Me at work this week:

I feel like this every time June talks…in every scene #BeyondTheGates

I get on here and yall bein freak hoochies…and I’m amazed at it…and grateful for it…

Not me tipsy on a Tuesdee… 🤭

Kim & Cookie- OutKast Judge Juniqua- Redman Where are my panties- OutKast Keynote Speaker- Talib Kweli Thought @ Work- The Roots

If you see this post, do it too!! ⭐️ (quote reposts only) Pronouns: he/him Height: 5’ 9.5” (please respect my .5) Shoe: 10.5-11 Zodiac: Aries Smoke: huh? Tattoos: 10 Piercings: 1 Fave drinks: water, tequila, tea, most anything citrusy

My phone has been sitting on the charger for the past 30 minutes and I’m still at 32% 🫠🥴

#TBT Folsom ‘25 @kyriacos2u.bsky.social @thee-deviant.bsky.social @thiccspeedoguy.bsky.social @rone9.bsky.social @tonyvegaxxx.bsky.social

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I still gotta work two more days, but the mental energy I have to pay sharply decreases after Wednesdays…I can take my professor hat off 🙂‍↕️

I need a winter holiday gift idea for my office staff (I actually like them 🤭)…I wanna get something practical that they can either use at home or the office, or something disposable

When it snows outside, you stay inside and put on just a pair of boots… 😏🤭

Nice! I’m a member at Church of the Living Room!

“And then I want 80 pieces of chicken…”

Me on this #BeyondTheGates mini binge:

Hi.

👈🏾’Round tha way filet.

I hate that Charlemagne is even considered an option for any…thing, really

It’s only 7pm. I was ‘bout ready to turn in for the night 🫠

Taraji did Janet’s whole life for Halloween 😂

How I’ve used my extra hour so far:

Lloyd Banks rapped, “I can make a 40 year old woman feel like a young lady” and that stopped my 40 year old ass dead in my tracks. ‘Cause whatchu mean ‘feel’ young?!

Halloween ‘25: Queen Latifah and a Lumberjack walk into a bar…🎃

I love us. Meet me at the intersection of STEM and Blackness 😂🤭

POP THAT PUSSEH FUH YUH MAN POP THAT PUSSEH FUH YUH MAN POP THAT PUSSEH FUH YUH MAN, BITCH

Yesterday my office was a greenhouse…my job takes me on tour around campus…who knows where I’ll end up next 🪴🌱🌿

When I tell you I woke up FERAL… 🥵

I forgot Richard Lawson was in The Poltergeist…”THERE GO TINA EX-HUSBAND!!”

Wild to hear, “New job opportunities- for humans!” on the news 🫠🙃

In a rare mood to take pics out the shower and…well, it’s pretty 😏🤭

Happy Fall, y’all 🍁🍂🎃

Smitty ain’t got no people to show up to the wedding? And we just out here memorizing Martin and Maya quotes?! #BeyondTheGates

I’m mad Naomi didn’t pull that Marshall’s tag off Bill’s frame #BeyondTheGates

This code switch up, Hayley…but let’s see where this goes… #BeyondTheGates

I’m still perplexed as to why God saw fit to place the Pointer Sister’s “Automatic” on my heart to sing first thing this morning…don’t get me wrong- it’s a bop…but..

Repost with your favorite Halloween costume All of mine are favorites lol Stevie Wonder, a little bear, Winnie the Pooh, and Pleasure Principle Janet Jackson

Wow. My goodness…

I tried to get a pic of the house…mind you, the school’s sign is about 30 feet to the left of the house 🥴

A house in my neighborhood, which, as a best description- a trap house- decided to put a HUGE “I smell children” sign outside their door for Halloween…feet from the school’s front door

That Pillsbury Grands! commercial featured burnt biscuits…and they looked tough…but they of all people should know how to present a piece of baked canned dough

I hate that I heard it in passing, and I can’t get, “WHERE DA FUCK DA FUNK-SHUUNNNNNNNN?!” out my head today 🫠

I know I’m late, but you wanna know how I know Doug McBride had money…? They had nobody patrolling those obituary progrums..and they were in color!! #BeyondTheGates

Happy Homecoming 💚🤍

My only dilemma for this year’s Halloween costume is what hair to use lol

If you text someone to ask how they’re feeling as a way of initiating conversation and the question is answered but isn’t asked in return, do you continue the conversation…? Or is the response answer enough-read and received?

No one: Absolutely No one: Me: TANYA NICOOOOOOLE!! I LOVE YOUR MOLE…

Janelle Monae “BaBopBye Ya”

The churches need to give lessons to the Meemaws about how to detect AI…I’m ’bout tired of seeing Meemaw excited to see a 2026 Tyler Perry production of For Colored Girls

#Folsom Folsomed (yet again).