Use your browser to translate and read this story. Denmark took the American threats extremely seriously and prepared for war with the United States.

We'll never know why NATO allies refused to join Donald Trump's Hormuz Adventure when he yelled at us to get on board.

National high speed rail would be so amazing, but we have to spend the money bombing Iran, setting the Middle East on fire, and tanking the global economy. Because national security terrorism Jesus something something.

En arrière de l’hôpital, où l’École Vanier se situait, il y a trois génératrices. Ils utilisent du diesel pour produire l’électricité essentiel pour l’hôpital pendent les pannes. Ils ne fonctionnent pas à chaque journée, mais seulement à l’heure qu’on les besoin à maintenir les services médicaux.

"Kids, I've got some bad news about 'Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil', you better sit down."

Arsenal. Only scoring bangers to annoy the pundits.

YES PLEASE EZE! And thank you! 1-0 #Arsenal #UCL #championsleague

Someone ask Zohran what he thinks about that Eze goal.

Excuse me?

Happy St. Patrick's Day from the Irish Reunification Landline

wait, fuck, this is gorillaz

Me today in my full green get up surrounded by people in standard business attire.

I want to once again congratulate everyone involved for having closed down a historic downtown high school, relocating students 10 km away out beyond city limits, and turning their atheltic fields into parking lots. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

Why would they invade Venezuela and Iran for all that oil if they were going to get energy for free from the wind like suckers?

We’re going to do the Cuban Missile Crisis II but immediately nuke the entire world within ten minutes

He legitimately believes he’ll be cutting a big birthday cake with Lee Strasberg in Havana in about five years

Some playoff house league hockey to take the mind off everything else

9 out of 10 people will keep scrolling and not repost my plea to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. I know my Real Friends will like and share

In Grade 9 or 10 we took a field trip across the PEI ferry to look at the construction of the Confederation Bridge. Each of my three kids has been on the apple picking field trip in the fall, but only one has been to the Mactaquac Dam turbine hall.

Missing context: the Zamboni propane tank leaked, filling the entire room with propane. A water heater fired up, igniting the propane and causing an explosion that destroyed the rink.

easy bucket

Build out from the back and invite pressure to open up gaps between the lines. Use Martinelli's pace on the wing to beat a fullback, forcing the centre back out wide, leaving Gyokeres with a 1 v 1 in front of goal.

An old engineer once told me that New Brunswick is way too small a market for anyone to be a complete prick in the construction business and never have that come back around and bite them in the ass. Just a thought for today when reading the below.

can we fit a pool in that roundabout?

By David Sipress.

doing @killjamesbond.bsky.social is ruining me because what do you mean I’m waking up in the middle of the night thinking about Dom Toretto being sent to unblock the strait of Hormuz

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

The security of the world’s energy supply, and the ability to stop escalating what could become a major war depends on the judgment and humility of two men: Donald Trump and Benjamin Netanyahu

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Moncton expert here. This is not cute or funny. Moose only go to Trinity Drive on a weekend when they are extremely distressed.

we need everyone to come help us get the big boats past our historically vanquished enemy pls right now very urgent they’re blowing them up oh fuck

Spending a beautiful crisp Saturday morning walking around the neighborhood muttering to myself about what the reaction would have been if President Kamala Harris had begged for military assistance from China

At 16 years and 73 days old, Max Dowman becomes the youngest ever Premier League goalscorer. A star is born for Arsenal 💫

MAX DOWMAN. 16 YEARS OLD. ETCH THAT INTO EMIRATES HISTORY, ARSENAL HISTORY, PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY!

One of the great Arsenal days.

I will not believe it until it’s over but

We all agree that was the St Patrick’s Day storm, right? We can run the tank dry on the snowblower?

No Blood For Oil vs. Exactly How Much Oil Are We Talking About?

CANADA 🇨🇦 FOR THE WIN THE CANADIAN WHEELCHAIR CURLING TEAM HAS WON GOLD. THEY ARE PARALYMPIC CHAMPIONS. THEY WENT UNDEFEATED. CANADA DEFEATS CHINA IN A THRILLER.

hell yea brother

why are bees doing brutalism

Don’t let the lousy Smarch weather get you down, it’s only three months until beers and guitars around the fire pit.

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

Gasoline is now 23c more expensive per litre than it was before Donald Trump started this war. That means New Brunswickers are now paying around $3.5 million per week extra for gasoline because of a war of choice with no objective.

Thanks Donald!

“Champions On Bloor” in Toronto

What a fucking mess.