Great moments in U.S. History.

What are we supposed to do now without World Cup After Dark?

ME: So they made this musical about you, and it was a huge hit, but it was also kinda the death knell of American democracy? A sort of hip-hop threnody for the Republic. Oh wait, you don't know about rap! It's this-- RESURRECTED ALEXANDER HAMILTON: {not looking up from his kalshi trades} Yeah great

The greatest Mexico v England tweets you will ever read. 😂 As you were.

LOOKING AT THE STILL-BEATING ENGLISH HEART: is that good?

Canadian fans finally understand what she was trying to say

Things objectively only got worse after his big screen appearance

Mark Carney saw these graphs and thought to himself: “those are rookie numbers, we gotta pump those numbers up”

I look forward to welcoming many new members to the Achraf Hakimi Haters Club.

Well done, Canada.

Me, a lifelong France fan, cheering for Les Bleus to absolutely pummel the Moroccans

The knockout round was the expectation for Canada. Round of 16 was a bonus for us. We aren’t at the level of Morocco, and it showed, but we challenged a Top 10 nation and made them work for it

Keeper on keeper crime

Canada should take a page from Morocco, appeal this loss, and be awarded the win in three months time

Story of the game: Morocco cashed in their dangerous free kick, Canada did not.

England running Declan Rice into the ground while Canada doing their best to preserve Davies for Bayern

Least yellow card possible there

I do not care for crowd shots of happy Moroccans

Canada: get ready for the most frustrating half hour of your life

Mood

This game is going to turn on a second yellow and dismissal. Michael Oliver will leave you all guessing which team will go down to ten men first. Tip for new soccer fans: it will come on the most innocuous foul you’ve ever seen.

Soccer lessons for new fans: controlling the game like this means nothing if you can cash in your chances

Even the American fans are here today

Canada about to learn about the pleasure of watching Michael Oliver officiate a game

Vas-y Canada!

You have to be a stone freak to be an international soccer manager

incredible pull. truly the greatest wedding ever to happen at Madison Square Garden

Who would have known Argentina would have so much trouble battling a remote Atlantic archipelago?

Andrés Cantor: “Stand up, ladies and gentlemen, and applaud them both, victors and vanquished…”

Vozinha dines in Valhalla tonight

One more time for the Cabo Verde 🇨🇻 Blue Sharks.

that guy? Travis Kelce

What makes it even wilder is that the entire stadium in Miami were wearing Messi jerseys. This was a home game for the World Champions and Cabo Verde took them the distance

Portugal. The Man

*the coolest shit you've ever seen* FIFA Ref: ...offsides

Least emotional European soccer fan

It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.

Happy “liberal arts professor helps save the Union” day to all who celebrate

Four of nine Supreme Court justices would prefer this guy not have US citizenship

I am angry I didn’t come up with this first.

Like 8 people asked for the Raúl windmill

Hydration Break

VAR officials wearing their little kits in the booth makes me guffaw

🙂

Susan Collins about to be the maximum level of concerned about a Trump nominee before confirming Vigo the Carpathian to the Court

Energy in the mid-21st century has to mean more than oil and gas.

Germany lost but so did Swamp Germany