Won’t send them money to help rebuild after floods or hurricanes, but they’ve got money coming out their ears for concentration camps. Cool cool.

Thank you, friend!!!

Every time I wake up, it's like opening a depression blind box. Will I get the legendary excellent, productive, clean the whole house day gold rare, or will it just be another doing ok day dupe in a color I don't like.

$100 million?! I’m leaving the country entirely and disappearing. I’ll go find a villa in a quiet little beach town somewhere in the South Pacific, settle down, and mind my business forever.

I am so angry right now that I am literally vibrating

Lmao that’s very obviously an IV bruise covered with makeup. Need this administration to at least act like they’re trying with these lies, my god

why are men, honestly?

Aye Summer can wrap this shit up fr. I’m tired of going to work/coming home looking like I just exited a pool.

Being a woman is such a pain in the ass. I increase my protein intake, gain weight. Add more movement and exercise, gain weight. Drink more water, gain weight. Don’t eat, gain weight. Eat, gain weight. I just stay gaining weight all the time and nothing I try makes even a tiny difference at all

they just like to focus on the "david was a man after god's own heart" and "solomon was the wisest man who ever lived," parts. that, and the fact that jesus himself was descended from king david.... 🙄

Let people have their drugs, and work on getting rid of the people who are raping children. Maybe try that.

@qbanma.bsky.social 😂

TIL Thomas Paine wrote Common Sense in a Chipotle

If I could live my life in leggings and oversized cashmere sweaters that fall off one shoulder, I 100% would.

7:21 and already 92% humidity. I am so ready to be done with summer, omg.

and in other news, it's 4:26pm and the sunday scaries have arrived with full force. the fact i still have to go back to the job i have literally makes my chest hurt, it's so awful.

hey @nytimes.com no, it's definitely not time to stop. hope that helps.

I don't need a sword I don't need advisors To tell me which of us Is proven to be wiser

It’s funny that this is the response because I thought twitter still had rules against extremist speech anyway…

woke up this morning with all my joints swollen and i can barely move. should make for a fun day. 😩

i guarantee you that's @rize4eva.bsky.social 's fault

Free chef. I can clean up after myself no problem, but trying to figure out what to eat and what I need for it and how to make it and what to do with leftovers and how to have variety without wasting food when only cooking for one person is too exhausting.

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I miss having someone to care about, definitely

I think people mistake what it even looks like. Kindness, that is. It's not "nice". Nice is a performative thing. Kindness is a constant. It doesn't mean you're this immaculate, fluffy bunny rabbit. Kind folk get mad too. They think you a lil slow too, but the care always outweighs the sigh.

THIS!!!!!!!! Nice is the people in the Midwest who will bless your heart to your face but demean you behind your back. Kind is the dude who stops in the middle of a blizzard and yells at you for being stupid but is also the first one in the ditch to help push your car out. Kind > nice any day

I’m so serious. I am community oriented. I am a loner because I realized that people will allow you to invest in them while not reciprocating. It’s not a fun feeling. I have been an integral part of ppls villages, just to have no one to turn to when I need. Sad as fuck!

Any man who is asking this question is a man who thinks he is entitled to whatever he wants in any given moment, and will ultimately take it if he feels like he is waiting too long. Women know that, and stay far away. If nobody wants to date you, sir, YOU are the problem. Figure it out.

I’ve been sleeping like 12-14 hours every night lately… I can tell there’s a pretty significant depressive phase coming on and idk how to stop it and honestly I’m a little bit scared about that

i cut them out of my life entirely. i tried to play that game with them for almost 40 years, we not doin this anymore. they can fuck off

about me

i really just need for stuff to go right for a little bit.. everything has just been so hard and frustrating for so long, and stuff is so fucked up... like can it PLEASE be time for a "everything goes my way" phase now?

And in addition to all this, I wish you nothing but legos under your bare feet and a lifetime of finding coffee table legs and corners with your pinky toes

Cuz most of em dont actually love women. They just want a warm hole and a maid

Hey so, Eric Dane without any facial hair? Lol no

I know nothing at all about this new show Countdown but I’m gonna start watching it for the plot, I think The plot:

Hanging on to the lifestyle that was cool and exciting in your early 20s as you approach 40 isn't a sign of "staying young" or "not giving up," it's a sign of stunted personal growth and the longer it goes on the more of a loser you become.

I’m over today

This picture is art

I have just accepted this as fact because my brain learned from your repetition but if I find out someday that you’ve been meat fishing everybody this whole time imma be pissed

Yes. Literally no one cares who isn’t an elitist twat. You know what the book says, it counts.

I got home from work yesterday at 6:05… fell asleep on my couch by like 6:15. JUST woke up now. 🤯 good grief

@eternalpath.bsky.social !!!

Crying baby, all day. That’s something you can tune out or work with, but constant farts are just miserable the whole time

I’m so tired about thinking about what to eat

My soul from the crushing realization that this long weekend has come to a close and I will return to corporate slavery in a few hours.

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I’m ready, I’ve got a list

Seeing your person happy should automatically do it for you.