when this app started I sold invites on ebay for like $75 a pop. i was rich

slopia (adj) - writing that has an AI-tint to it, i.e. over-formatted, over-outlined, try-hard generic, ends with a “lesson”

ugh felt happy for a min by accident and replied “sounds good!!” non-ironically to a text RIP the sadboi image i’ve spent years cultivating FUCK

Say it with me again "Comedy is NOT just a way to get likes it’s also how I dress my grief up so people will clap for it”

is it “staying alive”?

my nyt crossword week usually: Mon - easy Tue - easyish Wed - mid, can usually finish Thur - hard, finish 20% of the time? Fri - long shot Sat - longest shot Sun - can finish with a lil cheating

protein for creatives call that the artist’s whey

being funny is just saying what everyone else is thinking. that's it. nothing fancy.

hi

is it...ice cream?

i really gotta get famous today

i have no problems w wes andersen doing the same ol thing until he's d.e.d. ded BUT I do think it'd be such a good bit if his next movie was handheld lowbudget dogma95 shitty sets, non actors, weird non-plot, etc. i think he could have a lot of fun with that and we would too (wes: i'm avail for work

This whole video is AI. These people do not exist. The train ride never happened.

When I was 19, I wanted to time travel When I was 21, I invented a time machine When I was 15, I HOLY SHIT

substack gf, vibe coder bf

the lack of an official term for two horses living next to each other is tearing this country apart. neeeeeighbors could heal us

"Wow I can't believe it, I've become the lord of the rings." -- Frodo, Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)

What's up. Here is an early version of my stand-up hour from 2023 in its entirety. Watch it for free!! And then pay what you wish based on how much you liked it. This will ultimately help me make the final version. Hope you enjoy.

live laugh louvre

its 2025 and we’re still paying taxes like cavemen?

omg @alexpriest.com thank you so much man

"but at what cost" - me at the store

sex is cool, but have you ever spent money you dont have on shit you dont need?

sex is cool, but have you ever spent money you dont have on shit you dont need?

the cruel irony of needing perfect vision to repair the very thing that gives you perfect vision. this is how society FALLS

nice signal you got there, be a shame if it turned out to just be noise

Anyone tried "AI" (artificial intelligence)? Thinking of giving it a whirl but idk

y’all act like the internet isn’t full of slop already…

protein for creatives call that the artist’s whey

me: “things are great and I am honestly THRIVING” also me:

too early to tell but I prob didn't win bluesky today

i gotta win bluesky

most computer work is just doing simple tasks while avoiding incredibly sophisticated distractions

there should be a word for the feeling when you read something that you wish you’d written - it just happened with my reading the epilogue of The KLF: Chaos, Magic, and the Band Who Burned a Million Pounds by @johnhiggs.bsky.social:

text message in a bottle is this anything?

got em

every post about AI: “Absolutely shocked to see ChatGPT 5.2oA’s Deep Insights model go toe to toe with Anthropologie’s Cloud 333-LATEST-1- but can either compete with Jamiriqui’s open source Llama spinoff or Perplexity’s Agentic 31aOa, not to mention the DeepSeek China R22 that might have changed ev

tariff backwards is fart

idk why ppl are freaking out about tariffs - i rarely if ever travel to mexico or canada let alone china to buy stuff The most I travel for stuff is 40 min to the nearest Costco (luckily still in the USA lol) Don’t let the tariff talk fool you guys, just buy in the USA and you’ll be OKAY

The greatest moment in broadcast television history.

with all due respect, who the hell are you people

Honey, The Kids Are Still Shrunk

Honey I Shrunk The Kids And Now They're Playing A Tiny Desk Concert But The Desk Is Huge Honey Please Don't Leave Me I Was Just Doing A Little Joke Honey

nice wings you got there, be a shame if they were buffalo wild

FINALLY GOT AN AGENT

so...poop? www.fastcompany.com/91240407/pan...

me working on my writing

coming out of my cage and I've been doing just

nice fruit you got there would be a shame if it was low-hanging