Today’s avoidance activity — buying (more) body scrubs and matching body washes for epic scent layering. Happy Sunday!

#foodsky where are my mustard/pickle/sandwich lovers at? This is my new obsession. mustardy and tangy with lots of pickle chunks. So flavorful. Highly recommend. @stabbyspice.bsky.social — I put some on turkey these days and roll it up for some yummy protein

I probably need to get off here today because while yes, she’s a terrible person, implying that she has cancer because she’s a terrible person is a slap in the face and an insult to all GOOD people who have fought this disease and/or died from it. Be better. Think. #fuckcancer

Shouldn't we be paying settlements to Epstein survivors rather than the January 6th insurrectionists?

@icookfood2023.bsky.social just went to watch last night DEADLINE and I saw it’s yet one more Roger Murdoch episode… Anything new or can I delete it? Sigh.

@stabbyspice.bsky.social are you too moisturizing and taking collagen like a crazy woman because you are afraid of getting GLP face or just me?

I’m seeing a whole lot of playing dumb when it comes to Spencer Pratt. Dude lectures LA about struggle and lying about living in a trailer. But he’s actually staying at the Hotel Bel-Air. $1000+/night. WHERE ARE HIS ACTUAL PLANS? The dude is a scammer!

California, we have to do EVERYTHING to keep these racist, hateful MAGA men away from the governor’s mansion. I cannot overstate how horrific these two men are. I didn’t know quite how horrific they were until this debate, but I fucking do after this debate.

Here's Tom Steyer sucking up to famous misogynist racist antisemite Hasan Piker.

OK, I think it’s finally time to toot my own horn. Some of you know I’ve been on a big fitness kick for a while but nothing was bringing my extra menopause weight off. Finally bit the bullet & went on a GLP based on the advice of three doctors. Down almost 30 lbs since Jan & my clothes fit again!!

I just don't take you seriously at this point if you're nitpick complaining about Democrats while all this shit is going on. You're not on the same side as me. You're actually helping republicans so we're not the same. You can do what you want but I don't give a shit about you or respect you.

Please read about Xavier Becerra, Democratic Party candidate for California governor. Former Cabinet Secretary, former CA Attorney General, former US Congressman...the man has experience! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xavier_...

anybody fly AMERICAN AIRLINES out of JFK recently? Wondering how much of a nightmare TSA is

there is something deeply satisfying when the asshole who was tailgating you for no reason and speeds around you, also for no reason, gets stuck at the same light as you.

just when you thought Tristen Thompson couldn’t get any more unappealing, here we are

“When homophobic hate comes my way and says, ‘Why did you have to make it a gay story?’ We say, ‘Because you ask questions like that. It’s not a gay story it’s a love story, you asshole” —Nick Offerman, his response to people bitching about his character being gay in The Last of Us.

Share with me your weirdest dream of the last week. I’ll go first. I was doing a community theater production of “Grease.“ I was playing Sandy and Jersey Shore’s “The Situation” was playing Danny and they left us both out of the program. I was pissed. He hadn’t even noticed. 😂

Share with me your weirdest dream of the last week. I’ll go first. I was doing a community theater production of “Grease.“ I was playing Sandy and Jersey Shore’s “The Situation” was playing Danny and they left us both out of the program. I was pissed. He hadn’t even noticed. 😂

It makes me sad that I was so hopeful and positive about Bluesky when it started and now it’s just another shitty algorithm depressing minefield of rage and grief and I miss talking about dumb TV & food & exercise & funny things to distract from the hellscape that we’re all living in.

Have any AMERICAN AIRLINES frequent flyer members used their “instant upgrades” for international travel? It’s a newer feature and I have some questions! #americanairlines

Ideally the President of the United States and the stupidest person on the planet should be two different people…

Hey, wanna know what’s fun? Start looking at flight prices for Thanksgiving. Thanks a lot jackhole MAGA and 3rd party voters. Oh, and warmongers who don’t care about gas prices. (head’s up: not only cars need fuel)

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I passionately hate these guests. #BelowDeckDownUnder

Bringing it back to bring some joy to the feed…what made you HAPPY today?

