you have the dancing plague bleeding feet, won’t see middle age dancing plague reasons for it are still opaque oh yeah

See your man eating a chili dog at a flea market, staring direct down death's glowing throat and laughing while chewing

I have developed very painful sores under my wedding band, which the internet tells me are from soap buildup. I'm staggered by this betrayal; i really thought i could trust soap

Should i even fucking bother with tcaf

A valediction from the tweeker outside the QT: Stay blessed Stay lifted Stay dangerous

steve is watching this right now and I’m wondering if it isn’t worth a try at this point

A profound desire to sink into the stones to glide weightless over the earth A water skimmer A cloud too thin to block the sun The surface tension too great to break through, for a time Until i've recovered density enough To sink once more

relatedly

bored and annoyed by thee internette

Toms Hank

Anyway i miss somebody or something but i dont know what or who so

Very glad we have only one (1) One Aux event left this year. Not that they're not all joyful, but I'm tired dawg.

"oh i'd die for you" "oh i'd kill for you" Well fuckin get started then

ONE AUX NR30 ON WEDNESDAYYYY i cannot believe we've been doing this for over two years, holy shit

Smoke this rancid herb & gain a sense of whimsy once unascertained by mortal means

Man i do not give a shit about retrograde orbits in scifi. Why care about this, space travel isnt real

Copyediting FAQ Q. Should the word “too” at the end of a sentence be preceded by a comma, or no? A. Whichever way you choose to go, the other way will immediately seem better.

A dry rub with coffee grounds in the recipe? That's that meat espresso

I took the last 5 days off to visit friends and am already finding myself dreading the morrow.

i miss writing and being more intentionally creative i have not had the time in the hellscape of mmxxv since like march probably and it is some shit

We regret to inform you that the horror processing plant is out of commission for the day Repairs are underway and we will be working overtime to process fresh horrors as soon as they are completed Thank you for your understanding in this matter

from Gaza to the US, starvation is a favored weapon of the American ruling class

Dunno whether I've only just started to notice it this year or whether it's been on the uptick recently but there do seem to be a lot of scene members out here flipping their shit on community orgs over perceived slights. 1/

"Tzefardea Tzedek" (Frog of Righteousness) As soon as the Portland Frog became a meme, Jewish social media blew up with jokes about the 2nd Passover plague - tzefarde'a (frogs) - and the Rabbinical commentary around it. I knew I had to make a calligraphy piece encompassing all of it. (more in alt.)

There was a fella here who had a concert that was literally three hours of him sitting and trying to record a live solo ukelele album. Tickets were $25, and that's when i realized that there are some shows that I'd rather drink brake fluid at gunpoint than attend

The cat is laying on my lap but she is farting a lot. The situation is less than perfect but at least it's warm.

Waffle house hnw set

From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)

just my personal preference

I love that we’re all unanimously like “listen that building is not sacred to me and it has a bloody history and if it came down ethically I probably wouldn’t shed a tear, but watching this man smash a wrecking ball into the side of it from sheer selfish malice has unexpectedly fucked me up”

Still true

Man,

I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.

I think what we're missing here was that Tupperware Parties were bad. It was a predatory MLM. And ChatGPT doesn't even have a product. Which would just make it a straight pyramid or ponzi scheme, if it really is like that. But I'm not clicking and you shouldn't either.

My buddy Zuany moved away and I'm a little bummed about it!!

I'm so fucking tired all the time right now. Pretty sure this is burnout. I hate it, I miss the energy that I had in the summer, I don't know what to do. Everything seems like too much.

any culture, at any point in history, could have invented darude’s sandstorm. the fact that they didn’t is just further proof that old times were busted generally

Real missed opportunity to claim George Soros opened up his own costume store in Portland. Do better.

oh this guy is delusional delusional

The crash is going to be brutal when it comes. Robinhood says "it might offer "tokenized" equity in OpenAI. By "tokenized," Business Insider reports, Robinhood means "blockchain-enabled representations of securities like stocks." In reality, they have no connection to OpenAI equity whatsoever."

Core competency: losing sunglasses

Illustrations I did for Cassandra Khaw’s “The Library at Hellebore”

she’s so real for this

One thing about these anxiety meds is that they turn my guts to water all day

Oh i meant to tell you all about my new friend

bell witch day bellwitch.bandcamp.com/album/stygia...

THE CHICKENS ARE FINALLY COMING HOME TO ROOST Ryan Walters is out & the investigation floodgates just opened. The Oklahoma AG launched a full audit of Walters’ entire tenure as Superintendent, and it’s about damn time. Also the education dept website’s being scrubbed of his culture-war nonsense. 🧵

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop