@fictionalfates.com happy birthday!!!!!!

Didn’t get Robyn tickets, but I have just booked the Scream 7 preview. Swings, roundabouts, masked killers.

I’m getting a tattoo on Friday, but I just don’t know exactly where it’s going yet.

My team made me a new badge for work, but I’m not sure it’s appropriate.

41 days till I’m back in Spain doing one of my favourite hobbies (taking thirsty selfies in hotel mirrors)

Front row for Oh, Mary! meant we had the best view of Dino Fetscher’s giant muscle bum.

ART

🎭

I’m not emotionally stable enough for this damn you Netflix

📸

V excited for a trip to London tomorrow

I’ve nearly finished Wonder Man and I don’t get the hype at all. Thin plot, no laughs, minimal action. Even at its peak it was a solid 4/10.

Just signed up for pre-sale for Robyn in Manchester in June!

Choose your fighter

I think it may be time to bring back V-neck T-shirts and jumpers

Take my phone away before I spend £50 on these Supreme sunglasses

Since summer, I’ve hired a couple of new staff, so I’ve mostly been in long sleeves… today I wore a T-shirt for a bit, and they were genuinely shocked by my tattoos. Apparently, I don’t look like the type to have so many.

The new Muppets Show on Disney is fantastic!!

Did she get a new stylist? It’s been a constant serve recently.

Hi Gay

Yes please

Did you realise you’d matched your socks to your outfit? Do you not know me at all?

A24 merch store is selling custom brat credit cards

Of course my new sunglasses turned up on the coldest, greyest day imaginable.

So excited for my Oh, Mary! date on Saturday with @charliebensaid.bsky.social

The new Panorama about the BBC Russian correspondent is a must-watch

I’ve always been a bit meh on Lola Young, but her Grammy performance is exceptional!

24 days to goooooo

Kim moved on from selling merkins to being a beard

We’re getting a new Beyoncé album this year, right?

I feel like this would make a good Valentine’s Day gift for my husband

Can I get one for the supermarket?

JYSK is IKEA’s little brother, but without the need for a map, compass, and emergency rations.

Ootd

Do you like my new glasses?

Do I need this?

She’s sweet, she’s fizzy, she’s everything. Welcome to the stage, Peach Fanta.

I had the Friends VHS as a kid. That was 30 years ago. My taste has evolved. The millennial obsession — now including Friends toys in adult Happy Meals — really needs to end.

My favourite bakery has combined an everything bagel with a cheese twist. Punch me. Am I dreaming??

Having a Herb Ertlinger's fruit wine for her

I must own these New Balance for summer

Margot’s Wuthering Heights press tour styling is the best anyone’s ever looked.

Ewww

I definitely don’t need another CD or cassette I can’t play but I do love a signed art card

Just wanna go home and watch Wonder Man

Had a haircut yesterday

Watching UK vs The World and realising all the good contestants must’ve been busy

Had a lunch break trim

I need all of this KidSuper collection