By the way, how do you do an #AmericasNextTopModel documentary and not bring up the tragedies of Renée and Jael after the fact? #ANTM #RealityCheck #RealityCheckANTM

if Tyra Banks thought she was getting ahead of the story and that doing that interview was going to make her look good… She was wrong. #RealityCheck #AmericasNextTopModel #ANTM #RealityCheckANTM

why yes, I did just go get gas before it started pouring and rain tomorrow. Aren’t you all proud of me? And, to remind us that there are still good people out there, I saw a man buying gas for a stranger who needed it.

Just had a very satisfying drawer purge. I mean, do I really need the bathing suit bottoms with the crackling stretched out elastic or, truly, when is the last time I wore pantyhose? The pantyhose need to go. Is anyone else like this?

boy it is weird to be sitting here listening to the rain tonight

Maybe MAGA could save their outrage for commercials about talking pubic hairballs and checking out your pee during the Super Bowl instead? 🤪 #superbowlcommercials #superbowl #superbowlLX

His stage name is BAD BUNNY... a bad-ass artist and honey-of-a-Bunny. His given name is Benito Antonio Martínez Ocasio. He is a handsome 31-year-old American citizen. Make no mistake. 1917: The Jones Act grants U.S. citizenship to all Puerto Ricans. I'll be watching... I'm a huge fan!

AMERICA: FREEDOM AND UNITY? ummmmmmm… I have news for you, sir #superbowl #superbowlLX

Bringing this back. What made you happy today?

the two parties are not the same. your choice is between a party of pedophiles who shoots people in the streets or the party who doesn't do that. that is the reality in which we live. im sure it feels better to live in fantasyland, but look around. acting like this is true makes you the problem.

I can’t get over how incredibly bad and non-charismatic this whole new #pumprules cast is. Good Lord. They really scraped the bottom of the barrel. The only one with any star quality or charisma at all is Venus. it’s time to put the franchise & us out of our misery. #VanderpumpRules

Today’s #HolocaustRemembranceDay. Listen to these Holocaust survivors. They’ve come together to send you a message that you won’t be able to forget. I’d love to say never again, but it’s happening. Here, in the fucken USA. Open your eyes. Stop this 💩 now.

The Holocaust is one of the most horrific crimes against humanity. It took the lives of approximately 6 million Jews, 1.5 million of whom lived in the territory of present-day Ukraine. As well as millions of people from other groups that the Nazi regime deemed "unworthy of life."

I’m honored to earn the endorsement of the San Antonio Express-News. They’re right. I bring the experience, the policy depth, and the fight this moment demands. I didn’t come this far to play it safe. I came to win for working people across this state. Let’s get to work! #JasmineForUS #TexasTough

Why did I ask the man to join me on a short walk after my 1 hr cardio/weights class…And why did that man turn it into an almost 3 mi (80 min) walk? 🤪🤦🏻‍♀️ My dogs are barking! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

I hate to say this but, given what’s going on now. Maybe the rest of you will understand why Black and Jewish people move the way we do at the polls. And follow our lead.

I’m sorry y’all. I am too angry and sad and disgusted to be on here today. I hope everyone finds a way to have a beautiful Saturday and protect your peace and your heart.

The arrest of Nekima Levy Armstrong is exactly why Black women said they were sitting out protests …

#SINNERS > #OneBattleAfterAnother #Oscars #Oscars2026

tequila is my friend

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

This 🤡 just wants to argue. Also, lecture Black women. And in a shock to no one, just gave himself away as not even an American. @notyournegro.blacksky.app

Yesterday‘s chain made me so happy let’s try this again…Maybe daily. WHAT MADE YOU HAPPY TODAY? Something you ate? Did? Did something good happen to you? Did you go somewhere fun? Is your pet cute? Did you plan a trip? Give me that rush. This is how I’m choosing to resist right now. Joy & clarity.

I love Roger

everyone say hi to Louis!