The type of surveys I leave. lol

So what done happened in the college basketball world?! Everyone is mad at this man from Connecticut!

Glitter squad!!!!

I suck dick for MY pleasure. Does that make me a munch? 🤔

This

it’s not surprising exactly but it is still shocking just how fast we’ve moved from “woke was excessive” framing to open and explicit white male supremacy

Post something random, or you’ll have an AWFUL April.

Sterling K. Brown on why so many new seasons of TV consist of only 8-10 episodes 📺

I miss when the final challenge was a music video on drag race. But I know Momma Ru ain’t trying to pay for all of that.

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Reminds me of the last good clubbing era. A Cali staple. music.apple.com/us/album/2am...

I realized I gotta stop waiting on the weekends to do shit. So I been doing stuff thought this week and you know what…I’m not mad at it. Them after work happy hours be hitting. Get you a margarita and a few tacos with homos and I’m home before 7:30. Love it.

may this define her for the rest of her life. she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired. girl, bye.

This the type of shit I turn into a complete slut for… bust it in my mouth PLS 🤤

One day, we're gonna need to circle back to the conversation of exploiting children (of all ages) for online content

I just put my foot up in this chicken salad. It’s gonna be even better tomorrow once the flavors marinate overnight.

A few thoughts ahead of the President’s speech tonight.

Megan Thee Stallion is recovering and was discharged from the hospital after “extreme exhaustion, dehydration” and more She is expected to return to “Moulin Rouge! The Musical” on Thursday

*thinking about the Noem family*

White people are DERANGED 🤣🤣

When you're in heat and he hits that spot 🥵

NO FUNDING FOR ICE! 🙌🏽 See what happens when y'all actually stand on business, Dems? 😒

lemme brighten y'alls day with some solange :)

Why yall be asking your white spouses to jump the broom with yall at your weddings I don't like that

just a taste of this was enough to bring hope back into my life— i want this kind of knowing for everyone

There is this FINE ass man sitting behind me at the Cheesecake Factory. Hello sirrrrrrrrrrr.

It’s giving Jimbo realness.

HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT A SIN IDC.

Craving attention 🥵

Olandria Carthen glows ✨ for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit.

Them nipples are not in the same time zone.

45 didn’t even get me to half a tank… So who is gonna do what needs to be done? Somebody take one for the team.

I feel it’s really weird seeing this uptick in content kinda bashing Onya as a winner. Her goal was to win the show. She isn’t obligated to tap dance for the fans after that. There isn’t nearly as much critique of Willow, Sasha Velour, or Aquaria’s reigns. Outside of race, I need another answer.

It’ll get better, Big Dawg. I know you miss what it was, but it’s clear what was, wasn’t true. Just gotta accept it and take it day by day.

Half & Half

I hate that I’m still crying over this nigga. Especially since I know he doesn’t care that he hurt me. Healing takes time, but fuck man. This pain runs deep and I’m trying not to internalize the shit my brain is making me feel.

A time was had in Marvel Rivals tonight. That break for a few months did me some good cuz I’m a monster now. Lol

This is nuts. The only reason to do this is the cruelty and the racism. It will actively harm the U.S. economy. We're not talking about undocumented migrant workers here. These are legal PERMANENT residents.

The law applies a 9.9% income tax on income over $1 million.

The Bolt! It was truly my initiation into this gay shit. I ain’t been in over a year. Time for me to change that.

If Kamala was president. The biggest story would probably be these floods in Hawaii. Shit is crazy. I’m excluding the Epstein files, of course.

Niggas wit Big Dick’s love a “it’s not even that big fr” 😒😒 SIR PLEASE! It ain’t goin in here! 😂🙂‍↔️

Somebody add me to the "AI hater" and "AI slur user" list. Right now.

SpongeBob was the precursor to meme culture and I will not be elaborating further.

that weekend was .5 seconds long🫩

This is the time when “cancel culture” needs to kick in high gear, just the same way y’all did Chrisette Michelle.

all our faves going out sad for a lil piece of change, smh. capitalism really is a scourge.

Turning New Balances into Old Unstables. So? So, hang em up. Pull your eyebrows down.