@krutikakuppalli.bsky.social #medsky

No cheating. Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist Awww shit. 🤣

Jared Kushner is at diplomatic meetings. He's not elected. Not confirmed. Not accountable. WHO voted for him? The Senate didn't confirm him. So why is he in these meetings? FOREIGN POLICY IS NOT A FAMILY BUSINESS.

Don't you threaten me with a good time, Mr. Mayor. 🫠😜

Don't send your children to opera conservatories, kids. They turn into non-binary drag queens in New York City! 🥰 A big thank you to @narzissar.bsky.social for the trip down memory lane. 😘 Incidentally, this was a good day.

This week on UK vs the World, my gals Bananarama, who notoriously filmed an entire video of themselves having an orgy with a fleet of naked men in a tub full of milk and overripe fruit, act positively scandalized at the barest hint of sexual content in a song about doing butt stuff with an alien.

Changing my drag name to Clitiffer Jenkins. That's all.

Childhood complete. Thank you, Pooh. @bizarrenoirny.bsky.social 🥹 #muppetbabies #nightmarebeforechristmas #spookydoll #jhonenvazquez #jimhenson #timburton

It was intentional. "Crockett is currently locked in a tight primary battle with state Rep. James Talarico...whose recent appearance on "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert" has immensely bolstered his name recognition and campaign war chest." share.google/fpM3vyTcJCdv...

See attached.

Sarcasm aside: We have fucking failed as a country, failed utterly and unequivocally. Bin the whole thing, or yeet us into space.

Oh, look. Countries are holding their leaders liable for their crimes against humanity including pedophilia, murder, rape, and cannibalism. What a concept?!

You KNOW you want to join us! #drag #livesinging #ireland @thestonewallinn.bsky.social

Get your red hot green tickets for our tribute to Irish music! @bizarrenoirny.bsky.social www.eventbrite.com/d/ny--new-yo...

I usually favour a “call ‘em in” approach, but we’ve been warning you about Newsom for a long while now, so clearly that’s not working. If you’re already treating “Newsom or Trump/Vance” as in inevitability, you have bought into a con and are throwing trans people under the bus to actualize it.

Roses are red, And I'm so clever, SEMPRE VIVA, Live forever.

Roses are red Their scent makes you grin It rubs the lotion on its skin Or else it gets the hose again

two gays doing anal:

This wasn’t exactly the image I set out to find but I’m not mad at it

The scream I let out

Brotherly love is so important these days.

The four horsemen of gay porn:

@siciliangecko.bsky.social and I are watching our Broadway Daddy... are YOU? @bwayghostlight.bsky.social

R.I.P.

What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it

James Van Der Beek and Bud Cort die, but this flaccid turtle still gets to breathe air? I will go on tiktok live and jerk off to his funeral like a monkey in a zoo when he finally gets drop-kicked into Hell.

faggots against fascism.

Unless you're saying explicitly "I would like to stick 2 inches of my tongue in your back door until you can't remember your name," I will just assume you're being nice. This is not a funny post. I'm just autistic. (OK, maybe that's a little funny.)

Some of you gooners really need to aquaint yourselves with a tongue scraper and floss. Why do half of you look like you've got thrush? 🤢

Van Der Beek dead at 48, leaving his family (SIX kids and a wife) broke because of the evil insurance system THIS fucking hag took a leading role in perpetuating

Mmmm glaze 🤤

I might as well eat them on the toilet. Once bitten, twice shy. 💩

And I love her and I will die for her.

Share a movie you can quote from start to finish

The Superbowl - me when I've eaten nothing but roughage and beans and waiting for the inevitable drop so I can yell: RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!!

I think I watched the wrong episode of The Pitt

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Unrelated to my previous post, I do wish I could celebrate Fat Cock Friday. I do indeed have a fat cock. 😪 #fcf

TICKETING LINK HERE! www.eventbrite.com/e/miss-robus...

I'M DOING A THING!!! Join @bizarrenoirny.bsky.social and myself and a few special guests for our sweet tribute to Eire with Emerald Anthems at our home at The Stonewall Inn on March 7th and 11th! Ticketing link in the comments!

Good.

Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"? Well, it happens they were doing exactly that. www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...

“F*ck ICE” — Kehlani accepting her very first #GRAMMYs  award.

cumslut? oh, you mean a cummoisseur?

If all these oligarchs named in the Epstein Files are totally innocent, surely they’d be in favor of an independent investigation into Epstein’s crimes. Right?