I’m just saying, but if I had just gotten completely shellacked on Tuesday, I wouldn’t be asking SCOTUS to let me starve millions of people 3 days later.

Let's get this done, California. Vote YES on Prop 50.

Let’s bring it on home CA Democrats!!! 💪🏾😤 #AllGasNoBrakes until the last ballot is cast!!! #YesOn50

I have not historically been a Chelsea fan on #SellingSunset. However, does anyone else put me feel completely uncomfortable about this whole season & what they are doing to her? It is like one micro aggression bullying yucky thing after another. #sellingsunset9 #SellingSunsetSeason9 #teamchelsea

I don’t know if this is a bad or a good thing, but since I started dating the man / since the world became an epic dumpster fire — I have more bottles of bubbles chilling in the fridge than water.

I just wanna go to a quiet place with good views and drink wine and tune out the world.

So the World Series MVP is an… immigrant

Yes, the dress is beautiful but enough of Sydney Sweeney’s tits already. I’ve seen them more than my own. 🤪

That orange demon is telling y’all he’s going to play with nuclear weapons but some of y’all are too busy defending Nazi tattoos, yelling at democrats, and pretending a mayoral race is the center of the universe. 🗣Get your shit all the way together!

I’m increasingly seeing “different opinions” & similar language used by immoral people to trivialize their indecency, as though supporting fascism were a matter of personal taste, or equivalent to disagreeing about tax rates & charter schools.

#YesOn50 #VoteYesOnProp50 #CA #Vote 🗳

This is why white people on SNAP need to speak out and complain in public, on social media, and to news outlets in droves about the losses of their SNAP benefits. One of the reasons these heartless assholes are doing this is to hurt Black people. Show them they're hurting white people.

I’m currently struggling between enjoying the concept of red SNAP recipients “finding out” and my caring, human side wanting to help.

Why are vegans the worst? #belowdeckmed

I know I am late to the party, but I just started watching the newest #Superman and while I will forever be a Christopher Reeve stan till I die, I already love Krypto so much.

I have never wished for anyone to die more than this.

I came THIS close to saying F IT and having chips & dip for lunch but I reined myself in and I’m pretty proud. There’s a time to indulge & a time when you’re just being silly, and this was one of those not indulgent times. Always feels good when you make the smarter choice.

Just booked my first trip of 2026 and I am here to tell you all to try so hard to find things that bring you joy in this timeline right now.

#theperfectneighbor THIS. BITCH. 🤬

whoever cast #LoveIsBlind this season owes me hours of my life back

Do we really have to do this with y’all again? You rather would have this racist Nazi clown than a woman? Again? It’s Fetterman 2.0 all over again. Listen to Black women. Listen to Jews. It’s absurd that we still have to beg you to listen to us and hear us.

I tried Trader Joe’s Gluten Free Pumpkin Ravioli — whipped up a brown butter sage & garlic sauce to go with it — and it’s delish! #foodsky #homechef #glutenfree @icookfood2023.bsky.social @clubbing-guy.bsky.social

That man has a whole ass Nazi tattoo. I’ve had “far left allies” in my mentions talking about the “Establishment” for over a week. 🗣️Black women keep trying to tell y’all that if it fucking walks like a duck and quacks like a duck it’s probably a fucking duck! Some of y’all have learned NOTHING!

Lisa is my IRL friend & she kicked some serious ass this weekend. She had been feeling a little mortified about aggressively losing her cool, but I showed her this & some of the comments today & it lifted her spirits. Proud of everyone who defends their community. Get em midwest white suburban moms!

The people who warned you about Fetterman are the same people warning you about Platner. And now look at you. You got a magastan and a Nazi tattoo. Aren't you tired of looking stupid for falling for a hoodie and scraggly goatee over and over again? Stop wasting everyone's time and listen ffs.

I just wanted to share with you all that I am not sober.

Toxic masculinity, hate and stupidity is gonna be what kills us all.

I won’t be out there today but please keep it peaceful…don’t give them what they want/fuel.

This is a pear appreciation post. 🍐

OK, people have been teasing me for this so I need to come to the Internet to prove that I’m not alone. Does anyone else change their bedding based on the seasons? Like one for the spring & the summer and one for the fall & the winter?

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces. This is truly terrifying.

When did Jared Leto become Scott Disick?

To my single ladies: if you ever think when you’re putting on your duvet cover, “gosh, I wish I had a man to help me w this. The extra set of hands would be amazing.” I am here to tell you, that thinking is incorrect. It is way easier to do it by yourself. They are useless when it comes to this. 😂🤪

‼️⚠️ Urgent: Polling is too close for Prop 50 *& we COULD LOSE.* I know I don’t need to tell y’all what that feels like. We MUST get everyone we know to participate. If you can’t get people you know to call bank, see if they’ll write letters—SHARE: Want to join me for this Swing Left event?

Epstein files giving House Republicans over two months paid vacation and counting.

My man and I just voted together Yes on 50 and then he fixed my toilet so I’m pretty much never finding anyone better. 😍🤪

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Took it easy today — 2 mi walk! @afrosabi.bsky.social @drmariamitchell.bsky.social @cratchedrn.bsky.social @samb79.bsky.social @ektashahmd.bsky.social @stabbyspice.bsky.social @nypoliticalmom.bsky.social @kateln.bsky.social @sarahmango23.bsky.social @reneepatrice.bsky.social

there is a government shutdown with no end in sight and it’s not even really the lead story rn because the president can’t stop invading American cities for no reason other than spite

One way I’ve chosen to outsmart the liquids goon police at Heathrow security next time! a.co/d/1LCkZPh

Back to it! 1 hr cardio/weights & changing bedding! @afrosabi.bsky.social @stabbyspice.bsky.social @nypoliticalmom.bsky.social @kateln.bsky.social @sarahmango23.bsky.social @ektashahmd.bsky.social @samb79.bsky.social @reneepatrice.bsky.social @cratchedrn.bsky.social @drmariamitchell.bsky.social

In California, voting for fair congressional maps has begun. Make your plan to vote: IWillVote.com.

I just got wildly angry at the grocery store because everything has gone up so much in price & these fuckers voted our rights away over eggs & it’s so much worse than I even thought it was gonna be & every person that did this I hope they really know it deep in their bones & it eats away their soul.

OK, straight relationship question…do you think it matters who says “I love you” first (man or woman) in a relationship? And why?

Today a miracle happened. A workman actually showed up early for their allotted time window.

Welp, that was a genuine last minute reunion shocker. #RHOM

wishing those who observe, a meaningful fast today.

Now seems like a good time to remind certain people that Puerto Rico is part of the United States. 🤡🤡🤡 Wepa!