the need to be bred today has me feral this morning🫠 #sundaycumday

i promise there’s room for puppy cuddles🥹 #humpday

me thinks my (caesar) salad will be tossed again tonight🥗 #sundaycumday

love when i catch a shiny penismon

dropped a bottle of vodka at the store… but got bred afterward. so i’d say it was a good day🤗 #fcf pt. 2

we may not be technically “snowed in” in seattle, but i’m 100% treating it like we are❄️🌨️ #fcf

bred✅ busted a nut✅ a good #sundaycumday indeed

i know you sniffed your screen😏 #fcf

i have plenty to grab on to😏 #twt

i should be napping but there are too many things to do🥲 #mcm

new hat i really love opossums🥹

i forgot what happens after three margaritas

“2026 is the year of the horse” the horse:

impatiently waiting for @halstongray.bsky.social to figure out where he wants to go for brunch😒

time to self on a rainy day means a vodka soda or two in a dimly lit bar

think this can wait the 18 more minutes i have of work? #fcf

show me your uber driver

hiding out in the bathroom stall because I shouldn’t be working on a bank holiday🤗 #mcm

wake up and smell the roses #fcf

🕳️ craving pole #humpday

now i can focus😮‍💨

happiest of birthdays to my handsome, supportive, and loving partner @halstongray.bsky.social 🎉🎂🥳 i love you❤️

can’t, and won’t, say no to a donut

old fashioned #4 says, “hey handsome”

fold in the cheese😭😭

off to spend some time with some loved ones🥰 also, fuck ice🖕🏻 w/ @halstongray.bsky.social

bustin a nut at work for 4k💦💦

release the tighty whities!! #twt

am i a good boy? the jury’s still out.

switch, socks, and soft cock. a perfect saturday. #scs

sprung a little leak #fcf

on the clock wishing i was on the cock #humpday

oh, look! new sweaty gym bro just dropped

too hard to write my silly little emails #mcm

you think adding benefiber to vodka would help my digestive issues??

look, ma! i’m part of the pack!! awrooo!! @seapah.bsky.social

back in the office, save me #mcm

new pup hood🥹 who wants to take pup piddles out to play??🐾 awrooo!!

alright, heated rivalry got me gals

we typically have a view of the space needle from the apartment but the fog is so bad it looks straight up like bombs going off in the city… happy new year, i guess!🤷🏻 love you all😘

oye, its foggy

nye urinal pic🫶🏻

the only good thing to come out of 2025 was @halstongray.bsky.social❤️ he was also the only good thing to come into me😏 here’s to more humps and good things in 2026🥰 #humpday

day buzz just cuz😛

well, this explains a lot

ketchup is yucky anyway🤢 bbq sauce is the only logical option

putting the “i” in dick #fcf

mary’s chrysler to you and yours🎄 w/ @halstongray.bsky.social

enjoying the little bit of sunshine we’re gonna get today🌞 #mcm

if all i said in a teams meeting was “good morning,” “nope,” and “thank you, bye,” it should’ve been an email😒