Tonight I have four books to tell you about. It could be 27, but I'll stick to four. Probably. Btw, you can buy pretty much any book you want from me. My website is adorable, but only lists a few books. I can get LOADS! so email me [email protected], or message me on here, if you like.

Ok coffee cake and cards in Cirencester. On to Bristol!

I have a day out on my own in the wilds between Blockley village and seeing @mariankeyes.bsky.social in Bristol later. So many options of things to do but it's raining, and February.

Elon Musk is a c¥^t Pass it on…

I'm recruiting a new researcher to join my team @hopenothate.org.uk. Come join us! hopenothate.org.uk/about-us/car...

RT if you still hate the fact we left the EU

YES!!! #strictly

Jeremy Corbyn is suing Nigel Farage. RP if you can’t wait to see Nigel Farage bankrupt

Big day tomorrow. Freight are unpacking Michael Bublé from his hibernation crate in cold storage. Quarantine will be standing by with tranquiliser guns. He may come out singing Christmas songs. He may attack on sight, disorientated and hungry. You can never tell.

@privateeyenews.bsky.social is out….😂😂😂

Once upon a time I was falling in love, But now I'm only falling apart. There's nothing I can do...

Boris Johnson, Dominic Cummings, Matt Hancock and Michael Gove ran the Covid PPE lanes, while Rishi Sunak rubber stamped every payment. Given the £14.9bn in fraud they should all be in jail. RP if you agree.

I think I've just seen Santa in a helicopter. Only in Yeovil!

The most passive-aggressive mountain in the world is the Doesn’tMatterhorn.

A List of Things People Blamed on Short Skirts 🧵

OK, let's do some MORE hot #buyastrangerabook action. It's #buyastrangerabook day. And @voiceinthetent.bsky.social is offering to buy someone the book of their choice, up to £20! Any book, not just the books on my website. So, if you're based in the UK & there's a book you'd like, get in touch!

I think my Inky is secretly part tabby. #Cats #Blackcat

If there was a Referendum on rejoining the EU and you would vote YES, Like. If we don't need to bother with a Referendum and just rejoin, RP.

So, proper introductory post. What do I like? Running Indie music Punk Reggae Bristol Crime/Thriller novels Learning guitar Learning French Dogs Peace! Politics in culture Man Utd Glastonbury Festival That will do for now?

@peaceman01.bsky.social 👋👋👋

My handwritten letter to a very old friend has only taken 24 hours to travel between Somerset and Sarf London! #post

@marsyface.bsky.social waves blows kisses xx

He's too cute. 6 months old on Monday.

#proofofcat I have four. The void is called Inky. #Caturday