My phone wallpaper is a picture of my daughter going down a slide, taken last weekend. She's wearing a fleece and earlier today I unlocked my phone, looked at the picture and genuinely thought "what the fuck is she doing"

Pretty sure you can explain it by asking anyone who's lost their job, filled up a car or read a newspaper in the last twelve months

one day, you burned a CD for the last time without even realizing it

The fact that AI vendors are starting to use the word "secure" a lot is beginning to make me nervous

Got a notification from a medieval copyright lawyer

It saddens me to announce that my friend Kami has stupid ears

I’m sorry but “everyone is going to use AI to code their own apps” sounds like “everyone is going to learn HTML and code their own websites.“ like … have you met people? no they’re not

This feels like coming home

Hey listen, I think we need another prime minister as much as the next person, but I don't think that person should be the guy who looks like Keir Starmer put through a Snapchat filter

It's the long awaited (by me) Issue 3 of This Station Is Non-Operational, featuring the usual - 5 links of technology news and ephemera, viewed through the lens of a tired old man who still wants to be excited about technology! There's also a little spinning rat. buttondown.com/thisstationi...

Wes Streeting is already facing growing calls to stand down as PM

“The Elder Scrolls” is what they say about you when you’re on your phone!

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

I can't explain it but his face looks like Dave Mustaine's voice

“Non technical teams are now shipping production code” How can anyone write this and not immediately see just how much of a problem/red flag/utter disaster that is?

Me when Brighton speakers are announced

Good morning everyone.

Godspeed! You Insane Clown Posse

Does anyone actually want this?

Just said "hot damn" out loud in the queue in home bargains

weird, this is almost word for word the note my wife handed me just before I stood up to make a speech at our wedding

I choose to believe this is how most 90s arcade race tracks were initially conceived #gaming #retrogaming #arcade

If I was a character in a 90s fighting game one of my dislikes would be "parboiling"

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

Wait a minute @tcgs.co live show in Shanghai???

Geese? More like gies the remote so I can put something else on

I really feel like we need to circle back and double click on this; really get our ducks in a row and refrontburnerise it. Make understanding it a big hairy goal from a holistic perspective.

This is not a good thing. Googlebot offers a value exchange. ChatGPT doesn’t.

"how did I put on so much weight when we had kids" I wonder aloud as I shovel another handful of leftover beige food cut into finger sized pieces into my mouth

I wonder if a spam update has ever affected spam.com

Well it's taken literal years but i finally have an ADHD diagnosis Dunno how to feel, it's sort of a weird anticlimax

Hello I am a vocal coach on YouTube. I'm going to pretend I've never heard Abba before in the name of recording a reaction video, and if that goes well I will go on to pretend to have apparently never heard of a single piece of music.

This is even funnier now than it was then

Everyone I know who has tried standup has driven three hours to perform in this room

I appreciate money can be tricky but: send that person who makes that thing you like a message to tell them. I guarantee that so long as you're not really weird about it they will really appreciate it

Emailing yourself code is nature's github

I keep a windows PC around because I can't be bothered learning a new DAW and FL studio crashes enough as it is, but it's the only thing I have (gaming pc included) that runs windows now, and I've never been happier

DLSS5

I knew I was still relevant

you spend 4 bucks a day on coffee and it adds up. just think of all the things you'd be able to do if you saved it for 100 days. like buy 100 coffees at once

told my job I’m moving to ”OutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast” they asked me where to mail my last paycheck to and I told them to mail it to “OutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast”

Tell me you have a two year old without telling me etc etc I'll go first: there is Calpol on the front room ceiling

Me when my wife comes out the door to help get the big shop and the kids into the house

So THAT's what he looks like

This could also be an ad for gamepass

Ear doctor: Don’t use Q-Tips Me already imagining putting a screw driver I found in the driveway in my ear when I get home: I womt

"hey kids, wanna know why dad's kinda nearsighted?"

My wife and I watch a lot of the TV show 911, which is ostensibly about a fire department but anytime any of the characters are in personal danger outside of work the problem is always solved by the one cop character and her gun