No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato to make it better.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the cruel indifference of the universe

I know health insurance is screwed up in America, but for some reason it still completely gagged me when I got a bill for $395 for a heart test, called and told them I had insurance and they told me the cost would now be $550. Happy New Year 😑

silo is a funny show because if i lived in a dystopia consisting of 10,000 people living on 144 floors of a silo separated by stairs i wouldn't be interested in murder mystery or the world outside i'd be complaining oooauughhhh another day of stairs i hate the founders so much this is so many stairs

My favourite hobby is staring hopelessly at the mountain of books I have bought and wondering which one I should read first.

hey just a heads up, we have a couple avocados on the counter that somebody needs to eat before they go bad

The anxiety created by racing to click the “skip recap” button as a show begins before it disappears forever

Me watching a film. 1. Start watching. 2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before. 3. Google actor. 4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page. 5. Find out every single detail of their entire life. 6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.

What Banksy says…

Scientists, academics, researchers: We’re excited to share that @altmetric.com is now tracking mentions of your research on Bluesky! 🧪

john lennon: 🎵 imagine all the people 🎵 introvert: oh god

the fremen of arrakis: walk without rhythm and it won't attract the worm the dreaded worm:

@bsky.app @support.bsky.team this has to be fixed! We need Tubby Nugget! 🙏🏻

this tweet never leaves my thoughts

there's gotta be a better way

We strongly suggest that academic publishers and other platforms that host research rapidly implement a Share to Bluesky button for their articles. Here's how: docs.bsky.app/docs/advance... #AcademicSky #HigherEd #Altmetrics

I learned some stuff about Bluesky I did not know by reading this. Maybe worth passing it on to others so we can all start getting the full benefit of the 🦋.

Why is this so accurate? 🤣

If anyone’s looking for alternatives to GoodReads, I highly recommend StoryGraph. It’s owned by a black woman, and the platform is so much more accessible and easy to use.