Just watching Sabrina at Coachella. WHAT A POPSTAR!

Quick fit check

Got to work and realised I forgot both my AirPods and my inhaler. So it’s now a race between boredom and asthma to see what takes me out first…

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Nothing like a peaceful coffee ruined by a pack of runners in matching £300 outfits, generic leg tattoos on display, being extremely loud and weirdly affectionate with each other. Very intense energy for 11am.

My phone every time I unlock it: oh… it’s him again

Spent the last hour in bed looking for the perfect shorts for Rhodes as if I’m not already taking 14 outfits for a 5-day holiday

Pretty sure I’ve been scammed on vinted

The Gaga and Doechii song gets worse with each listen

Following numerous comments about my all-black outfit yesterday, normal services have resumed today.

Can’t decide which film to see today

Really good sex with my husband, now in bed eating crumpets and spreading compliments online. Feeling very content. Good morning everyone!

Charles Melton is SO hot. Can’t wait for Beef S2!

No one likes unnecessary scaffolding. Thankfully, we have a plan — and John Wilson is here to help break it down.

I’m always bumping into our Becky

Don’t believe anyone that tells you that you can’t wear double denim

She’s here and she’s beautiful thank you @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social

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I just tried one of those new Greggs chicken rolls and was expecting the filling to be like a chicken bake but it was actually a large meaty chicken sausage

Jessie Ware is really embracing her gay audience, because who wouldn’t want to listen to her new album while enjoying a glory hole?

Looking at a holiday to Rhodes

First bit of sunshine and balding straight men are already in shorts like the world has been waiting all winter to see their terrible leg tattoos

I’ve never seen The Devil Wears Prada… and honestly I’m not even that fussed because I don’t really love Streep or Hathaway tbh

I’m sure one of you would love to treat me. Just DM me for my shipping address xo

Tuesday twirl

Send chocolate 🍫

Bank holiday Monday so far: breakfast out, food shop, three loads of washing on the line, cut the lawn, helped trim the hedge… and took some photos in my pants. It must be time for chocolate!

Happy halfprice Easter Egg Day

Almost at the end of Jury Duty: Company Retreat and I’m surprised how much less funny it is than the original. The first season had such a natural charm, this one feels more forced and predictable. Not bad, just nowhere near as good.

Zendaya has posted a fit check twirl on her Instagram story!!!

Found this on Vinted, and I really want it, but I really shouldn’t…

Twirl if you had chocolate for breakfast

Biblically accurate Easter Bunny

Lads lads lads 🏒🥅

I’m officially old because I just booked this

Slipped and bought an Acne Studios tee

My boys, Ernie and Frank

It’s a yes from me

NONE OF YOU WARNED ME I CRIED 6x

Good morning

Obsessed

This time last week I was on holiday, and the fact that I’m not on holiday anymore is very disappointing.

They’re reissuing Scream 4 on vhs

First day back at work and it was very busy, but I found a minute on the roof for twirl

HMV signed art card vs in person signed cd

Trying again with the Raye album but I still find it really messy and inconsistent. The songs feel all over the place. 1 min it's orchestral, then Twilight Zone vibes, then doo-wop, then rapping, then a hip-hop beat, all within 3 mins. I also don’t love all the talking. It just doesn’t flow for me.

Wait, what time is it??

I got some new boxer shorts yesterday

So good to have HBO max so I can rewatch some classic cinema

The sweetest kindest megababe @dougalmcflurry.bsky.social got me a custom signed Robyn cd today 😭🥰