Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.

Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk

Got fired from my job for saying that Samantha on Bewitched didn’t really wiggle her nose, she was just kind of twitching her mouth back and forth.

Just thinking about how the right made up an entirely fictional left wing character that resulted in so many bomb threats and the like and nobody will face consequences. But people on the left who accurately clocked the victim’s life work lost jobs.

Fed Governor Cook declared her Atlanta property as “vacation home,” documents show: “Cook’s declarations on loan, job-vetting forms appear to undercut fraud claims.” Via Reuters

When a right-wing man murdered Democratic lawmakers in Minnesota, progressives asked MAGA to tone down the rhetoric to prevent more violence. Within hours of Kirk’s murder, motive still unknown, the right is demanding that the government wage a campaign of violence against their enemies.

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city. This is not a joke. This is not normal. Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

John Malone's attacks on CNN underscore yet again that the MAGA audience cannot be won over by truth-telling news organizations, no matter how much they bend over backwards to please them. Here's what I wrote in @status.news: www.status.news/p/john-malon...

My dream podcast triumvirate: @crampell.bsky.social, @jvl.bsky.social, and @marcmaron.bsky.social

Full resignation letter from Demetre C. Daskalakis, a CDC leader, does not hold back. "The recent shooting at CDC is not why I am resigning. My grandfather, who I am named after, stood up to fascist forces in Greece and lost his life doing so. I am resigning to make him and his legacy proud."

Kamala Harris at her closing campaign rally: "Donald Trump intends to use the United States Military against American citizens who simply disagree with him."

Today I was notified that because Republicans, my health insurance is expected to increase by $285 every month starting in January.

Powell called out Trump for making stuff up to smear him "I'm not aware of that, Mr President. I haven't heard that from anybody at the Fed. You just added in a third building is what that is. No, it was built five years ago. We finished it five years ago. It's not new."

Absolutely surreal to watch White House reporters ask Leavitt questions about tariffs moments after she and Gabbard used this briefing to baselessly accuse Obama of crimes punishable by death. We’re a sick joke of a country.

RIP Ozzy

not to be the flyspeck nyt copy as if it's the most important thing guy, but seriously wtf is this?

it’s depressing to think about all of the people who will suffer and die from his policies but it’s just embarrassing to be governed by the trashiest, dumbest losers on earth

The name "Alligator Alcatraz" reminds us that America is currently run by adults who are like malicious, giggling children using magnifying glasses to burn ants.

@carlquintanilla.bsky.social can you bring this up at the next company all-hands?

Donald Trump is NOT our king — and on June 14th, it's up to us to prove it.

Breaking:   WASHINGTON (AP) - Health secretary removes every member of scientific committee that advises the CDC on how vaccines should be used.

Tell me again about why I should care about the age of the _previous_ President?!

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social. National Guard #LosAngeles #Trump

They’re not behaving as if they’re in a four-year term. They’re behaving as if they’re in an everlasting dictatorship. Are we all clear on this?

@podsaveamerica.crooked.com makes me laugh (in a wtf kinda way): every episode they preach about democratic party messaging, with all the assumed expertise you could ever imagine. Then they spend nearly an entire episode giving their buddy Jake Tapper the floor to detract from all the real horrors.

I really hate the idea that backlash is a sign of doing something right. Sometimes going against the herd mentality is brave and good. Other times it's just being wrong and everyone is trying to tell you so. Online response is not a reliable metric either way

Yes, you did vote to deport moms.

If only today’s political journalism headlines had the truthful bite that this article about freakin’ cheese has! www.delish.com/kitchen-tool...

Just a heads-up: it’s not just Medicaid, and it’s not just Medicare: www.nbcnewyork.com/news/busines...

@carlquintanilla.bsky.social Please explain to Sara Eisen that the ECUs, console screen, and similar components that go into Tesla cars are not made in the US, and Apple devices are more akin to those components than a car. And Tesla is a tiny, shrinking business in comparison to Apple.

Futures are showing that, despite what the current Treasury Secretary says, people do care that the USA credit has been downgraded. And they care a lot.

If the 2024 Harris campaign made one mistake, it was assuming that the American people were up to the task of supporting their own democracy in the simplest and least effortful manner. They were not, and a government by the people is exactly what we have now, disastrous though it is.

The world is fully upside down. Liberals are loving the Pope. Republicans want to limit free trade and raise taxes. What a time.

Dear people of Bluesky, Wealthy people owning technology companies does not make technology inherently evil. Complaining about technology while simultaneously demonstrating that you don’t understand it is not a good look, nor is it particularly useful. Be better.

Many hands make a tall horse. Many photons make light work. ☝️ Clever malaphoric punnery I hadn't heard before, courtesy of @orm-irian.bsky.social.

Can we please get some blue checks for @crampell.bsky.social, @steveliesman.bsky.social, @kairyssdal.bsky.social, and @carlquintanilla.bsky.social

I’ve never seen a tweet that more effectively communicates how we got to this current situation

Right now, domestic and foreign investors are essentially selling America. They are selling its bonds, stocks and currency, and the outlook for all 3. They are perhaps also selling the leadership. Tariffs and Trump create new equilibria for US assets and markets now saythey're at a lower level.

I don’t want to brag, but it is funny how almost all of the CNBC talking heads that seemed to me, shall we say “odd”, before, are now saying the dumbest shit ever. Brian Sullivan saying massive losses caused by one idiot is ok, ‘cause S&P did well last year?!?!

Watching @steveliesman.bsky.social try and take seriously Kelly Evan’s idiotic explanation that Americans “over-consume”, and that that is some kind of excuse for pure zero trade deficit was my pain moment of the day

Folks, please understand: if there was a single forecast that showed higher gdp because of the tariffs, I’d put it out. But there isn’t one. Not even from the White House.

This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.

The circuit breakers are based on the S&P 500. 7% off for the day, 15-minute break 13% off, another 15-minute break 20% off, markets close www.nasdaq.com/articles/mar...

Serious question: are there any positive qualities about this Trump administration? By my math, we’re now poorer, sicker, dumber, less safe (from dangers both foreign and domestic), and less moral. Is there anything that has improved?