Trump now calls for the firing of Jimmy Fallon and Seth Myers.

Checking in on this

Who’s the snowflake now????

just another jab for them to be afraid of. add it to the list.

Freedom of speech, but only speech they like

I was crying while driving home on the freeway and a car pulls up next to me to say “your tire looks popped” and guess what, he was right! Fml

lol

it really is astonishing how quickly it goes from “civil war” and “blood in the streets” to “wow guys it’s just a sad tragedy” when it becomes inconvenient

They only found him because his dad turned him in lol that’s crazy

They’re going to take Etsy witches away from us

Why are the Yankees in third place?

Frank The Tank: The Ultimate Mets Game Experience

Celsius & High Noon Mix-Up: The Hunt for the Golden Ticket

Hello

Yankee fans on the other app are going to make me kms with their takes

Smile if you’re happy

I think there needs to be a rule book or a tutorial for people who are going to go on a plane for proper plane etiquette

Still insane lol

Fuck ICE

The disparity btwn what’s actually happening in Los Angeles and the way it’s being mischaracterized is one of the biggest stress tests of modern media in recent memory. Botted socials, AI, old clips, declining literacy—it’s like seeing a broken emergency response system hit by a storm.

The other app is actually the pits of hell

I have a boomer take - I hate the trend of girls putting jewels on their teeth. I absolutely despise it. It looks like there’s shit stuck

How bad are slim jims for you

Someone at work thought I was 25

I think it’s time I become more active on here

Happy Friday - my Celsius exploded all over my car and it now looks like I peed myself at work. Go yanks

Go Yankees or kick rocks

@sondra.bsky.social Guess the dodgers can’t afford EVERYONE after all

Some of these mlb reporters and tv guys are actually smoking crack with their predictions

Never been so happy for my team to lose the World Series

A dodgers account cropped me out to not give me credit on IG for my tweet. I am dying at this comment lol

If Kanye hadn’t lost all his marbles years ago and it was only a recent thing, we probably would’ve seen him, Elon and Trump as the tres amigos up in DC

Working out before work is not the move. I’m so fucking tired

I think he has a crush on me

People celebrating Cole getting hurt, yikes

Clearly they are not ok

On todays episode of people not being ok - finding my personal email

I blocked someone on the ~other~ app so what does he do? Finds my IG to DM me about said blocking. People are truly not ok lol

How many more years do you think we’ll have to hear incels vouch for Bauer to be on an mlb team?

Someone give me the bald eagle updates

I hate our current president and everyone in his cabinet but man, I’m so over the photoshops of JD’s face lol it was funny the first couple of times but that burned out very quickly

I will be at spring training this weekend

Might be the first time someone has ever called me innocent

I know that ain’t who I think it is

I feel like he can’t grow one

Something crazy happened to me last night. Since my abuelita passed in 2020, she hasn’t appeared in my dreams. Well last night she appeared, gave me a hug and I could actually feel her but I was crying because I knew she was dead in my dream.