And in that order

It's mine, it just hasn't happened yet. I have faith.

So everyone had a case of to TerribleTuesday *Cleanse This Shit, Cleanse This Shit*

Lil mama said, “I know you lyin to me.” 🤣

- I loved every single second of this.

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This white woman just tried to be annoying and interrupt my convo. I told her, “it’s about to be 104 outside today. Do you wanna feel that in here?” Momma walked away so fast.

The feds trying to figure out who allowed shit in the veggies and fruits:

Everybody saying they need to have the shit virus cause they’re constantly constipated. I’m begging everybody to stop protein maxing and start fiber maxing now. EVERYBODY GET MORE FIBER FOCUSED DIETS NOW.

This pancake is doing things to me. I need it.

I just want a chicken Caesar salad!! 🥗 But I’ont want the boo boo blowout!! 😩

Ok…I take back what I said lol. Momma might be telling the truth.

I know I’m extra or whatever lol

Yup #wnba

These middle of the road Dems aren't doing it for me at all. Mamdani me please and thank you! Bc now that I know it's possible I don't wanna hear any excuses!

So, let's talk about Lindsey Graham's now open senate seat. South Carolina has elected only 2 men to this U.S. Senate seat since 1954. Over 70 years. Let that sink in for a minute. Before... Disneyland (1955) The Interstate Highway System (1956) The Beatles (1960) Barbie (1959) ZIP codes (1963)

Something about a big ol 6ft+ bottom riding dick that just does it for me. Like you could be playing basketball right now, but you're riding me instead. I appreciate that.

Okay, let me show y’all how to JU-BIL-EE!

Whew…this bbq was A LOT. I can’t believe I would eat more than one plate back in the day. Lol

Me to my meat a few minutes ago

Drop something TOOTHY 😁🖤🦷

This exactly what my mother used to do before she sent me to school in them social misfit tennis shoes

CDC stopped monitoring parasite now causing explosive diarrhea across the country

my domain expansion would be called Plush Dungeon and it’s just warm pussy.

💥 Action: 7/10 ↕️ Platform: 4/10 🎯 Shooter: 7/10 👊 Fighting: 4/10 🧟 Survival horror: 3/10 🎶 Rhythm: 1/10 🧩 Puzzle: 5/10 🧙 RPG: 9/10 🏗️ Simulation: 0/10 🌍 Strategy: 9/10 ⚽ Sports: 1/10 🌐 MMO: 10/10

I’m so glad they brought Pressure over to Baddies. She brings the comedy that the series is lacking. The other girls just aren’t organic, babe.

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It’s that colored girl, Tanja.

Yall gotta learn to just mindlessly scroll like I do. I can probably count on one hand since I first got in the internet how many times I was driven to the point to actually leave out of anger or whatever lol. I just treat folks like NPC chat bubbles and keep it moving lol

Well that dont look good. We finna have another dust bowl

The reason they kept A’keria and didn’t do the tie thing with Morgan makes sense now. They’re hoped having A’keria and Silky together with their beef would recreate a Sharon/Phi Phi or Alyssa/Coco moment.

May everyone’s skyline be blessed with compliments and cakes 🍑✨

No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. 🖤

honestly rate yourself looks: 6/10 creativity: 10/10 humor: 10/10 mental health: 6/10 empathy: 10/10 patience: 4/10 social skills: 8/10 memory: 6/10

BREAKING: A federal court permanently blocked Governor DeSantis’ classroom censorship law, the "Stop WOKE Act," from taking effect. The law would've restricted students and educators in Florida from discussing things like race and gender in higher ed classrooms.

It’s Tuesday and I have no tacos or titties

A Storm buff?! And healing rain?! Oh baby!

Cheating on your partner is still so wild to me. You know you don’t have to be with that nigga, right? Lmao

I hate when people offer to do something ON THEIR OWN ACCORD & don’t follow through. You could’ve stayed silent! I didn’t ask! I wasn’t expecting anything from you! Now I’m feeling like I can’t trust you when you talk. Getting my hopes up to disappoint me — when silence was an option — for what?

The way Quinta said “Keke…” at that table for mentioning 2 girls, 1 cup in front of all them white ppl is the exact way my friends react to me when I’m high.

May the individuals involved or knowledgeable of who murdered them and are not assisting in justice being brought to these families know not one bit of peace.

I’ve come around to my thoughts on open relationships, or just relationships in general. You’re better off coming up with a mutually agreed upon contract instead of trying to fit a standard archetype. Thoughts aren’t the same as application thought. So we shall see how this goes.

The way I feel about subskeets, if you don’t @ me, you ain’t talking to me 🤷🏽‍♂️ Stop subskeeting and say that shit with your chest.

If you need a laptop, buy it now. This chip and resource shortage about to do some numbers to consumer and business pockets.