I just got this order on Uber eats, and I'm worried @halfmoonjoe.com is back on his fish and milk phase.

rt if you are the founder of antifa

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid. I was 7 years old and had to cover my eyes for the kitchen scene because I got scared.

An obsession with gold is a common trait among authoritarian leaders.

Also: you can't trust any politician who takes money from AIPAC, regardless of political party.

Once again, the power of the people is made obvious.

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

I always resist these trends at first, but they always get me. Fairly accurate though I would say I have other traits that are more prominent than these.

Final interview starting in 5 minutes. Wish me luck. Ignore the messy bathroom 🙈

It's crazy how many military members just don't take their oath seriously, or more likely just completely forgot it minutes after taking it.

Trump posting AI vids. Never beating the death allegations.

It's disgusting that a dead Fascist is being covered by all the news outlets but barely a peep about the school shooting in Denver. What school shooting in Denver you ask? Exactly.

There are two separate straight couples in the gym spending more time playing pinch fanny than working out. Straight people are the worst. I don't care what they do at home, but I wish they wouldn't force it down our throats.

Hubby got me these lovely Dahlias. Unfortunately they didn't have any in black.

This is so real, which is why I buy the multi-pack

The malamar promos are so good. He's a mind controlling supervillain, making the cute "my friend malamar" promos really creepy.

The worst thing about silk song being released is there's no more memes about silk song not being released.

Pool day? Pool day.

As a sweaty competitive game player, holiday weekends are the worst. You think you're finally free from all the bad players on Monday, but surprise, they're still online!

There's a big protest at the riverfront park today, but like why? Who's there to receive your message? There's literally another park 3 blocks away that's across from some government buildings, wouldn't that be a more effective location?

Not deedee megadudu

I'm watching some 20ish year old comedy Central show right now and there's a politician character who was convinced to support universal healthcare. It's crazy the same conversation is that old.

I just noticed sandaconda is an actual fucking shotgun.

I already have the perfect Halloween costume for this year. I just need to file my teeth into points.

Wow, none of you wished me a happy system administrator day.

The dress was 10 years ago. Anyways, hi olds!

First Ozzy, now Hulk.... All the 2003 celebrity -> reality star people are dying 😞 Who's next??? That guy from the apprentice?? Please let it be that guy from the apprentice 🤞

skin to skin contact with my newborn (thawing out my uncrustable in my bra)

Bad start to the day: Didn't sleep well so I'm baseline cranky from the start There's almost never early morning traffic here, but today it was horrible for some reason Immediately busy at work ON MY WAY IN THE DOOR. Hangry and still haven't had time for coffee or breakfast. 🫩🤬

My outfit today. Simple but I love it.

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Is America truly free if police routinely harass and murder people of color for simply existing in public spaces? Are we free to pursue happiness if millions of people are one missed paycheck or hospital visit away from homelessness? Liberty and Justice for who?

Jfc the social security administration is emailing out propaganda now.

Y'all can have your wrath month. I'm tired and it's hot, catch me participating in sloth month.

Pickles:Gen Z :: Bacon:Millennials

Nudity isn’t the great equaliser because “we’re all the same when we’re naked.” It’s the great equaliser because with nothing to hide behind, we get to see just how different we are, and learn that it’s OK that we’re all different.

It's not a men's problem, it's a US culture problem. Canada is very similar to the US in a lot of ways, but doesn't have this same male identity crisis. I recently heard on a podcast that when asked why Canadian men are so much more relaxed, a Vancouver native said "it's cool to be smart here."

And it turns out MAGAts are exactly the people we all knew they were.

Today is my 38th Birthday! Birthdays should be a paid holiday. Send nudes to make me feel better 😋

Sometimes, playing Aurelion Sol is an absolute clown fiesta. #LoR #Runeterra

I drove past the local movie theater yesterday and their sign said: Final Destination Lilo & Stitch Mission: Impossible

On Pixel (and maybe other Android) devices 5x presses of the power activates emergency mode which records video in 30 seconds intervals, sends them to a list of chosen people, and puts a big red "call 911" button on the screen.

I know this is old news by now, but I totally called this when straight people started discovering poppers. Also, I see you LA times. 👀

Thou shalt march on Washington by the millions and not leave until the Mad King is deposed.

I find this question a bit disturbing. It shouldn't be a conscious choice. Humans are social creatures naturally born with sympathy and empathy. If you had to sit down and make a conscious choice to support and care for another person who hasn't hurt anyone, maybe that needs some self-reflection.

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Back again! Last game of the regular season. Let's go Birds! 🐦‍🔥🏒

16 minutes ago, Michel Microphone posted his lost season 3 recap. This is not a test.

The hedgehog is right (thread)

It took long enough, but I'm glad the rest of you 🚬 finally realize how much Katy Perry sucks shit.