Glass might be smaller but bigger where it counts 💪

🎶cheeks pink in the twinklin lights tell me ‘bout the first time you saw me🎶

Siri, play My Humps (Alanis Morissette cover version) #humpday

🎶im flexible, so just tell me what you like. Tantric yoga, baby, namaste🎶

*insert moody caption about Monday’s, the rat race, and the state of the world* Oh, also make it black and white. #mcm

After-breeding #sunday

I might be a little stoney atm but did we just accidentally create a new amazing reaction meme? #tyra

One thing about is… I will take a break from posting. Helps me recenter and remember that my online life isn’t my top priority. 🥰 Anyway, here’s a picture of my cock. #fcf

Spoopy every day of the year with my favorite 🖤 @littlebeaw.bsky.social #mcm

Zach & my mom are wine tasting. And I’m just here like, “mhm 🙂‍↕️ tastes like wine”

“It's like lettin' your best friend sleep in a silk hammock. They're breezy. They don't bind. And they give you just enough swing.” #thursday

Out of bed booty first this am #humpday

Hope that rises, sparkles, and shines with you ✨ #tuesday

My best attempt at a “Rumors” album cover pose from this past weekend. #mcm Feat. @littlebeaw.bsky.social

I'm: ⚪ Straight ⚪ Gay ⚪ Bi 🟢

The Life of a Showgirl

An ass-et #humpday

It’s complicated and stupid got my ass squeezed by sexy Cupid 🎶 #twt

Oh! I almost forgot. In a couple hours we get an announcement!! #ts12

Can-do or can-do-not there is not can-try. #candid #mcm

death or love tonight😈🥰 w/ @halstongray.bsky.social

Trading a night of “salt air and rust on your door” month for a night of MAYHEM. #themayhemball So excited to share this with my love (the true little monster) @littlebeaw.bsky.social 🖤

Why don’t you come up sometime and see me? linktr.ee/halstongray

I missed Tuesday and Wednesday… Hopefully this is enough to keep you fed?

Black, white, and (b)red all over #mcm

A selfie and what I'm reading. 🤓 Just finished, currently reading, and next read. #booksky

Not one thot, not one #scs

salt air… 🌾 #august

#tbt Aug. 2023 📷 @deformphotos.bsky.social Always with the arm up pose 🙂‍↕️

Grumpy today. But suns out… (kinda) #hunpday

A couple dumb homos rasslin’ in their tighty whiteies #twt 🩲 @littlebeaw.bsky.social

I think we might be watching too much #dragrace #mcm

“Meet me at midnight…”💜

Hold on… #fcf

Water “fall” for me? #humpday

✨amen, hey men! #twt

New shower head! Now who’s gonna give me some shower head? 💦

We ❤️ shaft! @littlebeaw.bsky.social

I’m a natural #scs #uncut

In honor of Lady Gaga’s song, show me your best pic where you gave ‘Summerboy’ C. 2013 🌴

Now tell me, was the juice worth the squeeze? #thighs

Humping my favorite hole 🥰 Happy #humpday 😘 @littlebeaw.bsky.social

TRALALA! 🩲 #twt

We sea food at Seafood Fest! #pnw 🐟 @littlebeaw.bsky.social🩷

Sticky.

Labubu. Lobotomy. Lorazepam. Did I do it right?

New chain! ⛓️

All shine, no rise ✨ #fcf

Name a classic album (or 4) that formed your youth. - …Baby One More Time - Metamorphosis - Jagged Little Pill (Acoustic) - Sublime