If you text someone to ask how they’re feeling as a way of initiating conversation and the question is answered but isn’t asked in return, do you continue the conversation…? Or is the response answer enough-read and received?

No one: Absolutely No one: Me: TANYA NICOOOOOOLE!! I LOVE YOUR MOLE…

Janelle Monae “BaBopBye Ya”

The churches need to give lessons to the Meemaws about how to detect AI…I’m ’bout tired of seeing Meemaw excited to see a 2026 Tyler Perry production of For Colored Girls

#Folsom Folsomed (yet again).

Today beat me…in front of everybody.

How yall be postin pictures so fast?! I’m still gathering my thoughts from Folsom

Not “There Is A Balm in Gilead” playin at my airport gate…this ain’t the song to sing aloud in this place 😂

Is Karamo wearin a harness on his talk show… I mean it’s nice… AND HOW AM I UP?! It’s 5am back home!! Gently turn me loose, Folsom… 🫠

Not sure if I’m wearing sneakers or boots to #Folsom today 🥴

“Lequettia Lumpkins and her homegirl Key LoLo in the hizzzouse!!”

My job requires 2 step verification for everything…but they send a text which means I easily get distracted once I get my verification code. That’s why I’m here now. 🤷🏾‍♂️

I need things to listen to on my plane ride, so I haven’t listened to @thisistheread.com in a while…I need to get caught up on the Cardi/Crissle hoopla

#TBT Folsom ‘23 & ‘24 Excited about ‘25!

MUSS BE LUV ON THA…BRAY-HEEEEEEEEEN!!

At one point, me and my internet crush broke up…but we back together…he just don’t know it…it’s getting pretty serious… And their visuals 🤌🏾…let’s see if we get videos…

The challenge with Folsom weekend is I’m not a fan of my titties being out in transport 😂 But when I get to my destination, my titties be out 🤭 and now I gotta shirt to nurse 😩

It’s not their countries that are going to hell…

The Orphey Jean cliffhanger/transition music gets on my nerves 😂😑 #BeyondTheGates

“We saw what y’all are doing to Target…that mass cancellation of subscriptions had us shook…we’ll find a more subtle way to piss y’all off…”

I still be eatin burnt toast.

Okay, Bodega Baddie…

I don’t think I ever knew or paid attention to what Matthew McConaughey sounded like…but I don’t like it

I just want a shipping number, Nasty Pig 😩

Toothpaste tubes are hella small now.

I have an 11 minute software update on my laptop…and IT is sitting with me in silence while it downloads 🫠🫠

I love this…things I wish I had in my grad school process 🫶🏿📚

“He wrote, ‘Lawd, Mama’s Tired’…and he also wrote ‘Mama, The Lawd’s Tired, Too”

“Gun deaths are unfortunately worth it for the second amendment…” -Charlie Kirk 💅🏿

My updated Lego wall* *The yellow Keith Haring piece is a bit too tall for the shelf…my inner engineer is working on lowering the height

What am I doing this damn early on a Saturday morning when I could be sleeping in…? Reading about Surströmming.

When your air fryer and stove top food finish at the same time… Alignment.

Magic Johnson (what a load of words 🤭)

A hint for my future spouse: you wanna instantly boost my mood - even if I’m pissed at you? Play Funkin’ for Jamaica.

This rug look like it’s got boo boo streaks all up and thru

Cory Booker got engaged. Mkay.

My brain had a hard time processing why these kinda taste like bologna, but it’s crunchy…

EDIT. FOUR! THREE! TWO! ONE! CHICKA-AHHHHH…

Just until I wake up 🤭

I be tempted to post a “will delete later”…but I be sleepy…and I got adhd 🫠

I’ve been down to the bar, so I’m out the loop…what is everyone up in arms about (aside from the dumpster fire that is America?)

We still ain’t got the option to make our pages private…?

I just heard Sylvester in a Starbucks ad. 🫤

They made me work for my job title today

Every year since Katrina, I always memorialize that event with my students the first week of classes…and it’s never easy to discuss…

I forget I have the free will to watch the entirety of Michael Jackson’s Thriller whenever I want….I’m of the generation that could only watch it on MTV on special occasions 👴🏾

I’m so glad I went and touched grass this weekend. 🏕️

IMA WHIRL WHIDE WHOAMUN!! DOBOH YEW DOBOH YEW DOBOH YEW!!

I know that picture would do numbers…😏