Pete hegseth be like

I literally only go on onlyfans to delete the scores of bot-farmed messages from queerbaiters I followed like 4/5 years ago during the pandemic.

Perfect image for this moment -- Pete Hegseth wasted millions of dollars flying military leaders from across the globe to hear him blather about gender-neutral physical fitness standards and appearance, and the chryon in the corner notes the government is about to shut down.

chicken soup for the soul hot dad for the 🕳️

👑 Prince Faggot has an all queer and trans cast; each actor pulls double-duty embodying both their “characters” and versions of themselves. As a result, the play is an ultra-meta intellectual exercise as actors jump out of the narrative to speak to the audience about their individual experiences. 🤯

Exclusive: Zohran Mamdani reacts to Eric Adams dropping out of the New York mayoral race. "I think it's very much the same race," he says, criticizing attempts by President Trump and other outsiders to affect the election. https://www.democracynow.org/2025/9/28/zohran_mamdani_eric_adams_nyc_mayoral

If you're in New York, I can't recommend seeing Prince Faggot enough. It was NOTHING like what I thought it would be. Intensely personal and wildly creative. An absolute must-see.

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Me and my favorite coworker (a 55 year old single man from Kyoto that fishes competitively on the weekends) got dinner and queened the fuck outttt

nation embraces tradition of putting racist people on its currency

Denounce the guy who did Nazi salutes at your inauguration and we’ll stop calling you a Nazi.

@camorris64.bsky.social remember this

Incredible. Sniveling and licking Magda Goebbels' shoes in public.

My favorite kind of acetaminophen is Tylenol Rapid Release the Epstein Files

There goes my new wedding gown. Oh well

Anyway, here is a full minute of Meghan McCain saying “my father.”

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Tomorrow! Quick! What are y’all wearing to the rapture?

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Me on the way to the rapture I'M READY!!!!

For anybody anticipating the Rapture tomorrow: you can free the burden of your Earthly checking and savings accounts by sending the contents to me, directly. No refunds

Can't wait to sip vaccine martinis & snort tylenol with the other sinners, atheists, autistics & gays in Joel Osteen's abandonded hot tub after the Rapture.

Kind of funny the rapture is supposed to happen on Bi Visibility Day lol

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)

Rahul Kohli put your babies in me right fucking now.

Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄

Can I get a cute trans guy to just sit on my face? If I die, I die.

We're going to fucking die

What a disgusting fuck-head.

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I think we really need to get back on topic here.

Fuck a bluesky blackout, we need a whiteout. Cum everywhere, a week of moderators being unable to escape The Cum.

I don't care that he's straight. I'd suck his soul out of his cock. #gianmarcosoresi

I'm hot.

Frail old brittle orange men are too emotional to hold office.

COME AND SEE ME, KIDS! ♥️

Fun fact: Nancy Mace is trying to censure me over comments I never said.   Her res does not contain a single quote from me because she couldn’t find any.   Unlike her, I have routinely condemned political violence, no matter the political ideology.

Queen

And Sean Evans has admitted to having a crush on Keke. This is adorable. ♥️

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Those first moments in the morning, when everyone is still asleep, freshly brewed coffee lingers in the air, the house is peaceful and for the briefest moment i forget we live in a world where we are the only animals that have to work ourselves to death just to live here.

Half tempted to post my own #FCF since I might have pissed off a few MAGAts. LOOK AT THIS GAY PENIS, INCELS!

New Mexico's economy is a fraction of the size of New York City's. If they can enact universal childcare — and relieve working families of a crushing cost burden — surely we can too. It's just a question of political will.

"Valhalla" from a brown skinned Indian dude is fucking wild.