Off to China next week 😎

I can’t afford to pay a Luka a super max, and that’s why I don’t own an NBA team. Personally think everyone should operate with that same logic.

Walked out of the bob dylan movie to see the group chat blowing up asking my feelings… All I can say is; the Mavs have managed to cock up the biggest trade in league history

All the people who were firefighting experts last week are now NTSB Air Disaster Investigators.

Litchfield is a gun. Hope she goes on here! #AUSvENG

Great knock from Steve Smith. #AusvSL

Usman can hit 400 here. Shocking bowling & shocking pitch #ausvsl #cricket

My voice sounds like RFK JR after a bender

Trying to break my habit of going to twitter so I deleted it. We need more Australian content creators on here and journalists. Anyone know who I should follow? #blueskyaustralia

Steve smith could be on for 400 here tbh #ausvsl

Deleted Twitter finally.

this is how it feels to reach 30 MILLION users!!!

GRADEY DICK POSTER I REPEAT GRADEY DICK POSTER.

It’s 25 degrees in Kansas City where the Chiefs and Texans are playing for a full stadium. Guess it’s only dangerous when it’s an inauguration.

Talking’ practise

it's gotta be weird if you aren't into football at all but follow people who do. you're just minding your own business, enjoying yourself on social media, and all of a sudden everybody says DOINK at the same time and doesn't bother to explain why

Happy birthday to my favourite twitter reply guy owner @sondra.bsky.social - may 30 bring more thirst & regretful tweets 🫡🫡

A month of blue collar work before China & teaching career begins…

Heading to 2025 I’ll be living in the north hemisphere again … what’s up shawty @megannaise.bsky.social 🫨 (I’ll only be approx 18 hours away instead of 22)

Still flick to Twitter due to lack of Australian sport coverage on here yet & my god, it’s really gone down hill.

If you see something awful on Twitter it's ok you don't have to screenshot it to make sure we all see it here as well

Konstas is my hero #AUSvIND #Boxingday

Trying to get hams like @megannaise.bsky.social 🫡

This was….this year?!

Apples, famously found in the refrigerated section.

The amount of people on Twitter calling for Dan Andrews to go to jail for this cycling accident is wild. Can guarantee they 1) 100% yell at cyclists on the road for being dickheads 2) would moan & cry in court if they got dragged down from a cyclists hitting their car when they did nothing 😑

following anyone for any reason is problematic. why can't you mind your own business and be happy just reading your own tweets

Clemson gonna win from 12th

Out of retirement & picking up where I left off 🫣

This app is so peaceful

2024 in review for the egg. Fell in love, fell out of love, 2 redundancies, back to uni for my masters to change industries, signed a rugby contract to play overseas after “retiring” in 2017 & recently been working harvest. Sisters heavily pregnant so Christmas baby would end the year on a high!

Me and who?

shout out to kendrick lamar for making this the Worst Week Alive for every single hot dog stand employee

How’s Australian ESPN is showing a replay of the NBL instead of Texas v A&M … they wonder why we pirate so much American content 🫣🤦

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs

The horse has bolted headlines everywhere today as expected

Spot on

The Kansas Jayhawks became the first team in college football history to beat three Top-25 teams with a losing record. Kansas’ latest victim? Deion Sanders’ No. 16-ranked Colorado Buffaloes. The loss means the Buffs don't control their Playoff destiny. www.nytimes.com/athletic/594...

Honestly the way “the media” is tut-tutting about Bluesky must mean everyone on here is doing something right.

King Kohli is washed

Nearly had my helmet (&head) go through the window of an idiot driving a car on their phone… Apart from a sore wrist, I’m okay & very thankful I watch DanDanTheFireman videos for months before learning to ride (that & ability to pull an Endo accidentally but perfectly) Need to buy a lotto ticket

It’s actually crazy how stupid people are

People bitching about echo chambers on Bluesky would be shocked to know how real life friends work.

Media buyer or Grain handler? I know where I’d rather be 🤠

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

As a highly-regarded public intellectual I have just come to Bluesky and found it extremely closed-minded and unreceptive to important new ideas, including the one about what a highly-regarded public intellectual I am. Also nobody with girl names responded to my chats, which were also intellectual.

Kansas football is back baby 😮‍💨😮‍💨

What point do the couple thousand of Aussies on Twitter make the switch to here? I’m gonna give it another 3-4 days

Sure millions of people wasted their evenings with that fight but millions of people also got to see Tyson's ass, and you really can't put a price tag on that.