Lol, I was going to joke that they probably conducted the AI analysis using a photograph only (which would be absurd given that paintings demand first-hand study, examination of materials, support, etc), and then I visited the AI co.’s website & saw this on the front page:

Motherfucker of invention

Midnight Meat Train? Do you have salami? *i am killed with a large steel hammer*

Brews Traveller/Bruise Traveller

Trump just ordered the military into Portland, and he’s giving them the green light to use lethal force on American citizens. Authoritarianism is an abstract concept but Trump is making its impacts real and tangible. Let’s be real about it: This is the beginning of dictatorship in America.

Blackout tattoos are cool and sexy and I will die on this hill

I have no need for genAI. It would improve nothing in my life. It wouldn't save me time. I could not trust any text it assembled. It cannot research. It cannot write like I do. It cannot create like I do. It cannot justify its existence or its expense. It is not inevitable. It is not unavoidable.

weepcar h/t @mmmtorbs.bsky.social

There sure is a lot of content to be disinterested in out here

Overheard: “We’ve been doing about Josef Stalin.” “Oh, I think my Mum’s got one of their coats.” Been thinking about this a lot.

Look, I'll say it with my whole chest: Dan-I's idea of marketing that book as a "present you give to yourself" is both silly and not scalable to a 10,000 copy run. It's like these writers did *no* research!

When sex scene discourse begins, always remember Paul Verhoeven on whether sex scenes are necessary in movies: 'Nothing is necessary in movies.'* *Any fiction.

Low point in my memory: i was in a group of strangers introducing themselves and when my turn came, i said "Hi, I'm uncomfortable." And continued to stand there

Fire! In a Crowded Theater

PSA: if you're reading this, you have fallen short of the kingdom of god and are irrevocably damned! Maybe the way you were hoping to get in was the wrong way and you should reconsider your actions.

Abolish ICE. Abolish "A.i." No arms for genocide. Protect trans kids. Shut down the concentration camps. Abolish tariffs. Fire RFK, Jr. Boycott Avelo & Tesla. Delete Twitter. No crypto. Care over punishment. Vote Mamdani. Primary every do-nothing D. Protect vaccines and SSRIs. No fascism. #NoKings

The stars have aligned

PSA: if you're reading this, you have fallen short of the kingdom of god and are irrevocably damned! Maybe the way you were hoping to get in was the wrong way and you should reconsider your actions.

CW: Gore/Body Horror Anyway the rat transformation in spite of being the first mitochondrial transformation you see on screen has one of my favorite PS1 era FMVs, it's so horrifying and cool

indoor wyrm

Extremely chuffed to report that people in comics remember me fondly, which is always an unexpected delight

Storm shelter Copan, OK

How do leftists get around a city after the buses stop running? They call ACAB I'm sorry

Man i should consider buying some more distinctive luggage

COLVMBVS I WILL SEE YOU SOON

Q: How do you make a pirate stop talking? A: You put them in the brig of an American Censorship.

Man you know what fucking sucks? EVERYTHING ABOUT PATREON'S INTERFACE.

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Ope, my buddy Paully released this thing that I am heavily featured on out today. Maybe all two of the Building Buildings fans out there will like this: treenature.bandcamp.com/album/fieldw...

Of course I pound beers, we dont use the fuckin metric system over here

YOU ARE PERHAPS UNAWARE THAT THIS MAN MANAGED TO BANKRUPT A CASINO. AN ACTUAL MONEY FACTORY.

Building Buildings soon return. cc @cantocomics.bsky.social

Tryna do a wal mart run without making eye contact, how do people do this

GOT A SHIRT OF THIS ONE AT dashare.zone - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

Need Human Art for your book/shirt/band/life in general? I'm open for commissions! Holler: 1.) DM me 2.) email mattblairstone at gmail dot com 3.) mattblairstone.carrd.co Recent client work: @brandenburgdm.bsky.social @shortwavebooks.bsky.social @nwreader.bsky.social @tenebrouspress.bsky.social

don't be afraid of wearing light colored shirts man, it's okay i mean just don't eat hot dogs while laying on your back with the shirt on it'll be fine

Authors:

G H O U L S

Genuinely about to piss in the DC Metro

get me a q of Anabaptist OG

My back hurts!!

I think instead of cancelling the lady writing Red Hood for not being sympathetic for someone who called for the lynching of her people, we should fucking cancel the WSJ journalists that are commiting stochastic terrorism.

Bounce with me

This is such a stupid time to be alive

I think he was signalling that it was ok to steal third

Shouts to my neighbor Terry who just rattled off a long list of people he knows who have died apropos of nothing