @afrosabi.bsky.social @nypoliticalmom.bsky.social @stabbyspice.bsky.social @kateln.bsky.social @samb79.bsky.social @lajuliemccoy.bsky.social @ektashahmd.bsky.social @nextdaycorn.bsky.social @heidispicher.bsky.social @drmariamitchell.bsky.social

All American boy (in his Oshkosh overalls) in the South of France!

Baby’s first flight….James liked the British Airways lounge and he appreciated the turn down service and inflight entertainment 🤪. The pilot was lovely too!

The Pats may have lost, but at least I got to hang with my grandpa! Also, I was really only watching for the Bad Bunny concert!

And now he’s training for the summer Olympics by practicing the rings! Sorry guys, I’m a little delirious, he’s barely napped today. It’s been boob, play, poop, stare at me wide awake, on repeat since noon…

Strength training! @afrosabi.bsky.social @nypoliticalmom.bsky.social @stabbyspice.bsky.social @kateln.bsky.social @samb79.bsky.social @lajuliemccoy.bsky.social @ektashahmd.bsky.social @nextdaycorn.bsky.social @heidispicher.bsky.social @drmariamitchell.bsky.social

We went for a 20 minute walk today, and that was the extent of my exercise… James meanwhile did a little boxing workout 😂😂😂😂 . Watch until the end for the big punch!

@afrosabi.bsky.social @nypoliticalmom.bsky.social @stabbyspice.bsky.social @kateln.bsky.social @samb79.bsky.social @lajuliemccoy.bsky.social @ektashahmd.bsky.social @nextdaycorn.bsky.social @heidispicher.bsky.social @drmariamitchell.bsky.social James says hey!

I’m at the point today where we’ve been cycling through nursing for 5 minutes, then fighting it, then going to sleep for 20 minutes and then fussing again for so long that I don’t know if it’s time to give him a bottle to help him settle, or if it’s time to turn up the lights and do some activities…

Look, there’s some horrific stuff in the Epstein emails, but as a Jew this exchange with Peggy Siegal is objectively hilarious. She’s asking if they should only invite Jews to a Yom Kippur Break Fast and says that she will get her “Media Elite” list. /1

Comments like this are why we are wary of comments comparing ICE’s persecution of immigrants to the Holocaust…at least at Dachau they had beds…are you fucking kidding me?!?? (From Threads)

Perfect dinner with my best dining companion ☺️👶🏼 Yes, that’s two grilled cheese, Maman’s gotta make enough milk to keep the little man happy.

Well, it finally happened, the baby monitor captured little man rotating a full 180° in his sleep. We’ve been finding him in different positions for a while now, but he’s never made it a full 180 before 😭😭😭😭

A man was arrested after intentionally ramming car into 770, the Chabad-Lubavitch headquarters, in Crown Heights.

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

I think it was an appropriate comparison that Tim Walz made between Anne Frank and children in Minnesota who are scared to go outside and have seen family & neighbors dragged away. That said, part of the negative reaction to his words comes from being tired of seeing people misuse her image /1

NCJW's Rabbi Nora Feinstein was highlighted as one of the many Jewish voices speaking up against ICE's actions in Minneapolis. Read the full @thejerusalempost.bsky.social story:

On our way to the French Consulate in Boston to get James’s passport! Note the Bleu, Blanc, Rouge of his blankets and hat….Vive la France!!

Good morning everyone!!! We survived the storm (we got 16.5 inches) how’s everyone else doing??

How the French hunker down during a snow storm 😍 We forgot to get more Parma ham (the horror!!)

Found a stack of these ICE stickers in my super liberal boomer mom’s kitchen. Was confused until she explained she’s going to go around and put them on stop signs! Go mom! (I think I’ve got to help her because she’s probably too short to reach and it’s slippery out there, can’t risk a broken hip)

@justjoshinnh.bsky.social James is rocking a cardigan today and I thought of you!

"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."

Thanks @patagonia.com and @pattiegonia.bsky.social for distracting the Hamasholes for a little bit!