Big girls don't cry. They buy a chainsaw

that boy you're into despite his flaws has learned to breathe water, you know. He keeps sneaking into the reservoir to "escape the cursed bequest of mammalian existence". I saw him doing military pressups on the roof and then the clouds broke to show him the constellations and he screamed in terror

personal belongings that did not survive the grim salvo haunted house show last night: - beloved sterling silver tentacle ring - my #1 femboy pin might’ve been the first time i really enjoyed going to a show i can get another pin but i am going to miss that fucking ring

Disappeared, right before my eyes

forgot to text my cis friend regularly for a few months and she has a whole ass baby

I propose we stop calling them DJs and start calling them e-bards instead e-bard fiddle my favorite ballad

squeeped up in the joshpit straight slunking to peefpunk

Happy 🌈

car customization but i need to buy more dicks

slugmachinegun. the oozy

a good friend recently went through some hardship and wound up in the hospital is needs some help for her medical bills and necessities. Any support / awareness would mean the world 💜 gofund.me/9f2e3c5b

hello my fellow cis-heterosexuals!

it may never be like it was before but growth can persist through pain

at some point someone will recommend you buy one of these little egg cookers. "they work so well" "they make cooking eggs so easy" that's true but you still shouldn't use one. treating eggs this frivolously brings shame on our grubby dinosaur egg-stealing mammalian ancestors

they should invent a drug that makes you okay with doing things you don’t really want to do right now. like posting hole online. if it were up to me id name this drug “400 dollars”

PILOT: Bloody Bones AVATAR: Wetmachine "Quixote" An obsessive artist who constructed her cyberspace Avatar out of the bodies of willing victims encrypted into cadaver format. A deeply romantic soul whose love for her missing Princess drives her ever onward. Medicine will never forget.

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From now on i'm only drawing things that would make teenage me happy e.g. slutty emo anime boys

this fit fucked

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morose…

rot

Dysphoric Urge

Siri, turn this twink into a compote

suspended over the expanse. 🎨

she heart lungs livers on your nerves until everything goes dark and you die

phalanx. #oc #elfenjoyers

let's get burgers 2 "friends 2"

i muted the words “autism”/“autistic” and now my discover feed won’t load :thesmiler:

There is still beauty in this world

first draft fursona design

i want the social contagion of transgenderism to be real. i want to be a super spreader

Inks of my lovely friend’s oc

This goes so fucking hard dude

weaponizing ADHD against capitalism by entering my email and forgetting to finish signing up until I get emailed a coupon code

we already HAVE sonar weapons that make you trans. it’s called kerry eurodyne yacht song

get ready for work with me! 21:00 i wake up in a cold sweat unable to form a coherent thought besides “cock suck’re blew” 21:10 enjoy some delicious goat cheese 21:30 i call out of work because my head hurts

crazy how men remember manners and humility when they gotta ask me for a cigarette

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This op-ed explains how to start an ICE Watch neighborhood program in your community. ⤵️

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