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Imagine surviving a drug tampering crisis only to have your company destroyed by a gravely voiced brain worm.

And here comes the snatch defeat from the jaws of victory crowd, regarding the Kimmel news Another train that’s never late “I want to know the conditions” “He better not apologize” “At what cost?” JFC 🤦🏻‍♀️

Oh.

Never mind

I looked for George Clooney and Jon Stewart's names but couldn't find them. Hmmmm 🤔🤔

Rosh Hashanah starts this evening To my Jewish friends, may you have a good and sweet new year

CNBC is reporting that “Jimmy Kimmel Live” is returning tomorrow

New Jersey, @mikiesherrill.bsky.social is running for governor to put YOU first.

White women come here, I want to tell you something: Our complexion only provides so much protection Erika Kirk is their template*. If u don’t look like her, ur status may not be what u think it is *But look for Erika to drop some pounds. Guaranteed some of those men think she’s fat

#30yearsagotoday, "Showgirls" was released. Directed by Paul Verhoeven and starring Elizabeth Berkley, the movie was a critical and commercial failure. However, home video allowed the film to turn a profit. Widely considered to be "so bad it's good," the film is a cult classic. #xyearsagotoday

There’s a good chance Disney stock is in a managed/packaged investment product you own (IRA, 401k, mutual fund, etc) Might be worth contacting your provider to confirm and to see what can be done about that (please don’t take advice on whether to sell or not from here….

This would have been held on a local affiliate of ABC (bc it’s a local race) He doesn’t need to coverage and scores points for supporting Kimmel

Please include the time zone if you know

Added to the pantheon of bad art

This is something I learned when my mom had been diagnosed with dementia ⬇️

What if you want to just *watch* the Rapture this week?

This is a fucking Klan rally

Made Mujadara for dinner tonight. It’s vegan and one of the cheapest and tastiest bowls of middle eastern comfort food you can make. This is a great recipe for your “if the economy tanks” file. It only has a few ingredients but delicious flavor. www.themediterraneandish.com/mujadara-len...

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Jackie created the “Camelot” narrative to influence her dead husband’s legacy The Reagans created narratives around their “love story” and a life of glamour to set a legacy It’s done all the time But this Kirk shit is fucking weird

I’m glad I know artists..

49 today! Help me, Holy Ghost! 😜

Jayson Tatum just arrived for Patriots vs Steelers!

Jackie created the “Camelot” narrative to influence her dead husband’s legacy The Reagans created narratives around their “love story” and a life of glamour to set a legacy It’s done all the time But this Kirk shit is fucking weird

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H-1B: Man spent $8,000 on flights to get back to the US after visa fears

Reporting from a local media source says a witness claims one of the gunmen at the country club in Nashua, NH yelled, “Free Palestine,” before firing upon the guests.

Congratulations to A’ja on becoming the first player to win the WNBA MVP award four times 🏀

Sharing #grief is not cathartic because it makes the grief go away -- it does not. It is cathartic because it allows others to share their love with you. Let that love envelop you. #WorldAlzheimersDay #AskAboutDementia #AskAboutAlzheimers #WorldAlzMonth #Alzheimers #dementia #quote

Do you remember The 21st night of September? Love was changin' the minds of pretenders While chasin' the clouds away Our hearts were ringin' In the key that our souls were singin' As we danced in the night, remember How the stars stole the night away, oh, yeah m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs06...

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I knocked SIXTY EIGHT doors for Representative Abigail Anne Davis Spanberger, Senator Ghazala Firdous Hashmi, and Delegate Jerrauld Charles Corey Jones for Governor, Lt Governor, and AG of the Commonwealth of Virginia 🥳

Democrats are really in a no win situation. If they make a deal to keep it open they will be vilified for whatever compromise they made. If the gov shuts down because Rs are making unreasonable demands they will be vilified for doing nothing and allowing Rs to do whatever they want

La Croix tastes like 3D printed Poland Springs

🐿️ Congrats, Jules

How it feels to be on the internet in 2025 in Ben Affleck memes

Supposedly, the Rapture is supposed to happen next week? So how come evangelicals went to the grocery store today?

I can’t wait for this muthafucka to face consequences

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Some of you wouldn’t last 30 seconds in an actual street fight Until it hurts those who got us into this (those who didn’t vote for Harris), saying shit like “shut it all down” is stupid And we are not there yet I’m honestly surprised some of you can find your way home at night

My apologies y'all. I was not aware that I couldn't ask anyone on this app how Dems get the GOP to bring articles of impeachment to vote in the House. I will sit my ass down and just let the smart people work this all out.

The amount of ppl on here complaining about writing “strongly worded” letters while simultaneously writing strongly worded posts is kinda funny to me.

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Measureless liar