when two transformers are having crazy buttsex in a closed room and they forget about the human in there and they die of carbon monoxide poisoning

Oh....my penis is big....

shit i get on youtube when i turn off my watch history

the moneyspread at the start is hard

white colonizer says indigenous land belongs to white colonizers instead of other worse white colonizers

the matpat effect

tiktok is crazy for this one

just done a bi-erasure

Tudeh's statement on the WLF movement in 2023 is so fucken relevant now lol

GOATED PROTESTORS

DID YOU GNOME: although the female gnome has a substantial bosom, decreased gravity (at her height) allows her to go through life unencumbered by a brassiere

tboy tummy 🥴

if i say bbno$ blaccent café enough times do u think he'll quit again

chud pear

saw this and thought he fucking died

just made a minor spelling mistake, deleting my whole account

i dont want to play this on my tv.

I'm sorry but we're gonna need to cook and eat Chuck Schumer's kids

Something americans need to understand is that your country has always been a colonial occupation war monster with an endless hunger for new resources and territories that not only has never shied away from mass death but in facts seems to seek it enthusiastically at every turn.

charlie kirk didnt actually die, its a promotional stunt for his new album "no pulse"

smoking that shit that gives u a particularly early death

hope everyone had a good lesbian today

alexa order werewolf boyfriend

uma suma or whatever tf its called

olivia rodrigo still hasnt spoken up abt the western togoland conflict 🫤

finno-korean hyperwar

do i give nonchalant. do i serve aura

Wackos now want to label transgender groups as “domestic terrorist”! I have to admit that I have seen some nude pictures online of transgender women and some of them are definitely carrying a concealed weapon! Made me jealous!

im an artist from israel and this is my art

im on my poopy shit brrrap shit a fart

type shit

this 67 year old barbershop still does low taper fades the ocky way

youll cowards dont even smoke penises

ugh, i’m not a little girl anymore!! i’m gonna go huff creatine with tyler

i rly dont wanna get a job bc what if someone sees me lick my paws..

sobbing on the toilet because openai deleted the model that told me how to wipe my ass

if good eats aired today it would be called "W eats"

there should be a male hooters called danglers

“meanwhile, on X the everything app—” I don’t care. you should be elbow dropped for bringing this to my attention

ptui is like the younger cousin of hawk tuah

the vibe rn

If there was a transwoman in harry potter, she'd be named "Otto Gyna-Filia"

Transgender Masterchief Pebbleton