Frauline Freud https://alisonrumfitt.substack.com/p/frauline-freud

Big fan of whatever is going on here

I do believe that a wild hog and I would be great friends

TELL ME I'M WORTHLESS is more popular than BIGGER THAN YOU: A Relucant Feminzation Tale

thanks

Twitter is fully over right? Anyway here is a piece I wrote https://open.substack.com/pub/alisonrumfitt/p/children-possession?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2bko

Vibe check for #filmsky

my wife has brought one of those gates to stop me going into the kitchen and eating raw rice but I have learned to jump over it

This was grimly great.

hey newskies! welcome to bluesky:) a little advice on how it works over here: you should all send me pictures of your armpit (left only). That's actually part of the rules! It's how we verify who is part of the "crew"

welcome all the new users! pull up a virtual chair and join the conversation! now here's a condescendingly obvious set of suggestions and also some rules i made up for using the site. the only point of this is to say im above you in the hierarchy. im your posting supervisor

Thats actually for the safety of your fans

look its not like i preferred it when my mum was unsupportive, however

Girls love it when the success of their work relied on Twitter and they now feel a huge amount of anxiety about that being basically over,

Twitter is fully over right? Anyway here is a piece I wrote https://open.substack.com/pub/alisonrumfitt/p/children-possession?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2bko

new short story by me online at Granta. It is called 'The Nonce' https://granta.com/contributor/alison-rumfitt/

Oh is this my first promo on blue sky??? Well join us on the blue skies of the wide open ocean as by game club podcast Abnormal Mapping plays through Monkey Island 2: LeChuck's Revenge with @dialacina.bsky.social!

new short story by me online at Granta. It is called 'The Nonce' https://granta.com/contributor/alison-rumfitt/

Happy "The Lottery" day! If you haven't read that short story by now, you should. And while you're at it, you should read my favourite Shirley Jackson short story (and one of my favourite subtle horror stories ever) "The Summer People".

guess who’s just logged on

on bluesky they will cancel you just for quote dunking someone. They refer to new users as "newskies". Posts are called skeets

the whole Newskies thing has big Mastodon energy

Hi! This is from the TV show Nathan for You. While I have you, I'd like to promote my substack. Its new and I'm not quite sure what it is yet but it'll be fun https://open.substack.com/pub/alisonrumfitt/p/sometimes-something-is-about-something?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=2bko

it would be funny if the little mermaid had come out this week

this June is a banner month for awful blockbusters

when they’re carving my shwarma from the meat cone

Redid the pride display today! @ddemchuk.bsky.social @haileypiperfights.bsky.social @sarahgailey.bsky.social @ericlarocca.bsky.social @hangsawoman.bsky.social @scumbelievable.bsky.social

so what's final fantasy about

Honestly loving this so far (obviously not as tight as his best). It's wild just HOW gay it is though. It's barely subtextual?

:D sometimes ur gay w Yr friend but then he has a crush on a car

Jason Mamoa in Fast X playing something I can only describe as a sort of bisexual demon

After the summer I'm gonna have an office.. it'll be a closet also but still. I feel like having an office will solve everything

got bathroom policed at the bfi last night and I thought it hadn't affected me but perhaps it has... I feel a lil tender 🫠

Book 3 is sort of um Drive Your Plow plus Yellowjackets a bit plus Friday the 13th

CHILLDED OUT

playing the big video game sequel this weekend (Dishonored 2)