This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Highly applicable now!

T-5.5h, folx

To string these murderers up on the wall, we’re going to need a fucking big wall.

Uhhh…

So people should expect a work-work balance. Gotcha. Where can I get the Walmart-brand amphetamines to keep pace on Donna Morris’s Capitalistic work ethic?

There are just too many Z’s in the first sentence.

Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.

need-a-penny, take-a-penny

Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K

Remember when this fuckwad bought Twitter to combat the bots? Turns out, it wasn’t a bot problem after all. www.thedailybeast.com/top-maga-inf...

I find this image remarkable. It's of the nucleus of comet 67P/Churyumov–Gerasimenko, photographed by the ESA Rosetta spacecraft. That bright white plume is a jet of dust and water ice blasting from the nucleus—helping form the comet's long, dusty tail as it approaches the Sun.

This PAO deserves recognition.

8675309 is prime, and so is 8675311, so if you ever need a middlin'-large pair of adjacent primes to test your cryptographic suite, all you need is a 1980s earworm and a +2 and you're all set.

After a late night Situation Room scrum with the FBI, and several weeks of potential tampering, I’ll bet you these are a nothingburger. www.bbc.com/news/live/cv...

An escape room you *don’t* want to leave… I like this.

Beautiful (and Biblically accurate) watercolour!

Oooooooooh I love this. New favourite font?

It's a great cosmic joke that neurodivergence both runs in families and gets diagnosed based on parent reports. I was diagnosed at 30 because a man who has eaten potatoes every day for 57 years and a woman who collects loose buttons decided I was a perfectly normal child.

Legend

spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"

Every day I work at Big Tech I understand this guy more and more

Honest to god, there is no hell hot enough for the Feds of this admin.

If you need one, check out Value Villiage, Goodwill, and Kijiji. I picked up a $20 Blackberrry that still works - and was still populated with texts and had a full address book, which is helpful for reasons.

THAT'S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS, SAMUEL DO YOU THINK POWER PLANTS 𝘔𝘈𝘒𝘌 𝘌𝘓𝘌𝘊𝘛𝘙𝘖𝘕𝘚, SAMUEL THEY VERY MUCH DO NOT DO THAT

Incredible.

Good morning world, America doing its next Crusade, business as usual.

This is poetry.

Oh hell yes.

I am having a *day*. Do any of my bsky people understand transmission line problems or theoretical magnetic charges and current sheets enough to answer a dirt simple problem? If not, I’m going to walk into the sea.

The “drugs in candy” warning is the same as Krampus: be good or there’ll be consequences. It’s plain and simple: fearmongering. Look, if you want your kids to eat less candy, or to only see ‘safe’ houses like relatives, or listen to you, say so. But don’t cause hysteria because you’re scared.

I don't think this requires further comment from me.

How incredibly… impersonal. Just take me behind the old folk’s home and Old Yeller me.

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

check out this absolutely terrifying ancient babylonian lullaby

“He’s so smart, he makes rockets” Yeah, and puts pop tarts into the toaster short-side up. Genius move? Rather than burning your hands, you unplug the toaster and tip them out. Fucking billionaires. Proof the biggest ones are fucking idiots.

Be the GHS symbol you want to see in the world.

Not advocating violence, but I’m in team force-manual-update to any and all fuckers wearing anything close to these.

The Algorithm, algorithming #WhiteHouse #EastWing

you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am

So Atari is remaking an Intellivision console to celebrate the 40th anniversary of the system and *oh noes oh goddamnit my hands just slipped 16 times for the credit card number* and *oh fuck just accidentally autofilled address* well, here’s hoping that *aw crap I just clicked ‘okay’* well shit.

No sense following nonsense, so live that nuclear block life, starting with this list.

I really love how in England they have modified No Kings to No Tyrants out of local sensibilities whilst in Ireland they are all like NO KINGS, do I stutter.

Agreed. BlueSky allows us the ability to Black Mirror shun people. Literal yeet into the aether. Don’t engage. Block. Cultivate your space as you see fit!

In 2004, Parisian police were conducting a training exercise in the french catacombs and found, after moving past a desk and a tape playing audio of snarling dogs, a fully functional movie theater and bar. When they returned 3 days later, the equipment was gone, with a note: “Do not try to find us.”

The easiest way to weaken the enemy is through health. A weak enemy doesn’t fight - it gives up. So making Americans less literate, anti-vaccine, anti-medicine, fearful of the sciences they keep it healthy, affecting the water supply to affect dental health which is tied to cardiovascular health…

Some people can't . . .