I LOVE her, but the single is mid, so her team is clearly scrambling to ensure she gets that Billboard number 1 again

Rhodes fits pt1

Clearly I need to catch up on Rivals coz I’m VERY into this

One last holiday fit check

Final night twirl

I’m not convinced this is any different to the single version tbqh

I love Greek food x

Someone around the pool is playing Jess Glynne on their phone speaker, and I’m ready to throw it as far as I can (likely 3 metres but still).

Did I mention I’m in Rhodes?

Elon is on X saying his trans daughter deserves to die HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

Think I want the Greggs one

Feeling blue coz we go home tomorrow

THE song of Pride 26 just dropped

The Greeks built the Acropolis. Supreme built the shirt. I put the fit together. Team effort.

My outfit for tonight is my favourite one of the holiday, and if you don’t like the fit check, I will sulk

Tuesday twirl

I love fruit

Can’t wait for their graphic sex scenes in Disclosure Day

‘hate that I made you love me’ is finally growing on me, and I don’t know who else would have the audacity to put out a lead single about how much the fans annoy them

I don’t believe in men who sing

Pockets full of ham from breakfast for the street cats

SS26

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Choose your fighter

Accidentally opened the front camera

V attractive 🧲

Did you intentionally wear the trans flag colours tonight because it’s the start of Pride Month? Obviously.

Yeah, I’ve got changed again. Mind your business.

Also me to Ariana despite her being a decade younger

Me on grindr

Obvs it’s a full change for the pool

They won’t let me buy a signed Charli cd because I’m in Greece someone please buy it for me quick

Hi from your favourite dads

Acropolis but make it fashion

I have been dressed for an hour, and my husband still hasn’t complimented my outfit yet…

Going to Lindos tomorrow to see the acropolis. See, I don’t ONLY do beach/pool days and fit checks… but obviously I’ll need an ancient site fit check too 🏛️

Always my favourite

Night 2 fit

Yes, Brad Pitt got a new face lift and a new stylist, but none of that makes up for him being a violent abuser.

Sorry, I thought I’d stopped that posting, and this new caption is better….

Automatic reply: unavailable, too busy being at the beach

Melting faster than my iced coffee

Keep accidentally saying gracias

Look who I found at the beach

I just realised that I’m older than season 1 Tony Soprano 🫪

🎶YOU ONLY WANNA MARRY, MARY JANE🎶

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Used the side of a bin to prop up my phone so I could give you a beach twirl x

The photo I wanted / the photo my husband wanted to take

Greek twirl