something leopard something something face

please say someone has deciphered these emails. like i want a timeline and annotations with bios of correspondents

where did this trump sucking clinton’s dick rumor come from?

@bsky.app do we need to keep children away from you all or do you just have a thing against wood chippers?

that's one of mine that, if i'm not mistaken 🫡

FINISH HIM

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

trump is about to create planes, trains and automobiles style situations like we have never seen

Was this the best use of my time today? No. Is it the most amusing way I could have spent the last 90 minutes? Absolutely. Pattern is free here: bit.ly/4nGGCGc

trying to obtain a copy of today’s new york post OR new york times to archive if by chance you live somewhere that sells them and can grab a couple (ex: los angeles) i would gladly pay you for it + shipping!!

My secret goal for the month was/is to get enough funds together to grab a harbor freight mini-lathe so I could spend November turning wood spindle ornaments out of my considerable tiny wood block collection. Grabbing something from my shop would help considerably! www.galdrecraft.com

legalize it

they put this up incase he forgets where it is

what’s with the ghost child tho

Lady you live in LA. I saw you at the rich people's grocery store here in the worst leather jacket I've ever seen

in order to win, democrats need to meet voters where they are, and that means more *clap* actionable *clap* threats *clap

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

Zohran Mamdani has won, & will be the next mayor of NYC.

this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.

is the ntsb funded right now?

voted yes on prop 50 here in LA and when i dropped my ballot into the box a voice recording thanked me for my “oath of fealty to Archduke Gavin of Sovereign California”… anyone else experience this?

rest in piss fucker ahahahahahaaa

gonna start stealing those lead aprons from dentist offices

it sure is raining

Shoutout to this classic

it's honestly fucked up that the US government has managed to sully the good name of frozen water

the real reason claire’s is flopping is because they stopped offering lobotomies

you wouldn’t cream a wheat

someone just infodumped peacemaker lore on me, what the fuck is this shit?

so is comey being held hostage or is he sequestered in a sadam style hole?

using a bump it in the year of our lord 2025

logging on

guess what this is a reply to. you won't. impossible.

is this good

they’re just mad that they’re losing opportunities to argue, that’s their whole schtick

not a novel thought i’m sure, but all the conservatives clutching pearls over trump shit is so rich. bitch this was always going to be the outcome don’t act surprised lmao

“Look, Double Hitler did a lot for this country, I won’t deny that. But Triple Hitler is a step too far.”

excited for this trend to continue when 30 years from now Nick Fuentes takes a principled stance against the policies of President Triple Hitler, a clone containing the souls of three Hitlers in a single body

i just found this out like 15 minutes ago and now it’s in my feed

Yeah he does this shit all the time who the fuck cares

how can i make money off of pitching a national tour of ex late night show hosts doing live shows together, it would make a killing off the libs

jimmy fallon’s gotta be blackout drunk at this point watching these late show domino

i’m not surprised by much of anything anymore and that’s probably not good lol

I'm astounded by Jaime Lee Curtis openly weeping for Charlie Kirk given the abuse her trans daughter, who she supports openly, was constantly subjected to by him and his allies. That's just really weird to me, being broadcast to be that upset about one of your kid's bullies passing away.

maybe instead of banning palestinians or people making jokes about dead fascists, bsky could spend more time on getting a fucking video to play through all the way without stopping every 30 seconds

it’s important to sign up for the Indivisible protests because you get a little wristband that tells the marshalls not to shoot you

i’m an atheist but i think there’s a pretty good argument for thiel being the antichrist

Accidental renaissance feat. the world's most photogenic man

do people actually talk like this?