Sweaty mess

I have a joke about the Trojan horse that you’ll never see coming.

Happy Saturday to all my favorite sluts on the internet. And all my favorite non-sluts. Well maybe to just everyone, then!

I’m sorry but my arm looks so big here

Yaaas

Me showing up to a Michelin star Mexican restaurant: do y’all have good sauce? Maybe a few packages of Taco Bell’s fire sauce?

The only thing the President should talk about tonight is how his administration, NOT TACO BELL, has given everyone explosive shits.

Back at the airport… send caffeine

Regardless what you all think about him, Senator Lindsey Grahams death leaves a gaping hole in the GOP.

Who the hell is Greg?

Doing more than 5 squats!

Let Lindsey’s death remind all of us that you should never engage in asphyxiation play by yourself.

It’s all fun and games until one of you violates surprise billing rules or has to deal with insurance.

Omg, it’s the “I’m wet signal” I shine outside to get menses over.

I need to tell you all that I am such a bean fan!

Peak

It’s 1996 and I’m waiting for TGIF on ABC. It’s 2026 and I’m waiting for TGIF and FCF.

I really think if the president pardons you and you defrauded my grandma, I should be able to sue you in civil court to get grannies money back.

No pic today. Gym too busy

Why is it still so hot?

Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo

How many squats for one non flat ass?

Mitch, if you’re there, give us a sign

The weirdest part of the Minions Lore is when they said,”They’ve served villains throughout history except for Hitler” is that you have to imagine them celebrating Cambodian Genocide while helping the Khmer Rouge.

Getting stronger

She’s still doing it

All of these weird “liberal” bot accounts adding me are in for a rude awakening because they should Know that I’m a radical liftist F@GG0+ that’s: Pro Sex Worker Pro Body Autonomy Pro Palestine Pro Abortion Pro Union Pro LGBTQIA+ AND Very vocal in Black and Brown community advocacy.

Moose loved sleeping on my shoulder, spaghetti noodles, and his giant dragon that was as big as he was.

Sony wants to take this away from you!

Mamdani: "Those who led through exclusion & isolation have tried to win power & enrich themselves by turning us against one another ... today, too many of our leaders do not believe in a vision of this nation as an asylum for the persecuted, but rather as one that persecutes those seeking asylum"

Again! hevy.com/workout/20a4...

physical media forever, baby.

Some Dreamcast love. ♥️

That elevator had different plans...

Weird way to say I’m never buying a PlayStation again.

Crazy that United Airlines was the first one to wish me a happy birthday today

Lerrrgan asking the tough questions like at what pressure does a bidet become a douche.

Today is 35th anniversary of the Mana/Seiken Densetsu series. Released as a spin-off to Final Fantasy, its first game launched on Game Boy as Final Fantasy Adventure in North America and Mystic Quest in Europe. #RPGanniversary Celebration video from Square Enix: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKvM...

Had such a lovely evening with @dilfisland.bsky.social hanging out! I love getting to meet my bloomfs

Boston! I am in you!

You know what, fuck it. Just couldnt stop working on it. lol Happy Pride, Lower Deckers. 🖖🏻🌈💚

Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations. 🖖🏻🏳️‍🌈💚

Boys at Pride:

NYC! Join me for TWO events today! 4-8pm at Club Cumming for my Romy & Michele's Saturday Afternoon Tea Dance! Request songs on a Post-It and twirl with us! 9.30pm at Joe's Pub for my duo show with Kim David Smith! Covers, originals and joy!

This is a boy that’s not happy to be on a plane so soon again. Luckily, I get to meet up with some bloomfs before work tomorrow

What is this equine party everyone’s talking about?

Why is the CU Boulder Regent candidate running with a message that she could stand up to Donald Trump? Saying something that means something!

Top and bottom discourse in a port town:

Raven?

Just a few more days before Boston!