protein vape

Wish I could internalize this

The theory in the paper is that it's not the superhero per se, but that unexpected events in general increase mindfulness and thus pro-social behavior So act weird and make people behave better.

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

Soda Cats

Please stop emailing me, I am so tired.

me to my wife .04 seconds after reading a wikipedia page

Just a reminder before the “big announcement” today. Autism was discovered in 1911 and the modern definition of Autism came in 1943. Tylenol wasn’t widely used until the 1950s. Anyone trying to tell you that Tylenol causes Autism isn’t someone that should be taken seriously.

this just keeps happening

Im Going To Put Your Mouth On The Floor (With My Fists ) Feat. DJ Very Small Penis

I hope i did well lol

every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season

My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com

fun food hack: if you don’t have brown sugar handy, you can make an easy substitute at home! just combine: 1 cup white sugar 1 tablespoon soy sauce mix until combined and use just like normal! give me a 😎 when you hack that brown sugar 🤘

they should make video games so that they listen through your mic for the sound of a beer opening and when it detects it your character in the game will also have a beer in their hand

shaved my entire chest and stomach last night (why, i have no fucking idea and i immediately regretted it after feeling like a hairless cat), and god i'm so fucking itchy. never. again.

I just took my kids to the zoo and my daughter immediately met a little girl of similar age and they spent the next three hours walking around the zoo holding hands. I believe that adult men should be allowed to find new homies in the same manner

pets and what they’re named after

turned the heater on for 5 seconds, it's already a billion degrees and i'm dying. this is why i don't use the heater

idk what i ate today, but pretty sure i’ve created a bio weapon under the covers 💨

went to go say hi to the cat this morning and something in my brain combined "hi, mars" and "hi, little man" and i just ended up saying "hi, man"

hello, it's me. happy to be here where my friends are again 🥲