I can't stop listening

I hate when my dad gives me money. He would Zelle thousands of dollars randomly into my account randomly on a Tuesday and I always send it back so now he's preemptively asking permission I get so scared that maybe he's dying and just not telling me I don't need his money

Life with only one dog is easier...but easier isn't always better.

I guess they thought that I wouldn't have the time to call them and show my whole entire ass over a claim they denied. They handled that in five days. They were saying some shit about how the doctor was in network but not contracted... fuck that shit, pay my claim

Zia is 7 now and I've decided to transition her to senior dog food. If you have a medium size dog (around 50 pounds) what brand of dry senior dog food are you feeding your dog?

Dog owners know my pain

Maaaaan I need a old school washing machine like we had pre-90s because this auto sensing bullshit for the water level is ...SOME COMPLETE BULLSHIT I wanna choose my own water level, not have the machine guess how much it should have I don't trust these machines to get my clothes clean

Does Zia need medication? No. Did I order her a new dog tag that says "need medication" above my contact information? Yes, yes I did. They need to get her back to me quickly 😂

I have to carry pepper spray to walk Zia NOT just because of weird men but because of all the stray dogs I really don't want to be spraying dogs in the face but some of them seem super aggressive and it isn't their fault The worst ones are Doberman and Rottweiler types. The pitties seem friendly

Binge watched Star Trek Strange New Worlds this weekend and I really like Pike. I also like Uhura, Una and Spock... but everyone else gets on my nerves. Especially Erica and Nurse Chapel. I'm on the fence about La'An. Beto was absolutely insufferable.

So my best friend since high school and I fell out 6 or so years ago and she texted me today out of the blue It's like we never missed a beat 😭

Boomer Dad asked me to help him install Walmart+ on his phone and I almost committed elder abuse... Someone please come over here and help him because I don't have patience at all 😭😭😭

Since it's such a nice day outside, I'm letting Zia chill outside with a cow kneecap Unlike most choose like bully sticks, these take her forever to finish because of its odd shape

I got really depressed last year around the holidays so I didn't send any of the Xmas and Hanukkah cards I bought and I'm JUST NOW clearing off my desk of them Yes, I'm triflin' Maybe this year

80% of y'all have my home address and 0% of y'all have kidnapped me Should I be offended? Or should I be proud that I have discernment? 😆

It's about to rain so I wanted to get a quick walk in but... I don't think she wants to go I feel like there will soon be a white dog with black spots on the market for sale

...and I didn't get Kristi a single thing...🤷🏽‍♀️

If she could crawl into my skin, she would

Girl dinner I'm planning to cook some chicken thighs and boil some eggs for more protein tonight I use the Greek yogurt I made to make the ranch sauce

I started making my own Greek yogurt and I really love how easy it is to make, how cheaper it is to the grocery store kind, and how much better it tastes And I get about a quart of whey out of it as well (I make it with my instant pot)

Why does she have to touch me even in her sleep? 😐 I guess tag I'm it

I've had med resistant depression for a long time now (years.) I've tried to fake it till I made it but I'm just getting too tired to keep that up...so now my psychiatrist has scheduled me for TMS Anyone had experience with it? Did it work?

I guess I'll make peace with the fact that I won't be reading tonight

I'm just trying to mind my business and read a book She's pestering me about duck heads Maybe if I never buy duck heads again she'll forget about them

I know a lot of you sent me DMS when Dexter died and I'm going to get around to responding when it doesn't hurt as much. I'm not ignoring anyone... just a lot. I'm starting to cry just typing this so I know it's gonna be hard acknowledging all of y'all's condolences.

Every time I consider getting a cat, I see a video of them doing the most outlandish shit... like coming out of nowhere and slapping the shit out of their owner... Yeah ... it couldn't be me They would end up a shamisen

I don't mean to sound like a dork but I am reading Dune and I'm on the fourth book right now. What are y'all reading?

Be honest Are folks talking about lot of politics on here and I need to basically post and run still? The level I'm avoiding politics? I have no idea who's in the cabinet I believe my antidepressants aren't strong enough for me to keep up with what's going on

I know I'm not the only one...

Guess who's not pleased that I STILL haven't gone to the pet store to buy some duck heads and chicken feet? They are pretending to be depressed Mama's got plenty of antidepressants if she feels the need to have a few🤷🏽‍♀️

Zia is pouting because we ran out of duck heads and chicken feet and none of this is good enough today I damn sure am not gonna put pants on to run to the store to get them either 🤷🏽‍♀️ Someone please come get her because I don't need this stress in my life right now 😆

Hey... Someone sent me some plants for my garden but didn't leave a message or even a name and I'd like to thank them Was it one of y'all?

3 days since I got a phenergran shot at the ED. Dude... it was worse pain and at site side effects than both the shingles and Covid shots I'll just keep throwing up on myself next time 😳

It's been over a week and I think she's over it.

Fellow dog owners: Science says that having a dog lowers your blood pressure but exactly at what point does that benefit kick in? My dogs have given me nothing but stress and anxiety😭😭😭

I guess I was really stressed so I didn't pay attention or maybe the vet just didn't tell me how long I have to leave the cone on because she ripped out her dewclaw nail. I googled and it's anywhere between 3 to 15 days... please tell me three days😭

Adjusting to life with the cone of shame.

I'd like to thank all of y'all for your support and kind words. I'm still working on adjusting to my new reality without Dexter and it's tough.

She's crying but my credit card is crying louder 😒

When it rains, it pours. Zia somehow ripped off her dewclaw so now we're off to the vet

When I came home from putting Dexter to sleep, there was a package from chewy with Dexter's medicine in it. To prevent that from happening again, I went into my chewy account to remove him. Chewy sent me flowers.

Everyone keeps saying that 15 years is a long time but it didn't feel like it was enough

I had to put Dexter down today

Can someone explain to me how you would run over your foot with a lawn lawnmower? I would have to try very hard in order to do that...

Does almond milk ever go bad??????

I know I'm an old lady because I always do the scan and go if I ever have to go to Walmart and I put all the items in my own bag, scan the QR code on the register, and leave and no one ever questions me

Once again Dexter bit everybody he could sink his teeth into and Zia was so good ... she let them poke and prod her, draw blood, listen to her heart, check her ears all while wagging her tail Dexter bit the shit out of everybody. They took his muzzle off and I bet they won't do that shit again

Annual vet visit I'm so glad this chaos is only one time a year

Guess who went to the store to get Dexter some blueberries?😒

Since Dexter ate all the blueberries I guess I'll just have these raggedy cheese chips😒