Oh hi! Thank you @defyingbinaries.bsky.social for the lovely new shots 🥰 had the most comfortable experience.

“And I feel like I might throw up. Left hook, right punch to the gut.” 🎀 #dropdead

It’s this hotties birthday so you have to be nice to him or else. Happy Birthday to my amazing partner! I love you @littlebeaw.bsky.social 🥰

Service-oriented #mcm

How I stab Caesar #sundaycumday

Shinyy #fcf

Home-o-sexual #humpday

Done. But at what cost? #mcm

Finally! #sundaycumday @littlebeaw.bsky.social

Leg day, done. #humpday activities? Still pending. 😈

#mcm ft. my new Burle Marx Flame Monstera that I got for a steal! #plantgay

Mai Kai 🌊 @littlebeaw.bsky.social

Took a sleeping pill last night. It chose this morning to kick in.

Just finished The God of the Woods by Liz Moore. No huge standout passages, and most of the characters are deeply flawed (not in the fun way). The atmosphere absolutely carries it, keeping it unsettling throughout. And that ending? Very “good for them.” #booksky

Light of my life, fire of my loins #humpday

When @littlebeaw.bsky.social helps you take your #fcf picture you breed him after. It’s part of his user agreement.

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Brogress bic 💪

2K wow! ❤️‍🔥 Beyond diary thoughts, cute couple pics, and work related content… what do you actually want to see more of from me going forward? 👀 Tell me what’s good. Ive got some ideas.

Just finished “Margo Has Money Troubles” by Rufi Thorpe and the last passage really got me. 10/10 recommend. #booksky

All milkshakes must be temporarily redirected to my yard on my birthday. Happy Balloon Day to me 🥳

This one’s not as cute as @littlebeaw.bsky.social ‘s yesterday but I did show him how to (safely) pick up the heavy things! *and then put them down

And tomorrow I’m going to show him how to lift 🥹

I’ve always felt like a thing that could be left at any moment. I would cry and scream at the sky believing I was cursed. But, feel like I was born under some lucky star and that’s propelled me forward. 1 year ago I met this guy @littlebeaw.bsky.social and nothing has been the same. ❤️‍🔥

I’m not crying during the gay hockey show YOURE CRYING DURING THE GAY HOCKEY SHOW. #heatedrivalry

2025 can go hump itself. #humpday

Behold, my final fat cock Friday of 2025 aka phallus of the final Friday 2025. #fcf

“How will you enter 2026?” Me:

I mean, she did grow up in a Christmas Tree farm. Happy Christmas to you and yours! So done and holiday-ed out.

I don’t even know, I’m talkin Xmas 🎄

I don’t mean to brag… but both. Sorry ‘bout it.

Last week to “take advantage” 😏🤭

’Tis the damn season! 🎄 For the next two weeks, I’m offering two 90-minute sessions for $360 (about $100 off). Use them anytime, for yourself or as a gift for someone special. 🎁 Book through the link in my bio— looking forward to getting in touch with your body!

About 1 more week left! Don’t forget if you repost I’ll give you $10 off a future session.

About 1 more week left! Don’t forget if you repost I’ll give you $10 off a future session.

’Tis the damn season! 🎄 For the next two weeks, I’m offering two 90-minute sessions for $360 (about $100 off). Use them anytime, for yourself or as a gift for someone special. 🎁 Book through the link in my bio— looking forward to getting in touch with your body!

Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery

@littlebeaw.bsky.social is making a gingerbread house rn. And this squirrel certainly has gotten its nut(s). Jingle them bells bitches.

Fun house mirror? More like dumb house mirror.

Bottoms and tops, we all hate Noah Schnapp 🙂‍↕️

Thankful. For all this ass. #humpday

🫣 #mcm

A little pit, a little tit.

And you call me up again just to break me like a promise So casually cruel in the name of being honest I'm a crumpled up piece of paper lying here 'Cause I remember it all, all, all

I sent this dick pic to @littlebeaw.bsky.social but I’m, like, really good at sharing so here.

What do we think of my new logo? #gaymassage #seattlemassage #gayseattle

Come cozy up with me on my table contact thru my links ❤️‍🔥 #gaymassage #massageseattle #gayseattle #fcf “but only for the attention” 🤭 linktr.ee/halstongray

Awoo! This practitioner is very pup friendly 🐶 esp when there’s such a good boy on my table! Thank you @slateofmind.bsky.social looking forward to getting in touch with your body again. 🐾

Had a friend make this for me! Just a little reminder 😘

Why don’t you come up sometime and see me? linktr.ee/halstongray