The Hacks series finale was an evil piece of work, whose sole mission was to make me experience emotionally devastating feelings towards 2 fictional women on television

Something at work didn’t go my way, so now I’m trying to think how I can be both petty and vindictive yet professional at the same time to get what I want

My religious and faithful love of rubber gets tested every time I get small pinprick tear in my suit

Spent a whole long weekend in Provincetown as a part of a fun kink weekend, I didn’t take hardly any photos but that turned out to be a nice thing because I was enjoying myself I barely looked at my phone

So excited for a fun kinky weekend in Ptown! 😈

I know I’m a basic fslur who will scream “yass queen” at any strong woman releasing any form of media that remotely panders to a queer audience, but Anne Hathaway’s music as Mother Mary is some of the best music of the year so far

I can’t believe I somehow managed to avoid >99% of major plot spoilers for Clair Obscur for a year since it came out, but I just finished Act 2 and oh my god 😱

The Reed variant family is growing, we now have 1) Reed, 2) Shiny Reed, and 3) Reed, New England Regional Variant

Excited to wear as much gear as possible!

Someone from a moving car yelled at a group of us “I don’t wanna see any of that faggot shit” excuse you, we’re in Somerville, Massachusetts this city is full of “that faggot shit” lmfao

Rita ORA, Carly RAE Jepsen, Yoko ONO, you will all be part of the crossword puzzle icons club

Imagine you go on hospice and your final political take is to be a dumbass centrist, couldn’t be me

submissive sex dogs are recommended to be caged and plugged when working from home

Kinky list of 2026 to-dos: -commission and finish my fursona -more drone play -bigger hole, tinier cage -more dog brain all the time

Taking selfies while I assist @lockedcuckdrone.bsky.social in helping edge Tiger @makoandtiger.bsky.social in a bondage box

A little R&R with some drone audio and locked caged edging and cbt from @lockedcuckdrone.bsky.social and @centaurus8.bsky.social

I’m not that good at being very Dommy in a scene, but I’m always happy to be a submissive assistant when helping play with someone in bondage, please tell me what to do I’ll happily edge them, feed them poppers, etc., I’m good at following orders

Sometimes people at work will make the biggest deals over the littlest things (my job is also so low stakes), like I’m just here to get a paycheck to travel and buy copious quantities of unnecessary kink gear please don’t bother me with your petty quarrels

I can't understate how incredible of an opportunity this is. Rubber has been such a huge part of my life, and having the honor of representing our community over this next year is more than I could have ever imagined. Here's to an exciting year!! 🖤❤️💛

It arrived, and it’s so stupid I can’t wait to show it off

I have a package being delivered today with something that I need for our rubber contest tomorrow and I feel like this meme all day

tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow 😍💛

alt text: yellow rubber dog in a yellow stairwell

New England Rubber 2026!! This Saturday!! I get to help select the next NE Rubber titleholder, come celebrate our rubber community this weekend 💛

Yes I know he’s one of the worst people in United States and recent world history yada yada, but Trump posting that the Pope is weak on crime is objectively one of the funniest thing he has ever said

Need to watch some gay porn so I can get some inspiration for hairstyles when I get my haircut this week

The best lipsync lollaparuza will continue to be s16 of Drag Race, there was scheming and plotting, there were redemption arcs and story arcs that had good endings, there was an underdog twist at the end, and the performances were so good

Half these results have been the wrong decision, are we watching the same lipsyncs RuPaul

Tonight’s DnD session involved me losing my voice, not being able to tell the table why, and then having to do 45 minutes of charades until I eventually got my voice back

My boyfriends cat saw me in my pup hood and went into cat attack mode (puffed tail, arched back) 😭 I had to get him to understand it was me

Katie Marovitch deserves a Emmy nomination for Outstanding Actress in a Short Form Comedy or Drama Series for her work on Dimension 20: On a Bus on Dropout

Someone do the thing please. Yes, that thing. Take one for the team. Go big or go home, you’ll be a legend.

Beat my 12 hour record in my rubber catsuit this weekend by hitting 16 hours

If you’re around for @iptc.bsky.social this weekend let’s get all slippery at the rubber events I’m cohosting!

Good morning from Chicago gay dogs

I have another tummy ache and I am being brave about it (chipotle you will begin to cough in 3 days)

Oh my god 😂 I mean would try

Chipotle betrayed me today (gave me light food poisoning) pray for me

Based on today’s new I’m announcing my straight to gay conversion therapy camp, I’m bringing together the best in kink, bdsm, and hypnosis to poison the minds of cishets and turn them into queer kinky sluts, it worked for me it can work for you

Sleepy dog today, just three more days of work and then Chicago for a long weekend where I get to be surrounded by lots of pups the whole time 😪🐶

Thought about setting a chastity goal in terms of a beating my previous record in terms of time, but this time feels different I think I just want to go until I just don’t think about it anymore

Idk why people are upset about last nights Drag Race elimination, if you’re in the bottom for the challenge and then you have to win a lipsync, doesn’t matter your track record, I love mess

I went to a Mayhem parody drag show and took some pictures. This one was my favorite of the night. 📸

Kink wishlist item for a bondage nap: complete immobilization, sensory deprivation with some white noise or drone audio, but just unbothered for some unbeknownst to me amount of time. Then the fun torture can begin, but just need a little brain off time.

I’m most definitely a water bender

I don’t care what hogwash house you are I wanna know what element would you bend in the Avatar/Korra universe

Scheduled my first in person hypnosis scene in quite a while, it’s important for your brain to have routine updates and fine tuning 😵‍💫🙂‍↕️

Happy National Puppy Day you filthy sex dogs

We’re so back