I’m just a dumb bottom I don’t know what MATH is!

“Fuck youuuuu”

Not having weed on 4/20 is a crime

80: ok back on a routine of sorts.

Someone buy me the Slayyyter bunny ears

Orange wine Fake smiles I keep it real delusional Fuck how you feel

once again asking if any local oomfs want to go see the devil wears Prada 2 with me opening night because I have an extra ticket 👉🏻👈🏻

What the fuck bsky get your shit together

The true gay film of the year. Sorry Devil Wears Prada II.

When guys bend over and you see a hint of balls 🥵

Happy #mcm #monochromemonday

You could be my American hot, hot boy

The system is set up to marginalize and dehumanize disabled people and I’m fucking over it.

Basically

Love me some rose bushes

How much I’ve moved today! 😮‍💨👅 { #cock #sinfulsunday #nsfw }

Top ten songs of all time: All The Things She Said- t.A.T.u Bring Me To Life- Evanescence Hung Up- Madonna Dangerously In Love pt 2- Beyoncè Gas Station- Slayyyter Crawling- Linkin Park Breathe On Me- Britney Spears Taste You- Auf der Maur Ojos Así- Shakira Get Up Ten- Cardi B

Wanna know what it’s like living in Connecticut?

That dumb fuck signed an executive order about psychedelics and then asked his aides for some. Like your brain needs to be more mushy?

2022 was the year of Renaissance. 2026 is the year of Confessions II. Let’s DANCE

I feel so freeeee I feel so freeeee I feel so freeeee It’s dangerous, because it’s just one person. That’s not a nice feeling. But out here? On the Dancefloor? I feel so free. I can’t explain

The way Slayyyter's songs stay in my head is insane

My baby girl knows I’m struggling today haha

Oh my tummy hurts too. Maybe I’m slightly hungover

Dating people from different ethnicities is great because I know how to make white food and then they know how to make their food so suddenly my kitchen has twice the spices and lots of beans. Yummm

park and ride

Being a lil silly makes you hotter ngl

Softie Sunday!

Fell asleep on the couch after a night terror and now I have a headache and sore throat. Booo

I still think we should seize all the billionaires money and give it to descendants of slaves.

Slayyyter > Charli xcx

I’m a drunk faggot

LMAOOOOOOOOOO #dragrace

Happy Saturday! #gaycub #gaybear #BBC

Is anyone watching Monarch? I have feelings about the latest episode

what do you MEAN Meryl Streep improvised the iconic “why is no one reeaadyy?” lineee

hi hello gm 👋

Have a great day guys!!! 😁😁😁

Saturday service required 🥵

Cloudy but bright as fuck put? Ugh my eyes

I kinda love the way my armpit hair curls

Free hugs get em while they’re sweaty

This lighting is making me look thicc??

When that morning sunshine streams through the window

Soooo happy it’s fridayyyy! 🙌😈 { #nsfw #fcf #gayporn }

Bathroom cleaning day so here’s a spotless mirror selfie

Good morning, take me out my thong 😈

I have so much fatigue today but I managed to- OMG IM BALD

I've got a nice and heavy treat here for fcf. Who's going to come get a mouthful?