What’s the deal with Ja? Not off court stuff. I’ll need to watch Grizzlies when he’s on the court. But for the uneducated (me), what happened Is it a refusal to attack or he’s lost something?

Watching Siakam get blocked by Poeltl and then scored over for the game winner by Ingram. What a game.

Dick grows fast!

Eventually they’re going to stop lying to us about Evan Mobley.

Mobley giving you nothing on offence is not unexpected. Disappointing but not unsurprising. Mobley being a pylon on defence? That's what's surprising. How is your reigning DPOY getting picked on?

Unlike Dick, I aim to please

A finisher who can't finish? We call that sloppy Dick

reigning DPOY getting picked on. i love my team

It was a hard win. The boys pulled it out and came out on top. If we’re open to it, everything is a Gradey Dick Pun.

I can’t believe the Raptors are going to win the 2026 title. They pulled out a close game against Charlotte. Kawhi couldn’t even do that. They’re kinda unstoppable.

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I’m never letting another Toronto sports team break me like this. Only the Raptors should have that honour.

ISSA ME MARIO #FreeMyBrother

Thoughtful piece on all this gambling noise

Hey lovelies! 🚨 NEW ARTICLE The NBA’s Illusion of Integrity It would be so nice if you guys could give it a read. It’s been a long time and I’m kinda rough at it. 👉🏾👈🏾 Let me know what you think open.substack.com/pub/proseand...

I wrote the flowery-est and flowery essays. Like even I think I was doing too much. But honestly. I don’t want to feel like my MS took away my writing so I tried to be extra AF.

He’s Yesavage (uh) Classy, boujee, ratchet

😂😂

Lil Zane had the best verse ✋🏾🙂‍↔️🤚🏾

Strike One.. got you by surprised. Strike Two… right before your eyes Strike Three.. ooh I got you out, without a doubt, I got you out.

A 9 run inning? I prayed for times like this!!!!!! (I didn’t. But wouldn’t that have been cool?)

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

GRAND SLAMMMM

yes

Gradey has an open 3 above the break, pump fakes, and goes inside to pass it off. Gradey sees Giannis at the rim and tries to lay it over him. both result in bupkis. His name may be Dick, but his decision making is ass.

God Bless Atlanta’s Swiss cheese defence.

DICK COMES ALIVE IN THE NIGHT TIME (How is it only the 3rd)

Dick Diving! Making his impact felt.

I need Raptor fans to watch BO’s handle, shot, and footwork and understand why he works on ball and why Scottie just hasn’t.

Brandon Ingram is so much fun. Like I underestimated how much I’d enjoy watching him play.

Under cause of my death, make sure to add Natalie Sago on there please.

Perfect. I needed a Halloween costume.

Raptors first 10 games has me looking forward to the 2026-27 season. 🙃 … if Jakob is hurt idk if they grab 1.

SGA realizing he needs 2OT to get to 31

SGA realizing he needs OT to get to 31

The NBA is so back. Welcome home Shai.

Red, white, and NBA fan blues.

This is not the time, there are serious basketball teams playing in a serious conference. But like what if the Sixers win the East? Okay, thank you for your time.

It’s wild when a beautiful voice is belting the anthem and you’re humming along until you think about the lyrics and realize you’re jamming to a war song by a country currently committing genocide.

I really like the OKC Thunder. It’s gonna really break me up when he leaves them for the Toronto Raptors.

Streameast will rise again!

OKC Thunder crowd booing Silver in what I’d like to believe is solidarity with the WNBPA

You think they wore basketball shorts under these? Because I can see the appeal

I tweeted this. I think NBC crew needs a funny loudmouth personality. Love em or hate em, TNT worked so well because of how they clowned each other. NBC showed tmac in a piss yellow, XXXL, silk suit and then cut to commercial with the only joke being “mellow yellow” 🤦🏾‍♀️ Chuck would never.

NBC shoulda had Melo, tmac and Vince come through in baggy suits. If you’re gonna sell us nostalgia, throw the tailors away and go all in.

NBA is back so I open up the app to see what discussions are being had over here. And honestly, can’t say I’m disappointed. Enlightening stuff.

This is cool, I’m weak, I’m not immune to nostalgia propaganda. But can we acknowledge we’re applauding the pretty packaging as they begin pricing us out of the product? Objectively the streamification of the NBA sucks. Thank you for your time.