This one’s not as cute as @littlebeaw.bsky.social ‘s yesterday but I did show him how to (safely) pick up the heavy things! *and then put them down

And tomorrow I’m going to show him how to lift 🥹

I’ve always felt like a thing that could be left at any moment. I would cry and scream at the sky believing I was cursed. But, feel like I was born under some lucky star and that’s propelled me forward. 1 year ago I met this guy @littlebeaw.bsky.social and nothing has been the same. ❤️‍🔥

I’m not crying during the gay hockey show YOURE CRYING DURING THE GAY HOCKEY SHOW. #heatedrivalry

2025 can go hump itself. #humpday

Behold, my final fat cock Friday of 2025 aka phallus of the final Friday 2025. #fcf

“How will you enter 2026?” Me:

I mean, she did grow up in a Christmas Tree farm. Happy Christmas to you and yours! So done and holiday-ed out.

I don’t even know, I’m talkin Xmas 🎄

I don’t mean to brag… but both. Sorry ‘bout it.

Last week to “take advantage” 😏🤭

’Tis the damn season! 🎄 For the next two weeks, I’m offering two 90-minute sessions for $360 (about $100 off). Use them anytime, for yourself or as a gift for someone special. 🎁 Book through the link in my bio— looking forward to getting in touch with your body!

About 1 more week left! Don’t forget if you repost I’ll give you $10 off a future session.

About 1 more week left! Don’t forget if you repost I’ll give you $10 off a future session.

’Tis the damn season! 🎄 For the next two weeks, I’m offering two 90-minute sessions for $360 (about $100 off). Use them anytime, for yourself or as a gift for someone special. 🎁 Book through the link in my bio— looking forward to getting in touch with your body!

Without downloading any new pics, describe your vibe for today using an image from your gallery

@littlebeaw.bsky.social is making a gingerbread house rn. And this squirrel certainly has gotten its nut(s). Jingle them bells bitches.

Fun house mirror? More like dumb house mirror.

Bottoms and tops, we all hate Noah Schnapp 🙂‍↕️

Thankful. For all this ass. #humpday

🫣 #mcm

A little pit, a little tit.

And you call me up again just to break me like a promise So casually cruel in the name of being honest I'm a crumpled up piece of paper lying here 'Cause I remember it all, all, all

I sent this dick pic to @littlebeaw.bsky.social but I’m, like, really good at sharing so here.

What do we think of my new logo? #gaymassage #seattlemassage #gayseattle

Come cozy up with me on my table contact thru my links ❤️‍🔥 #gaymassage #massageseattle #gayseattle #fcf “but only for the attention” 🤭 linktr.ee/halstongray

Awoo! This practitioner is very pup friendly 🐶 esp when there’s such a good boy on my table! Thank you @slateofmind.bsky.social looking forward to getting in touch with your body again. 🐾

Had a friend make this for me! Just a little reminder 😘

Why don’t you come up sometime and see me? linktr.ee/halstongray

In Seattle and in need of some extraordinary touch? Want me to get in touch with your body? Reach out! Let me take care of what you need 🥰 rentmasseur.com/HalstonGray

The face / the scent

Oh look! Trick and treat!! 🎃

“you give it different meaning cause you say it when you talk” ❤️‍🔥

Sequins are forever ❤️‍🔥 #ts12 #tloas

God brought me a best friend who I think is hot ❤️‍🔥 @littlebeaw.bsky.social #tloas

#TLOAS #TS12 🧡🩵

Glass might be smaller but bigger where it counts 💪

🎶cheeks pink in the twinklin lights tell me ‘bout the first time you saw me🎶

Siri, play My Humps (Alanis Morissette cover version) #humpday

🎶im flexible, so just tell me what you like. Tantric yoga, baby, namaste🎶

*insert moody caption about Monday’s, the rat race, and the state of the world* Oh, also make it black and white. #mcm

After-breeding #sunday

I might be a little stoney atm but did we just accidentally create a new amazing reaction meme? #tyra

One thing about is… I will take a break from posting. Helps me recenter and remember that my online life isn’t my top priority. 🥰 Anyway, here’s a picture of my cock. #fcf

Spoopy every day of the year with my favorite 🖤 @littlebeaw.bsky.social #mcm

Zach & my mom are wine tasting. And I’m just here like, “mhm 🙂‍↕️ tastes like wine”

“It's like lettin' your best friend sleep in a silk hammock. They're breezy. They don't bind. And they give you just enough swing.” #thursday

Out of bed booty first this am #humpday

Hope that rises, sparkles, and shines with you ✨ #tuesday