Chunky monkey is my favorite ice cream. #fcf

Feeling gross. Give me some attention.

A reminder my birthday is coming up and I need this. 💅

Thank you for the fat cocks and juicy butts - it's making paying attention at work VERY DIFFICULT THO. 🥵

Who knew weaning off SSRIs would give me back my teenage libido and the ability to cum whenever I'd like again? Neato!

*looks out to his bedroom windowsill and sees an arrangement of potted plants, lube, poppers, and a book on queer folklore* "Yup. Looks about right."

Wanna wrestle?

Quote this with your best VPL pic. It's grey sweatpants season y'all. 😘

That Nintendo Direct sure was bananas. 😛

Feral today I guess.

Would you rather receive dick pics or hole pics?

I swear Hotel bathroom pictures just hit different.

“Oh, you had a few hours of alone time? What did you do?” #cigarsocial #sweatypits #softiesaturday #piercedcock #princealbert #stachedaddy

Have a semi too

Happy hump day nerds 🍑

Who wants to suck it?

Morning 🥰

Jerked off (successfully 🎉💦) in the shower for the first time in years. I finally conquered the sensory overload huzzah!

Please, someone come and milk me 🤤💦

Shit, summer is almost over? I need to get to a nude beach stat. To emphasize the importance please note this cute picture of @fixit.bsky.social and I. 😎

rugby girls do it best! 🏉 onlyfans.com/cleomercury

Happy FCF friends 🌭

Day 3 of 12, down.

Keep those hump day posts coming. 🍑

If this happens, I won't be posting anything anymore. So if you care at all, you should be calling your representatives and informing them about the inherent security risks of ID verification and that you are vehemently opposed.

every season is plaid season 🪵

Let's leave the jerking off out of intellectual debate and leave it in the ACTUAL bate culture. 🤌

Help, I've fallen on humpday and can't get up.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Do I buy the jockstrap mini skirt? 🤔 Would be cute ngl.

Someone say #fursday ?

Balls weights because I want my balls tugged: ❌ Ball weights so they stretch and don't tighten up to an uncomfortable degree as I'm cumming: ✅

Bulge on hump day? Say it ain't so.

Motion sensors keep going to sleep in here… lets you & me give them a reason to stay awake.

Took some fire nudes these last few weeks and I wish I could post them here 😩

Got called out for being a tease so here's a treat on this blessed day. 🍆

I really need to be sat on js

Who wants this fuzzy peach?

All I do here is show my puppy butt I'm so sorry. 😔

Happy happy hump day! 🍑

Happy happy hump day! 🍑

On my vapour wave puppy BS.

It's raining!

Beach pup activate. ⛱️🐕

Happy Hump Day!