NY Times is fascist garbage.

Hard to believe they’re talking about the same event.

- Spent the day offline - opened bluesky - "MUPPET GIVES COMMENCEMENT SPEECH" - "CHINESE WOMEN HAVE SMALL FINGERS" - closes bluesky

love that the diet section of "eastern gray squirrel" has this extensive image gallery

They already fascinated the fools. Now they're coming for the intellectuals.

HARVARD PROF David Armitage: “We’re being made an example of by Trump — authoritarians across the world go for the universities first, because they’re set up for freedom of thought and provide critical opposition.”

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#BlueCrew #BlueCircleFamily🌈🦋 #BluePetPatrol💙🐾 #ProudBlue #Thisiswhywefight #Resistance #Resist #TruthWarriors #Don'tOBEY-InAdvance #StrongerTogether #antitrump #antimaga #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice #ImpeachTrumpNOW

A lot of mediocre white guys seem to think they can still coast to the top on unearned privilege and get really upset at any pushback. AOC and Crockett each do the work of a 10 guys like Fetterman and deep down he knows it.

We have a president who virtually never thinks rationally, logically, or even in sequential steps. Nor can he fully comprehend causes and effects. His base of knowledge on virtually all subjects relating to governance and economics and world affairs is minimal. (1/2)

“Life is short. And there are much more pressing–and actually interesting–questions than ‘Are you less human than me?’” — Ta-Nehisi Coates

The Ethicist | We pretended to be foreign to game our son's way into Harvard. How do we reveal that we're American so he can stay enrolled?

“I will end that war in 24 hours. I’ll stop all those lives from being lost. There will be no more bombing of Ukraine and everyone will be happy. It wouldn’t even be tough because I know just what to say to each of them. It may not even take 24 hours.”

This.

elon was never cool. he paid people to say he was cool.

Its not for the general population. We still get to roll coal. Those AI data center companies want their own power plants. So small nuclear reactors basically for them, but us regular folk can't use solar power to disconnect from the grid and be self sufficient because capitalism......

There are reasons...

So the courts keep saying the Administration violated orders, but there is no accountability. As we enter Memorial Day weekend and recognize all those who died protecting our Country and Constitution— it is all of our duty to #Resist this authoritarian regime. Please share what you will do.

Say N word to a 5 year old get 700k, get cancer and die

Harvard's Sidechat. Who agrees?

"In a historic instance of overcorrection, he approached this mission with the fervor of a man meticulously organizing his sock drawer while the house burned down." Serious Merrick, you were worse than useless.

Stephen Miller will be the first one up against the wall after the revolution

Just a reminder that futures trading is illegal if it involves onions or motion pictures uscode.house.gov/view.xhtml?r...

If you haven't already done so, unfollow this fucking clown! @jaketapper.bsky.social

Why are accepting this? Secret police?

Can Harvard just start revoking degrees from anyone in the Trump administration?

finally doing that thing you didn't want to do because now you have something you want to do even less

I am so tired of the fundraising emails. I used to just delete them, now I'm unsubscribing. They aren't stopping the dismantling of the government, they're just preserving their jobs so they can die in office.

Booker just destroyed the rest of his political career.

ChatGPT weighs in: America still calls itself a democracy. Reality disagrees.

Don’t ever tell us a woman is too emotional for this job. Look at this orange buffoon crashing out on live TV.

Most of my friends think I'm wasting my time and, I probably am. But I had to try. Here is an open letter, and an honest plea, to Clarence Thomas, in hopes that he might do the right thing this decision season. He hates me as much as I hate him. But I had to try.

I love how Elon thinks he looks so butch in his Forever 21 bomber jacket.

Hawley uses his questioning time to beg Noem to do something about storms in St. Louis: "We are desperate for assistance in Missouri."

JFC talking to Noem is like talking to a robot vacuum cleaner. It keeps going even when it’s stuck in a corner. Can’t wait for Congress to DO something instead of trying to talk to her like she’s human🙄

We are being killed by the dumbest people on the planet.

I think his final strip is its own masterclass in how to close out a beloved series too.

Companies to boycott that supported Chuck Koch's Project 2025:

Because why not?