bluesky is a wonderful place

this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive. when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.

Northern Parulas are often heard but rarely seen--and I got my first good look at one this morning. I missed the best shot, but this was a close second. I love when the bird is perched in a beautiful setting! 💙💛💜 #Parula #CentralPark #birding

Gay powers/Homosexual magic restored

incredibly funny how the outbreak happened after the two main countries involved, the united states and argentina, completely obliterated their public health and regulatory agencies for insane kulturkampf reasons

Lyrics by Rabindranath Tagore; music by Richard Hageman; and sung exquisitely by Dino Borgioli. Spend 2 and a half minutes listening to this jewel of a song. Let its yearning wash over you. Do Not Go, My Love youtu.be/TWXv1i6gTv8?...

unfortunately the news coming out about the hantavirus is starting to feel *exactly* like the early reporting on coronavirus from like December of 2019…

Stop going on cruises!! I blame white people for this

bought medium salsa for cinco de mayo taco tuesday tonight

Anyone else thinking about The Met Gala and also simultaneously thinking about Brenda in Scary Movie 2 saying, "I'm gonna fart in your mouth. And I'm gonna piss on your face. And Imma shit on these walls, Ray!" No? Just me? Fuck Jeff Bezos. youtube.com/shorts/irEOK...

Why is the Grim Reaper just edging us like this with all of these horrible people?

If you're in NYC, run and see this. Cats: The Jellicle Ball is an explosion of queer black and brown talent and excellence. @bizarrenoirny.bsky.social

“Do you love that, Katie Miller? Was it hilarious when the girls school blew up? — Katie Miller and Lara Trump just laughing away about bombing videos from the war.” @jenpsaki.bsky.social rips the ghoulishness of katie miller & Lara Trump yucking it up over Trump’s obscene texts

I'm not an evangelical Christian but I think it's really telling that going on a TV show to admit you raped a teenager and then using that as a way of promoting your book on evangelical Christianity doesn't infuriate evangelical Christians

Sick of OF content creators enticing me with a $3 membership fee and then spamming my DMs (along with every other poor schmuck that joined for the discount) with $90(!) PPV videos with no penetration shots, shitty lighting, static camera shots for 10 minutes of pumping WITHOUT SHOWING IT.

NYC/NJ friends: Need some laughs?! Then come out Sunday to the Big Brown Comedy show in NYC! All-star line up of the top Arab, Indian, Pakistani, Somali American comics uniting for one big show! Comics have been seen on Colbert, Conan, SiriusXM and more. Tickets: www.eventbrite.com/e/the-big-br...

Full offense: this article is superficial, almost intentionally dense, and a waste of your time to read. The author makes a huge argument for nostalgia, but it's not about nostalgia: it's about ownership, personal control, and freedom from surveillance and data gathering.

Going to a formal event that celebrates Freedom of the Press where some of the other guests don’t understand the importance of the 1st Amendment? The Reporters Committee for the Free Press has some great accessories — including the below pocket square! donate.rcfp.org/first-amendment

An absolute hero. Rest in power & with the gratitude of so many, Iris.

Not bad for a nearly 50 year old man that's lost and gained over 200 lbs.

The Lady Chablis is eternal at Club 1 in Savannah, GA. ♥️

He knew exactly what he was doing. Don’t get shy now, man, you bought the cake; eat every slice.

Fuckin' it up in first class!

Gold, diamonds, first class private plane - Trixie Mattel See you whores later! With @bizarrenoirny.bsky.social

🤭 We are the stupidest nation.

The only ppl who don’t know how money works is Republicans.

Can I come over and stare at you like this

Can I come over and stare at you like this

Sundays are for getting stoned and watching disaster movies of questionable quality

Holy shit. I'm 190 lbs. I've lost 50 lbs.

I used to be a mod on a men's health website and the number of posts of men concerned about their girlfriends having a Black boyfriend before them was never ending. At least 4 a week. It was here I deduced a lot of white male racism is fears of inadequacy and toxic masculinity's lack of emotional…

If you are in Seattle, please go patronize this store because this is amazing content/promo 😂 (laughing to keep from crying, and I do kind of low-key want that orange spider plant I have never seen that before) Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DTQrTqZ...

good morning

My day has just been made. Mamdani announces protections against junk fees from food delivery apps like HungryPanda *in front of the red panda exhibit at Prospect Park Zoo.* www.nyc.gov/mayors-offic...

A two minute respite of exquisite beauty. "This spot is so pretty because you and I are here together." youtu.be/oFRhjLHrN8s?...

CNN: "In the initial statement from DHS, they said these two migrants had attacked the ICE agents in Minneapolis with the shovel, but what this video shows is this was not the case ... the two ICE agents made false statements under oath."

When we talk about wyt nonsense, we mean shit like this.

Did someone say Taco Tuesday?

Not this sniffies profile in my neighborhood 😭

Me making out with cute cub trans guy a month ago. 🥵

What is your favorite Disney movie? Sleeping Beauty Related: STOP GIVING VILLAINS REDEMPTION ARCS. IT'S PARTIALLY WHY WE'RE IN THIS MESS. MALEFICENT IS AN ICON AND A LEGEND IN HER OWN RIGHT. FUCK YOU FOR NOT INVITING HER TO THE PARTY, AND FUCK YOUR KID TOO! Thank you.

Because you're all freaks like me... Godzilla Easter Bunny

How cute are @imaginarybeing.bsky.social and @bizarrenoirny.bsky.social ? Happy Easter, y'all. We've settled in with deviled eggs and ham, and our annual viewing of Easter Parade. 🐣🐰

Should I post hole and pole and title it "She is risen"? Please advise.

Damn. He'll live. 😖

So... he's almost dead. Who wants to party when it ACTUALLY happens?