I've been a registered nurse for a whole year.

Prepared a salad for my lunch but forgot the dressing so obviously my day is ruined.

Talk me out of getting this tattooed on my actual body

We've come back to Macclesfield and Manchester for the weekend.

Yeah nah, today isn't going to be good.

I'm very mature and totally fine with not going to Glastonbury so I haven't muted any accounts and I'm not at all jealous or upset.

Just had to get cash from an ATM and actually could not remember how to do it.

Why are there so many options for booking a haircut? Cut and blow-dry, restyle, wet cut, separate options for long and short hair. It's a dang minefield.

I usually love a bit of time left to my own devices but I'm not really looking forward to this weekend all by myself.

I'm 35 years old and wearing a pair of crocs outside and it feels like I'm committing a crime?

This absolute babe

Not sure what I've done to instigate it but I'm getting an awful lot of goose content on Instagram today.

Cheeky little 4am shortbread to keep me going through the night shift.

Absolutely obsessed with Feathers McGraw ATM.

I'm really really hungry but the cat is on my lap so idk I guess I'm starving to death?

Absolutely loving life snuggled in my tartan jammies drinking a glass of wine.

Eating my everything bagel like an absolute animal.

I've had lasagne and chips for lunch - now I must have a nap and simply cannot go back to work.

Watching the fences in this wind is no fun.