Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.

Yom Kippur is a day of reflection, of forgiveness, of restoration. This year, may we all pray for a better, kinder, more peaceful future. Wishing all who observe across the five boroughs and the world a meaningful, easy fast. G’mar chatimah tovah.

Passive aggressive level 100 this is how we roll in the PNW 🤣 Protesters in Portland are going ice fishing with donuts as bait on fishing polls, holding dance offs in front of ICE barricades in goofy costumes and just being incredibly annoying to ICE there's no violence from protesters whatsoever.

This passage nearly broke me.

Yes it’s the Daily Mail. But a fun read nonetheless. archive.ph/2025.09.29-1...

we are all fran liebowitz now www.theguardian.com/culture/2018...

A statue of Trump and Epstein was removed from the National Mall by U.S. Park Police, despite a permit allowing it to remain until Sept. 28

BREAKING: Florida cop treated for autism after exposure to tylenol during traffic stop

take me to god’s country:

This!

The AI-powered smart glasses that Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg is calling "the next generation of Meta Ray-Ban glasses," were the focus of multiple failed demonstrations during Zuckerberg's keynote speech at the company's annual conference Wednesday. www.kron4.com/news/technol...

Same.

Lost in Space (The TV Series, 1965-68), from the episode "The Golden Man.” #IStandWithKimmel 🧡

Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

By tomorrow Trump will be saying, "Charlie Who?". Grok's summary today:

Poster child for imposter syndrome.

'Not medically well': Trump's health questioned after his face seen drooping at 9/11 event www.rawstory.com/donald-trump...

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Happy Birthday Melanie. 🎂

Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site in Rochester, NY, after being confronted by more than 100 protesters The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed

"NUMBERS ALWAYS TEND TO BENEFIT THE LEFT"

This morning 9 former CDC Directors, whose tenures date back to 1977, published this warning in the NYT: RFK Jr is a danger to public health. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/o...

LONG LIVE SANDWICH GUY!

The fun would be watching Chump's reaction to it. 🤯 #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files

Need some “I am Spartacus” activity

As ABC News @max-zahn.bsky.social reports, producer prices for vegetables jumped nearly 40% in one month. Tariffs? Supply hiccups due to immigration crackdown on farm laborers? Weather? Or random noise? Let's monitor vegetable prices in the next two months to see. abcnews.go.com/Business/tar...

Cartoon by Guy Richards Smit.

Sarah Palin No Longer Dumbest Person to Set Foot in Alaska

Love this.

I know, right? Why doesn't anyone ever talk about the good parts of cancer, like how it helps you lose weight?

GPT-5 Users Say It Seriously Sucks

As the US hits a 33-year high in measles infections, there is now a "race" to find a treatment for the disease. One pharma company "is banking on a continuing decline in vaccination rates to fuel a need for measles treatments—and in turn, more investor interest" 🎁 link www.wsj.com/health/healt...

We need a new microscope objective. A $1.6k tariff for something that you can hold in your hand and that is only manufactured in Germany

Donald Trump has fired the commissioner of the Bureau of Labor Statistics in a rambling Truth Social post where he put his own name in quotation marks, raising new questions about Biden's mental fortitude.

Macroeconomy Now Below "Stall Speed"? Job creation slows, dementia-addled chaos-monkey tariff risks continue, data-center construction booms with little ability to rapidly move resources into that part of the construction-investment sector, and so the… braddelong.substack.com/p/macroecono...

Our Chaos-Monkey, Dementia-Suffering, Cognitively-Addled President, & the Bureau of Labor Statistics The day the economic-statistics numbers died: dementia-addled chaos-monkey Trump’s assault on statistical independence. A political purge of America’s… braddelong.substack.com/p/our-chao-m...

This past week, the 79-year-old president announced he’s ended six wars (some that have been going on for centuries), asserted that windmills drive whales insane, called for Beyoncé to be prosecuted, claimed Obama committed treason and complained a convicted pedophile “stole” teenage girls from him.

6 days apart

'Got to be kidding!' Enraged Trump hangs up on CNN reporter over new Epstein photos www.rawstory.com/trump-epstei...

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Okay even I think this is mean