‘Tis the season!

I don’t throw the term queen around lightly, but this is an absolute queen

Manifesting the next season of Canada’s Drag Race to have Connor Storrie and Hudson Williams as guest judges and the bottom 2 lipsync to “All The Things She Said”

Happy Year of the Horse to all the pony players out there 🐴

The difference between an A and B flat clarinet, and an excuse to put 2 phallic objects in my mouth at the same time

Doing my favorite mental health coping exercise, sitting on the floor of the bathroom with the water running to create a white noise effect while blasting minimalist classical music while doing puzzle games on my phone

I’ve been a southern transplant in New England for 7 years and sometimes I don’t fully feel like a New Englander, but then today I put on winter boots and snow pants to walk to Dunkies this morning in the snow and get a cold brew and I was reminded that in fact I am a New Englander now

I mostly want to thank Jacob Tierney and the show’s cinematographer Jackson Parrell for Heated Rivalry highlighting and prioritizing the art of good lighting and camera work, which seems to have become a second thought sometimes in the modern era of television

I was on the Emmy for lead actress in a drama series for Rhea Seehorn train for Pluribus, but now we gotta start talking Carlos-Manuel Vesga for supporting actor in drama series

I’ve never really been a fan of sanguine or cheesy gay romance, preferring more sardonic and absurd gay comedy, but Heated Rivalry got me gal

Cold calling me on teams, especially when you are someone from a different department that I never work with, and then leaving me a frantic exasperated voicemail over something that is not serious is an absolutely insane thing to do

Me 2 months ago: I just beat Metaphor Refantazio I need to not play another 100 hour jrpg that consumes my entire life Me now: I just started Octopath Traveler 0

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Boston! Join us tomorrow for a casual rubber takeover tomorrow at Dbar! We’re gonna be getting food, listening to holiday showtunes and hanging out! Come in gear or not, it’ll be a fun time 😁

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

Okay but like Amy Madigan as Gladys getting awards nominations and potential Oscar buzz makes sense with my fantasy

We’re deeply honored that HADES II is in the running for Game of the Year and more at #TheGameAwards tonight, especially since we’re in the company of such an amazing group of wildly different and beautiful games. Congratulations to all our fellow nominees — we salute you!! 🙏👏

The appearance of that AI CEO on Fallon, to this Time Person of the Year for tech execs, it’s last bit of desperation in the form of a media blitz to get as much out of the market as possible, these AI execs know the bubble is coming so we’re being bombarded with this new wave of pathetic behavior

I have a tummy ache again and I’m being brave about it again

The tiebreaker challenge at SpongeBob themed trivia tonight was who can make the best sound on the clarinet and we didn’t make the top 2 😭 one guy was holding it the wrong way I was so upset

You know some consultants focused group tested this to shit and when they finally settled on this they told themselves “oh yeah this is the one, this will kill with tens of people living in DC’s Dupont Circle and Navy Yard”

Purchased an A clarinet, it’s an oldie but still plays great; shows great craftsmanship that a clarinet made in the 1890s with a few repairs still plays extremely well!

Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”

Bought a new clarinet yesterday so please don’t let me spend any more money (I say as I’m about to follow up with someone about getting a custom rubber piece done)

One of my favorite things is getting to tell friends who are new to NYC that the subway "stand clear of the closing doors please" voice is a trans woman named Bernie Wagenblast and she's amazing.

Pluribus is a fascinating new show and I’m excited to see its potential longevity, but I’m annoyed by anyone who says Rhea Seehorn’s character is unlikeable or that she’s a bad actor because the character is unlikable, no you’re supposed to feel how miserable and frustrated she is, that’s the point!

Don’t wanna work, just wanna play a turned-based rpg

we as a species have gone too far

So many people are so upset about talking character at the beginning of the game in Metroid Prime 4 like it’s not that serious, is the game good or not that’s all I care about

Two episodes into Pluribus and this is one of the most bonkers tv shows I’ve ever seen, but also I am starting the Emmy campaign for Rhea Seehorn immediately

We’re bringing our MIR Fantasy performance back to Boston this Thursday at Jacques Cabaret! If you ever wanted to see how rubber, clarinet, a massage gun all fit into a vaudeville performance then do I have the show for you. Come support some local kinky performers! 😈🥳

very rubbery weekend 😈

Watching Jeanne Shaheen, Angus King, Tim Kaine and Maggie Hassan explain the negotiation - they basically are saying “Republicans weren’t working with us and bending to the pressure, so we’re just gonna take off the pressure and then they’ll DEFINITELY work with us!” Be so for real.

Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous

AOC primary Chuck Schumer in 2028 please for the love of god, also Schumer step down immediately for gods sakes

Curtis Sliwa right now:

Pits are my happy place especially Frio’s 😈🥵

The new Pokemon ZA game is quite fun, they added a lot of new things that keep me engaged, but god the graphics are so bad for a game coming out in 2025 that’s my only major complaint

Okay legitimately not a joke, who can I commission to make this Dunkin design into a rubber look, I need to commit to the ultimate bit of being a rubberist from Boston

Had an amazing time representing @nerubberclub.bsky.social at @mirubber.bsky.social this year and spending it with these amazing contestants. Congrats to our new Mx. International Rubber Elliott Eve!

Great start to @mirubber.bsky.social, very excited to represent @nerubberclub.bsky.social as contestant #7

Who am I kissing at MIR this weekend? 🥺 Who is teasing or torturing me this weekend? 😈 Who is doing both? (encouraged)

I’ve had a bad cold this week but thank goodness I’m getting it now and getting over it and not bringing it to MIR next week

Busy and kinky next week and half ahead, gonna be in Philly for the Northeast Pet and Handler contest, and then flying from Philly to Chicago for MIR to be in rubber for 4 days straight

rubbered up at a new pup event at a local brewery 🐶⛓️😈

anyway stream “I Am Gonna Claw (Out Your Eyes Then Drown You To Death)” from the Hades 2 soundtrack 💙🌊

anyway stream “sympathy is a knife” by Charli XCX 💚

some last minute rubber deliveries just in time for MIR, thanks @vilaingarconmtl.bsky.social

MIR is soon! I’m excited to represent @nerubberclub.bsky.social at MIR for the first time since 2019! Looking forward to spending an amazing time with so many people, getting to represent the passion and creativity of kink/rubber around the world with the other contestants, and having a blast 💛🐶⛓️