This was always the funniest conspiracy theory to me — that there are MRI machine-like devices that can cure all known illnesses in seconds, but the government has been hiding them — and Trump just posted an AI generated video of himself announcing they're real. We're cooked!

"It was either I stay here and I end up dead, or I leave." "There were 450 unaccompanied youth under age 24 who were experiencing homelessness in Oklahoma in 2024, a 39% increase since 2019." "There's nowhere else for me to go." #Oklahoma #USA #Housing

Princess fluffy tail is already partying too hard

The sitting president live tweeting or whatever they call it on republicunt social is insane but live tweeting your war strategy and failures and lying at every turn is sad and scary to the point of being comical, we live in a terrible timeline

See Iran is spelled with an “n” and Iraq is spelled with a “q”, totally different countries!

Hilarious. Especially considering that India felt compelled to issue a statement a couple days ago that Trump had absolutely nothing to do with brokering their deal. He can’t find the other places on a map. bsky.app/profile/acyn...

Yesterday a squirrel knocked the camera sideways lol Both Mr and Mrs cardinal stopped by though

Think about if someone had 100 billion grains of rice, and they wanted to take from your 1000 grains of rice so the person with 100 billion could have more. We'd remove that person from the village.

The thing about taxing the rich… even after you tax them… they will still be rich The entire grievance of wealth is sadistic

Disappointed but not surprised. An indictment of criminal charges for *checks notes* doing the job she was duly elected to do is just another rung on the fascism ladder. We will be seeing a lot more of this moving forward, and all manner of jury tampering too, I’d bet.

🚨 Omaha, Nebraska, Mayor: "We are aware that ICE is raiding Omaha businesses and detaining people. We do not know yet the scope of this federal action today” ICE is targeting working people, not criminals. Abolish ICE. www.ketv.com/article/nebr...

there was no good reason for this family to produce two of these

The reporter who asked Trump the TACO question should get the Pulitzer.

HELL yEaH!! If you agree repost to @harvard.edu to take action!!

“No children are dying on my watch,” said Rubio. It's blatantly false. Credible estimates count 190K deaths so far. In Kenya, I am seeing devastating impact, incl this child's starvation & many deaths directly caused by Rubio’s actions. More in my @msnbc.com clip. www.instagram.com/atul.gawande...

Only difference is that one of us is fit to have the position that we have. The other person is John Fetterman.

Yeah man… I get upset when people ask me to do things that are squarely in my job description during business hours too.

Wait..A 6 time bankruptcy filer causes America to lose its PERFECT credit rating....WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED..🤔

This is total BS! We’re not talking enough about ICE racial profiling. You’re at risk of being kidnapped based on your skin color even if your papers are legit! What say you Latinos for Trump 🤔 www.al.com/news/mobile/...

Day 263 of me telling you that there is no such thing as “post racial” America.

WASSUP

I really gotta upgrade my iPhone this year before big orange ruins it

If you want to understand the asymettry in our politics & media, if this was a Biden donor turning up to a Biden event, this ridiculously, it would be on a loop on Fox for days, with endless outrage from the GOP. But it won't be on CNN or MSNBC on a loop for days, & top Democrats won't say anything.

Totally worth it! If you kids wanna play face off like Kris Jenner, just go to New York-based facelift maestro Dr. Steven Levine.

finally, more good news

“It’s not a political party: it’s a hospice for wealthy insider traders.”

Jackbooted thugs in Foley, AL snatched a U.S. citizen from his *work site*—no uniform, no ID, no explanation. Just brute force and racial profiling. They detained him for *hours.* “ICE” is targeting Brown Americans like enemies. This is not safety. It’s state-sanctioned terror.

We already KNOW....

I just wanna get drunk and eat shit off the grill for 3 days with my titties out.

These boys got ED with all the viagra in the world available now? You can literally get the shit online.

I only saw the caption at start but this is NASTY, DEVIANT behavior. When the guillotines go BRRR he needs to be in the front of the line.

Of course Love of my life fed ex driver had to bring a package and a good looking man in a very fancy car came in LOL

I left home with zero makeup today so if you see me at work or the tax office looking like a bridge troll, leave me alone and pretend you didn’t see me

When pseudoscience quack Mehmet Oz says people should "kick the tires," he means "kick the bucket."

lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god

I plan to watch so much Softball this weekend and enjoy 3 days at home which I have not had in forever because I work part time at the brewery

Like, it's big. Cool. Does it work? I see a lot of audacity and ED out here.

Audacity and ED belongs on a t-shirt.

Nubs been being cute as always the last couple of days

“You can’t get a margarita at 8:30 am” Wrong! I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me

WTF is this? This got Kim Jong Un, Stalin and Saddam Hussein written all over it 😡

Yes, we noticed. You're still here.