same bud, same😴

cool cool. ai enablement and usage is now a factor in whether or not we get raises. being told we must prioritize using ai. bullshit.

the sun and wine hittin at the same time

daddy and son beer date❤️🍺

oh you know, in a silly little meeting, doing my silly little job, dying on the inside

pretty homophobic i have to be in the office on the first day of pride month😒 anyway, happy pride! do gay crime!

huck’s first day at the park🥰

went to this website and it was just a picture of you

saturday morning puppy cuddles🥰

all clean and handsome😍 not pictured was how much he hated bath time😑

i’m in love❤️

@halstongray.bsky.social and i are dads!! meet Huck🥰

we love campin’❤️

my dad gifting me this dildo he won at naughty bingo wasn’t what i expected when i visited today…

coworker drinks his soda by taking small, slurping sips. gonna kms🫠

we love darlene mitchell😍

lick the tajín off the rim, then lick my toes happy taco toesday and margarita day!

i love when @halstongray.bsky.social checks on the plants😋

buzzed on a sunday. very much needed.

the only thing keeping me going this morning is the weekly tuesday bagel bar at 9🥲

it’s my birthday🎉 my cake was frosted this morning, now who wants to give me my 33 spankings?? #mcm

dog sitting this 14 year old lady😍😍😍

the need to be bred today has me feral this morning🫠 #sundaycumday

i promise there’s room for puppy cuddles🥹 #humpday

me thinks my (caesar) salad will be tossed again tonight🥗 #sundaycumday

love when i catch a shiny penismon

dropped a bottle of vodka at the store… but got bred afterward. so i’d say it was a good day🤗 #fcf pt. 2

we may not be technically “snowed in” in seattle, but i’m 100% treating it like we are❄️🌨️ #fcf

bred✅ busted a nut✅ a good #sundaycumday indeed

i know you sniffed your screen😏 #fcf

i have plenty to grab on to😏 #twt

i should be napping but there are too many things to do🥲 #mcm

new hat i really love opossums🥹

i forgot what happens after three margaritas

“2026 is the year of the horse” the horse:

impatiently waiting for @halstongray.bsky.social to figure out where he wants to go for brunch😒

time to self on a rainy day means a vodka soda or two in a dimly lit bar

think this can wait the 18 more minutes i have of work? #fcf

show me your uber driver

hiding out in the bathroom stall because I shouldn’t be working on a bank holiday🤗 #mcm

wake up and smell the roses #fcf

🕳️ craving pole #humpday

now i can focus😮‍💨

happiest of birthdays to my handsome, supportive, and loving partner @halstongray.bsky.social 🎉🎂🥳 i love you❤️

can’t, and won’t, say no to a donut

old fashioned #4 says, “hey handsome”

fold in the cheese😭😭

off to spend some time with some loved ones🥰 also, fuck ice🖕🏻 w/ @halstongray.bsky.social

bustin a nut at work for 4k💦💦

release the tighty whities!! #twt