Jesus f*cking Christ!

Ouch

Read this. Period. That's the post.

1000 times this!

Pretty ballsy statement coming from the prime minister of a country near the bottom of the list providing for its own defense.

At this time of this post, it is 3 hours until MLK Day. What horrific texts will the president post overnight to "honor" it?

If you buy your significant other a wall charger, juice glass, or a pair of scissors for Valentine's day; you deserve whatever she does with those scissors.... ✂️

Jojo FTW!

Important stuff

Leo clap... www.facebook.com/share/r/1Bf6...

Calling for fair trials and fair hangings is aspirational, not threatening!

Hey South Florida. This you, Bro?

Everyone is freaking out about Trump putting the moves on Greenland, but it isn't the first time the US has bought land from the Danes. In fact, Denmark acquired their part of the Virgin Islands centuries before they acquired their part of Greenland! www.doi.gov/oia/islands/...

*SNARF!!!*

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Cruelty is the point.

He can invoke it, but then he has to justify it in court.

I have said FOR YEARS (check my feed) that his end game is a blanket pardon from President Vance against federal charges, and a one way flight to Qatar with his ill-gotten wealth to avoid state charges.

Too many Hispanic men and white women voted themselves right into the arms of the people who would enslave them...

We are literally living the preamble of every 1980s dystopian movie. Even the monkeys are on the loose!!!

100% agreed! Right up until you want to use women's restrooms and be in women's sports. At that point, we need to have a conversation about it because you are no longer the only stakeholder.

Mark my words. He isn't building a ball room. He's building a throne room...

Play dumb games. Win dumb prizes....

Maybe Arnoldo should ask his dad why this happened instead. www.brookings.edu/articles/a-d...

"It's 10 o'clock. Do you know where your kids are?"

This sounds apocryphal. Subordinates don't staunch criticisms of the boss, especially if those subordinates are reporters. On the gripping hand, she is from MAGA World, she may be confusing "reporters" with "talking heads."

It's an older meme, but it still checks out.

*SNARF!!*

He's here.

The Faculty Senate at UVa is going to tear him a new one.

It refers to itself in the 3rd person on a regular basis. Was this behavior really that surprising?...

This is why facemasks must become illegal. This sort of depraved behavior has no place in policing and law enforcement.

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The first government building in the Iranian capital of Tehran is on fire.

The hits keep on coming for Putin. As long as TACO doesn't force an early end to the war, Russia will be the one suing for peace.

Give the island to Canada, just to piss off Trump and his people.

What did he write, and was it consistent with the school's HR policies and values, or should he have known better?

Yep, and the House vote on requiring passports as proof of name change is also meaningless.

There it is. And, FTR, he only cares about the Nobel because Obama has one.

We all told them.

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I was pointing this out to my partner this morning. Rubio blinks every time he hears Trump lie about anything he knows to be false.

If Maduro gets convicted on all 11 counts. He will still have 26 FEWER felony convictions than Donald Trump.

They literally put up curtains in the Mar A Lago ballroom to pretend like they were in some sort of situation room. Those ugly chairs are in all the Mar A Lago photos. Here they are at Orange Julius's Great Gatsby party.

This isn't scare mongering or hypothetical. Chinese manufacturers are now actively killing devices when they get into altercations as banal as warranty disputes with foreign customers. All public infrastructure devices, from busses to TVs needs to be security audited.

Nailed it!

@808nakoa5.bsky.social We say "no more" when you're in jail and your minions follow you.