To be fair on the list of games that are in dire need of any form of rerelease Scarface is pretty damn close to the top of the list. The game has whole settings dedicated to it inside emulators only for it to still run like shit. Anyway here’s me covering it in 2023. youtu.be/BxoAIoyyQXI?...

I prayed for times like these

Y’all have GOT to stop uncritically sharing Stealth’s posts without checking your sources! I can’t find a source for when and where Miyamoto supposedly said this or who translated it ANYWHERE and yet my timeline is flooded with takes on it.

I shouldn’t be allowed to watch post season baseball. I like yelling at the tv too much and think I can catch anything because I used to play t-ball.

So much of what Star Wars looks like to me is Drew Struzan. Sad to see a legend go

Ubisoft making Assassins Creed 3: America was founded on the genocide of innocent natives slaughtered at the hands of white slavers you’ve been raised to admire Ubisoft nowadays: won’t someone think of the racists

Reviews of Bioshock in 2007: “a nuanced and complicated game with moral ambi—“ Me playing Bioshock:

I do not have great faith in American democratic processes in ideal times. But these are mechanisms we can participate in with or without faith. We're flipping a light switch in the hopes (often against belief) that all the infrastructure behind the switch still works and is going to effect change.

*Hint*

It was a magical time.

Between Disney and Kimmel, the EA deal and the scope creep of this one, I think I'm going to put it on hold. Something tells me this story isn't over and at least one studio isn't going to survive the transition. In the meantime, I've started work on a highly requested video so I'll see ya soon

Why do we insist on making Wolverine’s costume look like armor? He’s got a healing factor and is basically a human weasel. Let’s put the little weirdo in some spandex please

We fluked into wrestlepalooza tickets through my wife’s work this evening. Nice to support some Women’s Wrongs (and Paul Heyman)

Someone at the other place posted this screenshot from #Wrestlepalooza

What's great about the incoming fall of American democracy is that I'll be spending it clicking on "yes I disabled my adblocker" pop-ups until the secret police gets me

NEW VIDEO! Diving around with dual pistols and rocking a leather jacket as a I take out the criminal scum that plague the streets of my city…but on mobile! youtu.be/SQSXdV807E8?...

The cancelled what now

Coming Life Day 2025 (or earlier or later, no promises this is a big video. hopefully vaguely November)

The highlight of my morning was briefly thinking they were delaying Metroid Prime 4 into 2026 and launching a Metroid Kart Racer this year instead

Ping us if you see Krystal in the next hour.

Somewhat hilariously, YouTube's restricted mode hides my most recent video on reading game guides, but DOESN'T hide my video on the Nuremberg Trials. My major takeaway is DON'T SELF-CENSOR YOUR OWN WRITING. You don't know what will or will not be restricted!! Do not comply in advance!!!

Drunk skeeting from the tiki bar to say despite what the comment section will tell ya, Borderlands 3 honks

These past few months I’ve been picking up some books that I read digitally in single issues for the collection. Really excited to have this Evan Shaner and Tim Sale variants of the newer Worlds Finest series (which is one of my favorites)

NEW VIDEO: Inside Borderlands' last-second art style change that saved it from being another brown and gray shooter on the Xbox 360 youtu.be/WYRTT5AVbIA

New video tomorrow

Numbered console generations were made up by a random Wikipedia user in 2004 in an attempt to standardize the "__ era game console" articles, and nobody ever corrected it. It's nonsense that no actual historian uses and you have permission to ignore it

New video: THE 7 LEVELS OF DUNGEON CRAWLERS Decided to try my hand at a YouTube trend for once. It’s a very unserious categorization, but I had a lot of fun with this one, and I hope you guys enjoy it! And if you’re at PAX, find me and tell me your favorite Hotdogs! youtu.be/52rUw9oL890?...

The Rizzler should be the president in Black Ops 7.

during the Microsoft Building 34 lock down on campus yesterday, protesters were also able to raise a Palestine flag outside Microsoft's Executive Briefing Center

Had a nice afternoon at the Indy Comics and Toy Expo today. Haven’t been to a con like this in a very long time, so it felt good to fill some holes in my younger self’s collection.

Just for you, our followers: some high-resolution Gex we got off the press CD we just digitized

Just remember, gamers. You may be stupid, but you'll never be "Game Awards Live Chat" stupid

Timmm made a video that feels like it was grown in a lab for me specifically. What a watch youtu.be/uxIMxw8Pl6U?...

“Why are you installing a third version of premiere?”

Just now heard about Microsoft cancelling Contraband from Avalanche (Just Cause not Hogwarts Legacy, they have the same name it’s confusing). Honestly wish that studio would get a break and really hope they land on their feet, nobody is making open worlds quite like them.

NEW VIDEO: Inside Obsidian's cancelled Aliens RPG they were working on with Sega in 2009. youtu.be/FntaDAJhArU

I don’t think we’ve talked about it but this is the biggest snub from Mario Kart World

Video is done. See ya Thursday

Incredibly bold not to include Half-Life or Wolfenstein in the list of GOAT fps games. Anyway the answer is F.E.A.R.

Sabbath was a blindspot for me when I was younger, but they've become my favorite band in the past couple years and reignited a love for music in me that I hadn't felt since I stopped "being in bands." Nothing like those first 5 or so Ozzy albums. Sad to see a legend go youtu.be/YPFFJK45IaA?...

Finished Avowed. Amazing to play a game that could’ve been one of my favorites in the first 15 hours and I really struggled to enjoy in its final 10. Manages to resolve a lot of Outer Worlds problems (weak combat, only really one good companion) only to make even more.

My dad’s review of Superman as told over dinner yesterday to my brother who hasn’t seen it yet (but is obviously really wanting to): “It was alright. Get this, at the end of the movie //spoiler// shows up.”

I think it’d be really cool to own a theater but lord knows it’d be Friday night and I’d show up with a couple beers in me and go “sorry gang, tonight’s showing of the new Jurassic World is cancelled, I gotta know what The Warriors looks like on this bitch” and then we’d go out of business.

Really staking all of my mental health on James Gunn right about now. Just have to make it until 6pm tomorrow

It seems that Buffalo Bill's in Primm, NV closed down this week. It was the inspiration for the Bison Steve in Fallout New Vegas. The rollercoaster had been out of operation since 2020.

Is this a bad time to admit I really like Anthem?

So no new Perfect Dark?

"I recognize that these changes come at a time when we have more players, games, and gaming hours than ever before. Our platform, hardware, and game roadmap have never looked stronger."

Less than six months ago, Phil Spencer stated that Xbox was giving Rare the time it needed on Everwild. Today it was cancelled