THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks. You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.

Sure, a broken heart is terrible but have you ever bought a used puzzle?

A must read thread about the yoga and cheese behind the beauty that is…PIS? Philippe Islington-Smythe 😂🤣💕

It would be helpful if we stop using “rich” and “poor” Not one of us is a poor human being People who don’t have much especially know this Start using “you make over $250,000 a year” and “you make under $250,000 a year” It brings clarity to voting & life

What does Y / N mean? AI: It means Why / Envelope.

Absolutely loved the Rachmaninoff piece just now on David O’Leary’s program! My relative with Alzheimer’s is walking on air after listening. Thank you @crbclassical.bsky.social 💕🎵💕 Happy supporters of WCRB over here

Sharing this from an AMAZING painter / teacher / artist Jim Musil. Just don’t win mine haha (please don’t)

I just…can’t…stop looking at Lukas

Search engine results became so sh*tified that the top result is now their AI answer bot, which shows like the answer that used to be there when it worked? As a useful link? For free? It’s like that NASA story about developing a pen to write upside down in space. Cost millions $$$. When pencils.

I figured it out. This is Bluesky. Posts are called skeets cuz skeet shooting. You fire skeets up into the blue sky and hope to shoot them with your shotgun / butterfly. 🏆

tom brady shouldn't have cloned his dog. he should have cloned my dog instead

Birdsong is something that can be a vital part of your well-being for years without you noticing or appreciating it, like having intact internal organs.

😂🤣😂 very fun thread 😂🤣😂 taking a burned out lightbulb to the store to ensure you buy the correct replacement bulb 🤣😂🤣

Not many know this but actor Andrew Garfield is the grandson of comic sensation Garfield the cat.

Daylight savings tonight. Don't forget to put out cookies for Santa.

Nobody (on LinkedIn) knows I’m posting (on LinkedIn) in a unicorn headdress (🦄) 💼 (🦄)

Sorry but THIS UNIT (me) NOT LABLED FOR INDIVIDUAL SALE

That's crazy.

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Anything goes on Halloween but we all outlaw pumpkins with pustules 🤢

The work of hand knitting fiber artist Kendal Ross #WomensArt

😂🤣😂🤣😂 RECYCLING FARTS 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Shared a hearty laugh with someone with Alzheimer’s today. They are embarrassed about disposable underwear. I say, “They’re great! They’re easy. Like paper plates.” Slowly dawning realization: “They are like paper plates.” When we are done laughing I add: “Good at picnics.” 😂🤣😂 A good day!

First thing that came to mind upon learning there’d been a thing at the Louvre? “We could all use a good heist.” Exhibit A:

“Grandpa, what does ‘awesome’ mean?” “Well, back at one point, it was a word used to describe the planet’s great unfathomable wonders, although now it generally means ‘Thanks for emailing me that PDF’.”

The ugliest parking lots have the most beautiful sunsets. It’s a fact.

Double checked and this is indeed correct 👻🎃👻

(forgetting the word for antibiotics) do i need cancel culture

Fritzi Ritz By Ernie Bushmiller November 14,1938

I gave the baby a piece of toast sliced in two and she handed one half to the dog. redistribute that wealth, comrade baby 🫡

The first computer:

Happy birthday to John D. Batten (b. 1860), master of fairy tale illustration and British Arts & Crafts magic. His ink still speaks. (fot. Wikipedia) #JohnDBatten

microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents? me: save to desktop microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures? me: save to desktop microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads? me: desktop

Coworker: Why is your tongue blue? Me, middle aged business woman in a suit giving a presentation: Our fourth quarter earnings she we can I WAS NOT ALLOWED TO EAT LUCKY CHARMS AS A KID expect to see a dip in

We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there

Something to make you smile. This is the sweetest thing I’ve ever seen. 😊

What I love most about Siri is that it will never ever not once actually do what I ask it to do. Respect.

Big day for me. A box I've been saving for over 3 years was just perfect for something

All good entrepreneurs think about the end user's experience. Pun fully intended.

Why everyone today talking about some Raptor?

Here are my top 10 fall dogs!

Absentmindedly ate mashed potatoes with a knife and fork today, sawing them into bite sized pillow clouds like some kind of rebel.

Isabel #dahlias #bloomscrolling #flowerfeed

Hedgehog cactus bloom. Stress brings out the best. Gorgeous. Peace! #cactus #flowers #blossom #bloomscrolling #peace #bloom #desert

“roar”

So, neat story. Almost got a take out burger the other day until I noticed my Impossible burger, just the burger, a regular ole burger, costs $19. This is a completely normal reasonable sentence now I guess

New commission finished!! This handsome chap belongs to the wonderfully lovely Sophie Lambert. I don’t know what he’s called, but I’ve named him Benedict Blundercatch.