OK, it's 7h43. Where are they? Come on Crosstown.

“We keep asking for the food for the puppy that you’re giving us, and then (governments) just give us another puppy,” Cooper said. “What am I supposed to do with that? What we need to actually feed the puppy ... that’s just not attractive to decisionmakers.”

Exchange with the wife

Wow. Alberto Tomba actually looked nervous. Didn't see that coming.

A public servant texted Doug Ford's number to express concern with his government's return-to-office mandate. They received a voicemail suggesting they "go get another job." pressprogress.ca/public-serva...

"Ontario’s Ministry of Transportation and Metrolinx did not respond to requests for comment."

In the department of incredible pissiness -- the City has decided to invoice the church for an "inspection" carried out at our property the day after they cleared the encampment in October.

Under a “sweetheart deal,” Ontario taxpayers will owe Therme millions of dollars in annual penalties if the Ford government does not build a parking garage at Ontario Place before the spa opens. This deal was given ONLY to Therme, and not LiveNation www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/arti... #onpoli

Wow. How very scummy of the Toronto Star to steal the work of Rachel Gilmore, independent journalist..

Ok, so I'm watching the John Woo / Ben Affleck fillum Paycheck. I'm at the halfway point. And maybe it's just my first alcoholic beverage in a while talking, but, um, I think this might be good.

So, I'm watching the Charlie Sheen classic, The Arrival. Um, is this how people think percents work?

New: The OPP's anti-rackets branch is investigating Jake's House, another group given millions by the Ford government, including through the Skills Development Fund. #onpoli www.thetrillium.ca/news/the-tri...

New video from Jason Slaughter/Not Just Bikes about #Toronto 's Finch West #LRT 😬 "The Finch West LRT is the first new #publictransit line to be built in Toronto in over twenty years, so when it finally opened the whole city was watching ... only to find out that it's really bad ☹️ "

“Thousands of crashes reported as winter storm pounds the Toronto area” Sorry, cars just aren’t practical here. We’re not California or Texas. We have winter.

Sad story. Towns lost their anti-bike-path court case, but MRC Haut-St-Laurent stopped building the bike path anyway, before 1st of two sections was finished, & it remains unpaved & full of large rocks & un-rideable to this day. Gleaner newspaper had its hands deep in the anti-bike path movement.

Last night, Toronto Police were blitzing working delivery cyclists and ticketing them for parking on the road AND on the sidewalk (in front of food pick up spots on Yonge). 2 hours later one of the ticketed cyclists captured a pic of officers on a Timmies run while parked in a bike lane. No tickets.

If anyone is reading this who doesn't know my schtick: the large majority of reserve funds are unspent capital budget from previous years. Spending them is not kicking the can down the road, it's doing the work we're already late on. toronto.cityhallwatcher.com/p/chw238

"the food is terrible, but you should see the portions" – people staying on twitter

Cars just aren’t practical here. We have winter. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGOY...

This runner raced the newly opened Finch LRT transit line and beat it by 18 minutes

A movie that takes place where you're from.

Nailed it.

If youre asking me to fax something in the year of our lord 2025, im allowed to smoke in your office

On a Via train where CN wouldn't let us proceed for over an hour. Please nationalize them.

😷 www.cbc.ca/news/health/...

She smiles and says “I will always love you”

Golly, who could have foreseen this?

None of these people ever complain when a single-family monster home is being built.

I just watched The Dead Zone. Great movie, but the ending just isn't believable. There's no way using a baby as a shield would damage a political career on the right.

So, Chrétien cast himself in the fantasy role of a friend to the homeless and Ford... well, Tories gonna Tory.

That's a normal amount of packaging for a keychain, right?

These people are pure evil.

Anyone in Jon Burnside's Ward. There's a meeting about a bike lane. At the last town hall of his I went to, the nimby's were out in force, ranting against bike lanes and sidewalks. So, any help from decent people is appreciated.

Translation: CN doesn't want it. The feds should just nationalize railway corridors between major cities and give passenger trains priority over freights. www.cp24.com/news/canada/...

We're counterprotesting a hate rally attempting to target trans kids' healthcare. Details in the poster.

In Ontario, this wouldn't even be considered a delay.

"If European cities can ban left turns on tram routes entirely, surely Toronto can do without a few." Ideas on how to get #Toronto's molasses-slow Spadina streetcar running at respectable clip. (Co-signed by @rmtransit.bsky.social ) www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...

The Trans community BUILT @bsky.app -the least they could do was support and protect them. But neauxp! Duly noted @safety.bsky.app 🤬

ATTN FELLOW CANADIANS: An actual MP has created a petition to stop financial discrimination against adult creators by payment processors. You have to confirm your email but thats because its something that can actually be shown to parliament.

Did he ever get around to apologizing for his sexual assaults?

Pedestrian walking in road because cyclist riding on sidewalk because car parked in bike lane

Omg, this is so great.

'Chow said she had faith in her council. "I believe all councillors understand we are in a housing crisis," she said.' Well... Not really. My councillor, Jon Burnside, uses scare quotes around 'housing crisis' and opposes all housing other than detached, single unit.

Increase a band The whom

Damn, these people are wacky

This is the most perfect scandal that has ever happened

Stop scrolling and post two characters who always bring you joy.

The same police who refused to help insist you should call them instead of taking action yourself. They claim they would have done their jobs if the serial numbers were recorded. Yeah right.