Folks, some incredible news: A couple of weeks ago, a national theatre chain axed our release of Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile because it mentioned Donald Trump. Now, because of you, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile will now run on over 25 screens throughout the world. theonion.com/badpedophile

EVERY president since the 80s has demanded Cuba return Assata Shakur to the US for trial. Trump offered to END the embargo if they returned her. The Cubans told every president for decades to eat shit and that she will always be welcome to live her life in peace on their land. Rest well, legend

"Free speech is not about whether someone else agrees or disagrees; it's about whether you are able to do it." --Jasmine Crockett, just now to Chris Hayes.

His toes always go crazy when he’s right at the edge 🥵😈

my best friend just dropped her latest single! make sure y’all click the link to stream! song: Ashley Sage - Bye Bye music.apple.com/us/album/bye...

During my town hall, someone asked me what they could do to stand up to authoritarianism. Despite what the cynics say, you have power. All it takes is one person speaking up for somebody else. It is small acts that can change the course of this country.

Medicare for All - "That's socialism!" Social Security - "That's socialism!" Debt free education - "That's socialism!" Universal childcare - "That's socialism!" Bailing out a failed libertarian austerity agenda in Argentina... "That's just how it is."

repeating the phrase "full books" as I slam my head against my desk until I pass out

DOGE has been a disaster. Countless federal workers at the GSA, IRS, Labor Department, and National Park Service have been fired and rehired — throwing their lives into chaos and disrupting services millions of people rely on. All to save practically no money. "Efficiency."

We just received more Epstein files. More proof the corruption runs deep. No matter your title, wealth, or political party, if you're complicit in abusing or silencing women and girls, we will hold you to account. We're going to keep fighting for justice and transparency. ⬇️

Through her creative platform, Saint Heron, Solange has launched The Saint Heron Library, a digital archive dedicated to making rare and out-of-print works by Black authors, poets, and artists accessible to all. 🔗 library.saintheron.com

Why are we so polarized? Why is democracy is such peril? Democracy and social cohesion are impossible to sustain when big money completely dominates our politics. Some thoughts... https://robertreich.substack.com/p/why-are-we-so-polarized

I honestly don’t care about James Comey. But I want to live in a democratic republic. His indictment proves we live in a banana republic, where the autocrat personally orders indictments of his political enemies, and when his own officials refuse he finds new ones that will.

One Battle After Another is legit. Best movie of the year? Maybe. Definitely the most important. Political and Timely AF. It's an Antifa ad. This is high praise.

No Democrat should vote to keep the government open unless ACA funding is restored for the millions of Americans at risk of losing health coverage next year. Remember that this funding is on the chopping block because Trump and Republicans want to give the richest Americans a giant tax cut.

me going through this thread

“Are you dumb” is one of my goto’s before I get disrespectful

Trump is desperately trying to frame “the radical left” for everything that happens so that you all forget that he’s covering up the Epstein files to protect himself and the rest of the global pedophilic elite.

Do not debate white people about your humanity. It will be a waste of your time and they are not going to change their minds.

Also ALL the churches are stealing money. Every single one. Black, white, Hispanic, all of them. We tried partnering with a church once until they let it slip they hadnt filed a Form 990 with the IRS since 1973.

my cheeks

Even the lightest graze could make this hung stud blow his fat load 😈💦. One of our favourite vocal shooters sat back on my chair and I had so much fun teasing him HARD 🥵🍆. Love it when guys are crazy sensitive like this 😵‍💫😏.

Republicans don’t have the votes to stop release of the Epstein files, so they’re going to shut down the government to stop the truth from coming out.

Trump: "Everybody understand? Death penalty in Washington. You kill somebody or if you kill a police offier, law enforcement officer - death penalty." The president who, on his first day back in office, pardoned people convicted of assaulting law enforcement officers on January 6th.

Yes yes agreed but where is an iced coffee only $3???

bsky.socialist

humpday seven days a week [re-upload because Bluesky crashed out all morning]

Republicans ripped away health care from 15 million Americans. Not a single newborn baby should lose health care. Not a single senior should be tossed out of their nursing home. Not a single rural hospital should close. Congress must restore Americans’ health care.

In fact, ONLY female coded jobs are the ones where you’re SOCIALLY EXPECTED to work for low pay and nonprofits seize on that.

The Argentinian peso is falling faster than my pants on the third date.

Repost if you’d take a ride… or two 😈

Apple has asked the EU to repeal the Digital Markets Act because Apple users are getting a worse experience because Apple refuses to build features in a way that allows other companies to provide core iPhone features. Good luck with that, Tim Apple.

Decades ago there was a satirist named Erma Bombeck who wrote about this. She noted women worked hours to hold bake sales to raise $100 while men simply contacted 9 friends and demanded $100 from each to raise $1,000.

FUCK YES LMAO. This is EXACTLY my experience running a nonprofit.

If you’re against “antifa,” then you are, by definition, a what? A fascist!

Matthew McConaughey’s trip in the memory time machine took him back to his childhood in Texas. On this week’s Wild Card, he shares how his family shaped him and why he likes feeling like an underdog. Watch the full interview: n.pr/46EKrW0

Office Adds Area For Lactating Mothers To Discreetly Pump Iron https://theonion.com/office-adds-area-for-lactating-mothers-to-discreetly-pump-iron/

golden hour stretch

Anyone want cake for breakfast?

Not only did Nile Rodgers donate to us but he continues to speak the name of my organization everywhere he goes. His support of us has continued long after his donation money was used for our scholarship program. Just a GENUINE man

Notice how for white people the onus is ALWAYS on the oppressed. Not even a NOTION that someone like Ezra Klein needs to not be an insufferable POS cowtailing like a coward to racists and bigots. NOPE. Just “good luck getting human rights if you’re not nice to Nazi sympathizers.” STFU

Woman Sets Timer To Make Cleaning More Stressful https://theonion.com/woman-sets-timer-to-make-cleaning-more-stressful/

sometimes i watch classic hollywood films — this happened recently with HIGH NOON — and i think, “yeah i get it, this whips.” i’m having a similar experience with music right now and specifically the work of duke ellington. i’m listening to the man’s work and i’m like, “yeah, this stuff is sick”

Wanna be my player 2? 😛🎮

Cake by the handful 🎂🤓

Leonardo DiCaprio, Sean Penn, and Teyana Taylor star in Paul Thomas Anderson's action thriller about the unfulfilled promises of protest and rebellion.

A normal government official would just keep their mouth shut after "we don't know the motive yet”. Trump and his thugs are trying to set a narrative. They just did this a week ago and here we are again. Ironic that both shootings were on a Wednesday.

The LORE of this is so insane because ultimately they are targeting her under false charges of mortgage fraud (claiming she bought a house and lied it was a primary residence) Not only did she NOT do this, guess who PROVABLY DID? Trump’s ENTIRE CABINET per WSJ

In case facts still matter…